Friends are all married

>friends are all married
>their wives flirt with me
>sometimes in front of their husbands
>they think i'm weird for not reciprocating

what the fuck i don't want your wife that is YOUR wife not mine and if my wife was that much of a whore that she couldn't control herself she would be put out immediately

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You're a good man, OP.

thanks user, i try to be

I seriously don't get it when married people flirt with others,if anything it pisses me off.Ffs you're married, what in the hell are you thinking?

Is it ever acceptable to fuck a single mother?

Flirting has no consequences when you're married because you know it isn't going anywhere, so there's no pressure and it's fun. Everyone understands that it's not going anywhere. Same thing as being an old man and flirting with young women; you can just do it and nothing happens because the young woman doesn't take you seriously.

OP should pull the stick out of his ass.

They are just trolling you and laughing at your back, like always had been

no you cuck
single mothers are looking for beta provider dad-replacements, she will never love you for you and she will always be more focused on her kid than satisfying you

t. kid of a single mother who watched 2 divorces

>so there's no pressure and it's fun

spoken like a slut roastie
>girl shows interest in guy
>guy thinks he's got a chance
>"lolno get away from me i'm just having fun"
>guy realizes he's been led on again

women are not capable of empathy

Not even for a one night stand? I'm a virgin btw.

no because she will use every trick in the book to make you feel sorry for her/her kid until you give in and end up in a failing marriage that was doomed from the start, and if you're really unlucky you'll have a kid with her so now you HAVE TO stay with her until she's tired of you

So how does a 28 year old kissless virgin with limited options like me get laid?

Chances are she isn't looking for a one night stand.

What if I make it clear how much of a loser I am after we've had sex? I'm a NEET living off autismbux so no chances of supporting baby Tyrone.

she is shit testing the hubby, and you are a one colossal faggot for not playing along ha ha ha

Just be friendly so you don't seem autistic

drunk girls at a bar or an escort(wherever they are now) or even tinder

DO NOT mention your benefits to a single mother
i repeat DO NOT mention your benefits in any way shape or form, tell her you are poor as fuck and have no interest in supporting her kid
i say avoid single mothers at all costs because you will, YOU WILL fall for her tricks, she will make you feel loved, like she actually cares about you, but in her mind she's just putting up with it to unlock a potential source of support for her kid

>upholding the unspoken rules of maintaining male friendship
>a colossal faggot
take a break from the 'chan buddy, might learn a thing or two

Understood, so women will put up with my autism in order to get access to my finances? Would living with my parents not be enough of a turn off?

Your friends want you to be their bull, you need to take those sluts to pound town ASAP

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My best friends wife wants us to have a threesome. My friend knows and I could tell he's uncomfy about it.

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not to a single mother, she might pretend to be okay with it until she finds something better

i'll tell you a story
>work at a bar with hot waitresses
>most are ((former)) addicts and single mothers
>super hot blonde always makes eyes at me
>she has a kid so ignore her
>one day she finds out i make enough bennies(a settlement) to support myself and have decent things, bar job is just to pass time
>suddenly aggressive with her flirting

stay away user

If it ever comes up again and she's not there, tell him that while you dont find her unattractive, there's no way you're going to have sex with someone else's gf/wife. Even with their permission. Dont fuck up a friendship, he obviously doesnt want to do that.

Tell your friend to grow some balls and get his wife to shut the fuck up about it.

Honestly, if I were your friend, I'd leave that whore. He seems too pussy to do that though

>implying i would ever agree to a mmf threesome