Cyborg feels

>gf wants to have hardcore bdsm sex all the time
>not into it and would rather fall asleep watching netflix with her

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>constantly ask gf if the vanilla sex we have is good for her
>she always says I'm amazing and she doesn't want anything else
>never watches porn or uses sex toys

I just can't believe that I'm all she could want. Maybe I'm being paranoid and Jow Forums has ruined my mind... but this girl went to Catholic school ffs, I just can't believe she's not secretly into some freaky deaky shit...

What do guys? Is she lying to me, or am I just being paranoid?

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>cyborg
>has a gf
Yeah nah fuck off mate your not a cyborg if you have a gf

maybe she isnt lying, theres normally some kind of trigger for the fucked up fetishes it just so happens most women encounter these triggers from the super sexualised society we live in.
my gf got her rape fetish from fanfics. maybe if your gf never encountered anything like this as a teen she really is telling the truth

>gf
Lol
Get off my board normie

>Get tinder dates easy
>Going to none of them because i dont want that kind of relationship

or maybe she's into some shit so twisted that I'd break up with her if I ever found out...

this is really starting to mess with me.

>get hit on numerous times by attractive women
>too gullible to follow through with their advances

>have multiple girls that are horny as fuck and always want to have sexy sex with me (and only me)
>just want to play vidya
Man it sure is tough being me, ugh

I wouldnt mind being fwb if it was someone actually interesting or fun to be with. all tinder dates I had were so fake and artificial, the way they would make pick up line jokes and everything makes me sick.
maybe my sex drive isnt high enough but I cant deal with them at all.

>gets such perfect digits
you're nothing below a Chad, fuck off

How fat she is
I feel sorry for you user

>wife wants to hang with friends
>sit there and say haha yep for three hours

this thread is trash, normies really do ruin everything

>got my first gf right after applying to college in a different city
>was around long enough that it developed into a serious relationship before I had to move
>now stuck in a long distance relationship
>only see her once a month
the distance is killing me, but she's great and without her I'd have nobody. I just don't know how much longer I can do this without breaking

long distance relationships are satan. leave while you can. get the upper hand.

truth be told she's probably already thinking about seeing somebody else.

jesus dude I had a LDR where I would meet every weekend and it was hell

fuck off, I only have sex 3 times/week.

I like browsing Jow Forums. It's like going to the zoo.

just get the fuck out already you obnoxious piece of shit

she probably wants to cut you open and play with your intestines

>Have an extremely long run of good luck over the last few months.
>Manage to actually start a relationship with a girl who I would see frequently at work.
>Twist is she's deaf.
>She eventually introduces me to her friends.
>I don't speak the way I write so their impression of me is different from hers.
>They distrust me and think I'm leading her on.

Holy shit, I don't want to fuck this up.

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