Go on blind date

I'd ask her if she wants to help Make the Black Race Great Again. We would destroy white supremacy and advocate for racial equality.

>>implying a black could digest all that dairy and not brap

>My face when she does that

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Turn round and Ieave. What's the point in risking a potential chimp out?

sit down and try to date her like i would any other type of woman

>>Go on blind date
>>See
I'm blind you baka, how am I supposed to see?

It's basically a donut covered in powdered sugar. Shit is delicious
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funnel_cake

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>Hello what's your name?

turn 360 degrees and backflip away

Completely blind date, i.e. I don't know anything about her yet?
Then I'll order something too and get to know her. There's nothing visually wrong with her (meth face or whatever) so why wouldn't I?

>sperg out
not different from if she was white.

Proceed with the date because at least it will help me get some practice. Never go for a second date though.

turn 359 degrees and speedwalk away

Blacks are lactose intolerant now? From where did you get this information?

Introduce myself as Monsieur Candy.

I would spill my spaghetti since I've bever been on a date before
Would fuck tho

This deviation of the 360 degrees meme made me LOL because not only would it be ridiculous to simply spin around and walk into her, but you would be slightly off center. That kind of absurdity really tickles my funny bone.

>360 degrees
You mean 180 right?

GET OFF OUR BOARD, NORMIE!!!1!!1!!11!!!

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it wouldn't work out, but id at least make out with her

Literally Google you lazy turd

Fuck yeah funnel cake, god I love that stuff it is a legit 10/10 food

Not sure if ironic joke or newfag.

>not being a sperg is now considered normie

thanks bro, im kind of like a comedian haha

I fuck her right in the pussy

In an original manner

turn 360 degrees and walk away
i want nothing to do with that baboon

Youre off by one degree, faggotte

i figured it was gonna be a guy but damn this is pretty nice too

I see her drink is empty and she ordered funnel cakes

Why?

Chick is cute but I wouldn't touch that glycemic nuke on the table

North Euro admixture in American negroes complicates this significantly

>"hi, user oooh you look so hansome;)"
>walk up beside her
>"hey wachu doin?"
>get on my hands and knees
>your reparations, mistress
>she uses me as a chair ottoman and puts her feet up on me
>"i could get used to dis, cracka"
>everyone watches this unfold, pay for the meal and get a standing ovation for not being racist.
>take her back to my apartment (or hers) and do do slave take over master roleplay

this is the only right answer.

That's not a funnel cake that's carne asada fries. There's Guacamole on there.

I'm building a brand so I'd have to sit there and fake it and mention something along the lines of getting in talks with my ex gf

Thank the good lord above and try my best to make her not think I have autism

Is that a pile of sugar on that food?

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introduce myself and proceed to spill my spaghetti until the date is over

Have a nice conversation without expectations.

I think some black women are very attractive, but she's just not my type. Strangely, I do think she has a pretty face -- just not pretty in a way that I personally find appealing. Now, I'd probably fug her if she wanted to be fugged, but I wouldn't be particularly keen or desperately hoping for it to happen, either.

I'd prefer to go to a baseball game for a first date because I'm anxious just looking at this picture

>See this at your table
But its a blind date fucko

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realize I wasn't getting any cause black women almost invariably dislike me.

>caring about glycemic index

literally only matters if you are diabetic or obese.

why the fuck not
better than some white cunt

Underrated. Check'd
33 keks

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Long time ago, but yes.
The theory is that humans werent meant to digest dairy its for calfs but Anglo Saxons kept at it and developed the gut bacteria to digest it properly many black descendants of Africa have a much smaller amount of lactase due to ancestral diet. Many Asians are lactose intolerant too. Everyone has it to different degrees. Grain of salt.

Sew an extra hectare

"sorry only date within my race. Know any Latino chicks?"