how the fuck are people actually supposed to kill themselves without causing suffering if they don't own a gun?
jumping from heights - likely to cause extreme suffering for minutes to even tens of minutes if not hours
train - trauma for the train driver, possible extreme suffering for you
drop hanging - fuck up even slightly and end up paralyzed for the rest of your life
suspension hanging - painful, feels like your head will explode and your eyes are going to pop out, you will take the noose off before dying
gas asphyxiation- alot more painful than people make it out to be
random pills - doesn't work
slit wrists - doesn't work
opiate OD - alot more suffering than people make it out to be
drowning - suffering and panic
fire - extreme fucking suffering
poisoning - very painful as far as I can tell
bomb in mouth - even the slightest fuck up and either extreme suffering and death after tens of minutes or fucked in a machine for the rest of your life
They should make Euthanasia legal and allow anyone who desires it to get it.
Ayden Collins
just spaced it out to make the different methods more easy to read, but anything to do with hanging and not getting knocked out instantly is very very painful
opiate OD - alot more suffering than people make it out to be its not easy, it feels very shitty and OD the point when you would die would be fucking awful
this.
Wyatt Sullivan
Fucking INFP's... Why do you care negro? you are dead. Don't you think suicide would be encouraged if it caused positive things for other people? Why do you think so many propagandas are against it? Because the goverment loses, people around you lose!
You don't mind suffering if you know it'll all be over soon. It's like refusing to be given 10 million dollars if you live as a hobbo for a month. Honestly, if being afraid of the pain is reason enough to keep you from killing yourself, you don't actually want to do it.
Benjamin Jenkins
>Why do you care negro? you are dead. I'm not dead yet you fucking braindead mong that's what my goldfish is trying to do here
Dylan Martin
oh so you don't mind if I rape you for the rest of your life with a red hot iron rod because hehehehe you'll be dead anyway right fuck off why would I want to cause myself suffering I want to die in peace
Kayden Lee
If I wanted to kill myself it would have to be pistol/shotgun to the head while balancing on top of a large building, so if I am one of those 2-3 % that don't die or I flinch, which is unlikely because I am 5/5 psychopath, I will fall and get finished off anyways.
Cameron Hughes
oh yeah and it's not keeping me from doing it but if I were to do it myself wouldn't I want the best method shithead?
Matthew Edwards
>because I am 5/5 psychopath alright there jimmy isn't it bedtime soon
William Cook
there we go with the reflecting normies who got cringed out by themselves in highschoo, back when they thought they had balls, but it turned out they were just a pussy like everybody else. Tell that to my face bottomboy. You would be flying head first into the concrete
it doesnt matter if you jump from a fucking airplane idiot your body isnt going to accelarate for the whole fall there is a set max speed like 9.1m/s or some shit like that and yeah sure you could die instantly but there is a good chance you wont and who the fuck are you gonna tell afterwards oh hey mom I just killed myself and it hurt like hell
Cameron Bailey
Chloroform + carbon monoxide poisoning.
Oliver Phillips
carbon monoxide poisoning is way more painful than people say
Jeremiah Long
does anyone have the cap of the train conductor who killed a bunch of suiciders with his train and thought that he was doing them a favor and would never attempt to even slow down the train?
Jackson Phillips
oh yeah why dont you too post the videos of the peoples insides getting ripped out and their spines getting turned into mush thats gonna really fucking motivate my friend
Charles Ward
i'm not your friend, buddy.
I don't have access to such videos at the time
Christian Ortiz
I want to combine a few to make sure it works. My plan is to take some pills then cover myself in gasoline before stepping on a footstool then putting my head in the noose and lighting the match as I drop off. So I can hang while burning. I'd also want to perhaps set it up so I drop into water to make sure I drown.
Noah Howard
the fuck you talking about nobody said they are your friend
Brody Price
I don't care that some retards and scumbags lose if die.
