Mom found the smegma superconductor

>Mom found the smegma superconductor

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>little sister found the jizz jar

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what would such a thing be used for?

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>dad found the skeet sheet

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>nephews ate in the cum table

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>butler accidently turned on the testicle accelerator

>nanny unearthed the taint trebuchet

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>Mueller found the testicular torture tape

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>brother discovered the molten penis caverns

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>grandma unveiled the dick defibrillator

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>grandad unraveled the cum cluster complex

What do I do now I'm fucked

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>papa found the penile papule pruners

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dad found the dulux donkey's dildo...

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uncle stumbled upon the magic mouth

>landlord found the urethane urethra stretcher

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>Dad solved the cum conundrum

He's gained far too much power, I'm not sure how long I have left because I fear that he may be coming fo

Momma' found Crazy Carls Curious Cum Condensator

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>coming fo
for who
for what user?
i need to know
only i can stop him
user?
ANOOON?

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At least he was kind enough to post the comment.

A..user?
you there buddy?
user?

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>landlord stole the 6D semen accelerator schematics

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F

Rest in pieces user, next time hide it better. You are a fool that underestimated the power of the Conundrum and you met an appropriate fate.

>brother found the room temperature superconductor magnets-maintained bose einstein cum condensate

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>Auntie discovered and published the ejaculate esoterica

I'll never be the next Huxley now

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