>Mom found the smegma superconductor
Mom found the smegma superconductor
>little sister found the jizz jar
what would such a thing be used for?
>dad found the skeet sheet
>nephews ate in the cum table
>butler accidently turned on the testicle accelerator
>nanny unearthed the taint trebuchet
>Mueller found the testicular torture tape
>brother discovered the molten penis caverns
>grandma unveiled the dick defibrillator
>grandad unraveled the cum cluster complex
What do I do now I'm fucked
>papa found the penile papule pruners
dad found the dulux donkey's dildo...
uncle stumbled upon the magic mouth
>landlord found the urethane urethra stretcher
>Dad solved the cum conundrum
He's gained far too much power, I'm not sure how long I have left because I fear that he may be coming fo
Momma' found Crazy Carls Curious Cum Condensator
>coming fo
for who
for what user?
i need to know
only i can stop him
user?
ANOOON?
At least he was kind enough to post the comment.
A..user?
you there buddy?
user?
>landlord stole the 6D semen accelerator schematics
F
Rest in pieces user, next time hide it better. You are a fool that underestimated the power of the Conundrum and you met an appropriate fate.
>brother found the room temperature superconductor magnets-maintained bose einstein cum condensate
>Auntie discovered and published the ejaculate esoterica
I'll never be the next Huxley now