ITT: Childhood boners

the girl not the duck

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Is Sailor Moon worth a watch?

would it be weird if i said that maggie from maggie and the ferocious beast gave me boners

so did madeline

>pokemon game from 2005
>childhood

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The hex girls gave me tons of fun

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Some kids don't get boners until they're 10. Puberty is different for everyone.

The game is 13 years old
At the earliest kids start masturbating 5 or 6
Times are a changing, grandpa

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the cause of some of my wet dreams

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came so many times to this

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I never got into furry porn in general but Lola Bunny can get my seed any time of day

All about that alien pussy

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This nasty skanks turned me on as a kid for some reason. Especially Marie.

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Minimum birth date by year to be legally posting here would be 2000, so you don't consider at least 5 years old as "childhood"?

I liked sailor Jupiter
also Sabrina the teenage witch

femanon here, totally spies was literally a fetish haven. this episode with clover getting fat by overfeeding (the spies are then forcibly overfed by a machine at the end?!!) became my most secret and worst fetish, i became obsessed with it at a super young age

still fingerfuck myself to the idea of being forced to drink men's creamy cum until i gain shit tons of weight and my clothes break.

please kill me i am broken

Raven was and still is better.

I was more of a monster of the week kind of guy.

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I got aroused by the sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi when I was younger, it made me feel things

sailor moon was degenerate, sailor mars? made me gay. sailor uranus made me even fucking gayer. god help me

jesus christ

Jenny is cute. CUTE!

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What? is that weird?

Still gets me hard to this day nigguh

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Poison ivy from the batman movie.

all good taste. can't remember my first bonner though

the classic

oreshura

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I wasn't the only girl sexually awakened by Hades, right?
...right?

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Nope. Not me personally but I knew a girl who'd write yaoi shlickfics about him.

>torpedo tits
>laugh that shrivels even the hardest dick
At least they fixed both of those in Hyrule Warriors.

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probably, i always just fapped
until my dick was so sore i had to see the school nurse the next day

Is it weird that these things turned me on as a kid? Always wondered what it'd be like to get sucked off by one

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The moment me and millions of other kids realized they had foot fetishes

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scooby doo

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Not purely boner, also love. Sam was probably the first girl that made me feel that way, I'm pretty sure it also laid the way for my appreciation of goth girls. Honorable mentions: Raven, Jinx, Starfire, Marie.

Those are some interesting trips, but yeah that show was kind of fucked, was pretty overt with the fetish shit, don't think it can be coincidental. This sort of shit is why we have obscure fetishists and furries and the like. At least your don't have a super autistic fetish like inflation or big knees. Pretty sure the elsagate type shit we see marketed towards kids on youtube now was in its formative years with shows like icarly and totally spies. Truly satanic adrenochrome junkie pedophiles run the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc

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>big knees
fucking what?

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Thank you for sharing desu. I have never admitted it in my life, online or elsewhere, until now. Very ashamed

good trips

also, you asked for it:

bigkneeloverslover.deviantart.com/

I loved them too user

especially these days, hope everyone's looking forward to seeing the live action Teen Titans!

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lmao oh fuck i'm dying
guess there are worse fetishes

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Don't worry about it user. Everyone's got some odd kink or something.

WE WUZ ALIUNZ N SHIET

Yeah I still don't know what floor tiles or mexican sugar dancing are, but I remember seeing that the first time and being pretty amazed at what I was actually seeing. Deviantart is a rabbit hole. I remember I was arguing with two semi-normie coworkers about how deviant art was autist central, but couldn't convince them, if only they knew how bad things really were.

As an accelerationist, at this point I'm just kind of laughing at the absurdity of it all knowing full well there's going to be a FUCKING visceral reaction to all this eventually. Even in the last year I've noticed a lot more people are actually starting to wake up.

>there's going to be a FUCKING visceral reaction to all this eventually.
I don't think so, i think people will get used to the new way of things.

>Marie
Complete normalfag tier taste. Everyone says they like Marie.
I liked May.

I'm betting there's gonna be some thinly veiled commentary on racism with her

I always got embarrassed when my mom caught me watching Mew Mew Power on Saturday mornings

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She probably just thought you were a faggot

how dystopic of you

>I'm betting there's gonna be some thinly veiled commentary on racism with her
Remember that episode of the Teen Titans cartoon "Troq"?

>that pic
picked up

Well think about it, every generation born into this new paradigm will think of it as normal, so each generation things will just creep further and further
That was subtle as fuck and done well. Today the slur will be "nigger" with a couple letters changed and she'll join BLM

this bitch from spyro 3
i blame her for my attraction to furry porn

floor tiles is a Jow Forums meme where some dude beat off to geometric patterns, specifically floor tiles
mexican sugar dancing is just some weird snuff shit I think.

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checkin trips

also pic related is my weirdest one. i would watch this movie over and over again just to hear his voice. now that i think about it though it really explains why I have such weird and specific preferences in guys now

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>That was subtle as fuck and done well. Today the slur will be "nigger" with a couple letters changed and she'll join BLM
That's a pretty baseless speculation, user.

mexican sugar dancing is when you dig up a corpse, tie string to it like a marionette, and make it do sexy dances

I still fap to her to this very day.

Theres a new waifu in town

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Yes and every once in a while those generations are born into a time of decadence and societal decay. Well, here we are.

Okay I figured that's what the floor tiles were.

Is that the real deal? That's actually not as bad as what I was expecting.

>Age: 11-19
well? which one is it???

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Are you willing to take a chance?

I need to get back into the pokemon games. The monster designs might have the gone down the shitter but the girls just keep getting better.

This deh-soo

not that big of one

Just look up Terufuu's stuff my guy.

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When i was a kid i had my mom rent me anime that was basically porn but she didnt know because she thought it was just "a cartoon"

Always a shame to see such artistic talent wasted on porn

Best girl.
Originally of course.

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End me originally now please

mai boobies haha

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He probably started just for shits and giggles, but I mean he makes like a thousand bucks a month on it on is patreon.

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Totally spies gave me my weight gain fetish. I bet it gave numerous other kids fetishes as well.

It'd be a shame if such talent wasn't used for porn.

Upboat undr8d

No he could be using that talent to make something that will really mean something to people, something they want to hang on their wall (or desktop), something interesting and complex. But instead it's wasted on something people will only ever think of while theyre in the mood to fap.

It's like the roastie of the art world. Only good for someone to get off to and then considered worthless the rest of the time.

this is a woman
gtforiginally out you don't belong here

Sounds hawt fembot

Yup always will be

I'm probably the only person on earth, but...

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>tfw no femslut cum dispenser gf
I'm gonna jerk off to you tonight.

I got my first boner to dawn when i was like 8 lol

even at 6/7, i wanted her to dominate me

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Who is a woman? You?

they also prostitute it out and control it while it "fucks" people

the duck not the girl

Really? I remember them popping as early as 4-5 years old

NIPPO ICHI

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Elder god tier I say. I couldn't be the only one.

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Latias when she kissed ash

>>Jessica Rabbit
That whole scene where she was tied up gave me a boner. I still do not know why

This is unironically my fetish. I have hyperspermia wanna be my cumslut cumflatoon gf?