ITT: Post your real name and rate other names

Name's Michael
Rate me nao

My name is Celestia, I never liked it.

Ozmodiar

Wait really? Are you a girl? Do you like MLP?

Spanish
Name is Ignacio
Fucking Ignacio..

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Ella
>When your parents name you after your gender...

Reminds me of MGS2, good name.

Eh, not a fun

I find it very unusual, maybe because I am not anglo.

Solid name.

It's a good name, but it doesnt ring well to me for some reason.

Not very masculine, but sounds posh.

Solid name, a little too common.

Uncommon and nice-sounding name.

>Constantine is mine.

Same. I ended up going by Danny because I knew like 5 Daniels.
5/10 I'd say it's a pretty average name.

>Constantine is mine.
that's an interesting name. sounds pretty posh.

Are you Greek? Fucking Anaximandros get out

Yes I am and no I don't.

Haha yeah!

Thanks fren

>FB_IMG
I hate you too

>posting your real name ever

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Why did your parents name you Celestia? Do you get the MLP remark often?

You mean
Na-Daniel Bandyyy???
Every fucking time

Komari

my naem is jeff

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Jedidiah

mi nombre jeffito

My parents named me Fjonn but in my language it sounds just like the word for asshole

My name is old greg
And i got a mangina

hi jack im alfie

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Brad
My brother is named Felix
He is a Chad, I am a robot.
Can't make this shit up.

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>Michael
>Last name is also the name of an astronaut

Leviticus. I'd like to name my daughter Melody or Sienna.

It's so useless no one would do it.

Pontus, Alf.

My chad brother is younger than me.
kill me

Is varg your papa? How are you on the internet Fjonn?

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Kimo

Alexis and I'm a guy btw
>inb4 "lol Alexis is a girl's name!

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>Lolicon Jack

I'il remember that name

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Bennett

Let's get it, my fellow last name first namers

Victor Hugo, like the writer,

Constanza.

Thomas

Gay/10

>Commando villain/10
I'd go by Alex if I were you

I'm Dane

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I'm Cameron.

It's a name, I suppose.

Name's George.

How can you even be bothered to dox people like this?

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Why is it gay?

:(

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Name's Lilly ~
Pls don't hit on me btw.

Curtis
I was named after a woman

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It sounds like an upper class British guy

7/10
Just like y-
Fuck

gud name

unironically 9/10 nomenclature

that's what i am, though.

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You've yet to prove it isn't gay/10

Tiernan
originalio

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face c0nt0rt into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

S-Sigurd

Gustavo.
I don't hate it, but don't love it either.

My name would be Justin

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>that's what i am, though
gay?

British upper class you imbecile!

It's not gay

I think William is pretty cool :(

What's gay about it?

My name is Eric and it sucks

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i meant british upper class, dumby

so why is it not then?

Sigurd is a pretty Chad name.

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I already said
Upper class British

my name is john eric

Only way I could phrase my name without It being an unoriginal comment

There's nothing Chad about Scandinavia

Not anymore

Mines Alexandria.

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Blake

everyone calls me Trey though because my hippy parents couldnt settle on one name and spread Trey around instead of my real name

Trannies with self-chosen names don't count.

there's nothing gay about that

Lucas, could be worse desu, comfy name.

Kyle. Sounds like a soyboy name

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My name is Kevin and my dick is a bit over 12 inches

Tyler. I don't care for it. Every once in a while someone will see fit to call me 'Ty'. I don't care for that either.

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I'm not trans, I'm a real girl UwU

Fuck you Kyle, you keep ruining my tabletop experience.

>trust me goys! scandinavia is doomed!

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Yes it is
Completely

That's what happens when you funnel your entire ethnicity's masculinity into Gustav Adolf

jorbel?

oh :(

what's your name??

I'm not a tranny, but I do have flat tits.

Simeon. I am not even partially Jewish though. Yet everyone thinks that I am.

>first name is four letters
>last name is four letters
>will always fit on IDs

Thanks Dad.

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do u want to be my gf friend

Rowan, named after fucking Rowan Atkinson (Mr bean)

>Shaun
And thats the only way to spell it

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William :(
Why did my parents hate me?

Logan
In all it's originality.

No. I'm already with someone from here user.

Lindsay.
I'm a dude. you will never know my shame.

Barneyfag where are you? You're needed in this thread