Angel Stewart
That's why you knock yourself out with chloroform...
yeah well thats alot of shit to go wrong right there and where you going to find the motivation to do all that shit when you are ready to go I mean hanging while burning sounds like a kickass black metal album cover but I cant really say anything else thats good about that
Asher James
your post is fucking fucked man first you greentext like you are quoting him then you say the exact opposite of what hes saying and then post a retard picture like you are making fun of him get yourself together
Justin Taylor
yeah okay pretty good idea but I how the fuck am I going to get carbon monoxide poisoning I dont have a car and I dont want to kill others with my stupid shit in a house
Aiden Russell
>jumping from heights - likely to cause extreme suffering for minutes to even tens of minutes if not hours Christ you retard. This is why you dont jump from bridges, you jump from buildings. 10 stories+. The chance of death not being instantanious is pretty much zero. Unless you manage to land on top on something.
You hit the concrete doing 100 mph. Your brain wont survive the G forces of the sudden stop.
>slit wrists - doesn't work FOR FUCKS SAKE, you slice along the road, not across.
Jordan Torres
>jumping from heights - likely to cause extreme suffering for minutes to even tens of minutes if not hours Have you ever heard of 9/11?
Jaxson James
Just live your life man you will end up dead anyway
Just kidding overdose on heroin
Xavier Anderson
If you want it so badly you should have no excuses to acquire a car, even a rental, and some chloroform.
Lincoln Scott
Small room, ignite small bbq, take bbq with mostly white embers into room, seal room, sleeping pills, warning sign on door. Badabingbadaboom. Completely painless gaschamber for jew.
Kevin Ramirez
>bomb in mouth
No OP, I'm pretty sure sticking a fucking bomb in your fucking mouth is a pretty effective way of ending yourself.
Angel Martinez
When a person dies, someone has to clean up afterwards. This is a fact that will always be true no matter how you die, whether it's a suicide, an accident, a natural death, it doesn't matter. So you really shouldn't worry about the people involved in your death. Heck, you could go to a local playground and commit suicide right in front of the children. Does it really matter? They will experience death sooner or later anyway. They signed up for it when they were born.
Brandon Brooks
>opiate OD - alot more suffering than people make it out to be That's only if you try to OD on opiates by themselves. You can take a non-toxic dose of opiates and mix it with alcohol to suffocate.
Jaxon Nguyen
buy an exit bag already
Austin Barnes
Cpap machine and helium
Kayden Lewis
Id say more than likely no matter how or when you die there will be suffering. I watched old age kill my grandfather. He was an incredibly strong willed man but you could tell the last few months were terrible and he wasnt the same. Same goes for killed instantly at war. Sheer panic and then nothing. But my friend life is suffering. I would say embrace the suffering and try to succeed in the world and you will find happiness. Myself, i have not had any real good news for over a year now. But i got myself an 11 dollar an hour job and i keep taking steps to get back to the happiness i felt when I was younger. I cry daily but I have hope it will get better.
Angel Hernandez
I've heard carbon monoxide poisoning is a very peaceful way of going out
Daniel Anderson
Opiate ODs only suck if you take them orally, since the absorption rate is slower and they fuck up your digestive tract and cause liver failure that way.
Three times the lethal dose straight to the bloodstream is quick euphoria, followed by a great sense of calm and finally death by asphyxiation.
Junkies that accidentally OD are still having an enjoyable time as they're dying. EMTs often get bitched at when they give the proper dose of opiate antagonist to save their lives. One tech I've listened to would straight up cut their dose so that they could still ride the glow on the way to the hospital.
The next best thing after that is an exit bag (or a suffocant through a cpap mask, if you have one).
If none of those tickle your fancy, a large enough high explosive right next to your head or in your mouth will kill you with the overpressure. Just make sure that you have enough and the pressure wave will fuck up your neurons as they fire, effectively acting like an off switch. That's actually how artillery in WW1 killed people most of the time.
Liam Butler
If your life is painful enough to consider suicide, why are you so worried about the pain? OP is a pussy.
