>be me >go to the shop to get a drink >waiting outside leaning up against the wall just looking around since it's such a beautiful day >I have this sort of tic where I pretend to smoke with a toothpick >hear a voice to the side of me >''trying to quit huh?'' >pretty cute slim petite girl who's like 20 >''uh what?'' >''smoking? that's why you're doing that right? craving a cigarette?'' >''o-oh yeah h-haha'' >''I've been trying to quit too, how long have you been doing it?'' >''uhh you know...when haven't I been doing it?'' >I start panicking >literally never smoked a cigarette in my life >''exactly the same as me, how many do you smoke a day? I smoke like 20'' >''h-haha I'm about the same as that too'' >''I'm sorry if this is awkward, you look kind of uncomfortable, but you really seemed like an approachable guy'' >''oh no...that's just the addiction talking, I get nervous and sweat a lot when I'm uhh craving a cigarette'' >''Oh I get it, I know this seems kind of forward but do you want to come to my smoke group tomorrow? my friend got me in it, it's like alcoholics anonymous but for smoking, we talk about how smoking has effected our lives and how to beat it. We can get some food afterwards if you want.'' >''I certainly could use help beating this darn addiction, I'd love to come'' >''great, here's my number. We can go get food afterwards and then we can watch a movie? I don't know, it's up to you'' >''Yeah that sounds great, we can definitely do that, I'm user by the way'' >''that's a nice name, alright then. I'll see you tomorrow then user?'' >''For sure'' >we hug and go our separate ways
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SMOKED IN MY LIFE. DO I JUST START SMOKING NOW SO I CAN RELATE TO HER?
I don't know, I just don't want to be lying all the time. I don't want the constant anxiety
but then she'll think I'm weird for lying
Kayden Sanchez
u r gonna have constant anxiety whether or not u lie u dingo
Hudson Cruz
If this isn't fiction, just look up some relatable shit for smokers so you can hold a conversation about it without seeming too weird. If you're in, after a month or something, you can tell her oyu were bullshitting and she probably won't mind, don't throw it out there so early though.
Substitute cigarette with R9K (But don't say it out loud) For example say "Whenever I would smoke people would slowly start to leave me" or "Whenever I would smoke I'd get irritable when someone would interrupt my smoke breaks, and that's why I want to quit"
Just don't fuck up and say R9K out loud cause that'll cause some questions
Jaxon Rodriguez
say u got cancer from the smoke inhalation and if she catches on u r a beta then say u huffed paint and got brain damage too
shes bound to sleep with u then
Parker Murphy
Just tell her you smoke after everytime you have sex.
Adam Perry
you're seriously considering hooking up with a smoker who picks up random guys she just met on the street? enjoy your hepatitis user
Leo Cook
>yes keep purporting the achey addict angle When he finally tells her she will realize he is a nervous wreck because of genetics and not withdrawal, not attractive. Best bet is do the stupid meeting, date, and hope for the best. Avoid smoke talk or say youve been considering vaping, op.
Aiden Ramirez
This is a nice angle. Good post, but then again how many chances in life do you get when the women come to you.
Carson Peterson
she looks quite pretty though, she didn't have bad teeth either
Aiden Jenkins
This. Do your homework then bag her.
Samuel Ross
Why do you lie about things on the internet? Who is this impressing? Most pathetic thing I've read in a while
Jacob Moore
That's a pretty funny story user. Go to smokers anonymous or whatever thing for her, if it doesn't work out then stop going. If it does work out go a couple more times then say you don't need the group anymore.
Austin Gonzalez
I hate these situations,when one lie leads to another one,which will eventually get you fucked up in the end.
Mason Murphy
>I'm user by the way >that's a nice name kek'd
anyway you're fucked man. and why did you use two apostrophes for quotes throughout this post?
Noah Clark
this is the best option OP
Parker Fisher
>join group for people who don't smoke anymore >don't smoke anymore >???? >profit
Jeremiah Hall
Of all the things I've read on here over the years that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
Matthew Hughes
You'd have to be at least 8/10 attractive for this to be a real story