What does it feel like to shoot your load inside a girl's raw pussy?

You know that you can undo vasectomies, right?

hard to describe as the last time i did was 4 years ago
from what i remember its like when you're wrapped up in a warm blanket, stretch really good, then relax and its super comfy, but in your dick

I gave a cute tomboy a creampie once.

>wanting kids
Enjoy being a slave to snot poop machines for the rest of your short life.

>costs several times the amount it cost to do the vasectomy in the first place
>varying levels of success

> power cut
oops theyre gone :)
dumbfuck it happens all the time

It feels pretty nice to just unload.
Best 10 seconds ever.
oof.
discord - gg/6RaGVAT

If both labs which are in different cities both lose power and their back ups fail at the same time. Maybe i wasnt meant to have kids. but not like i cant pay to have sperm extracted.

stay mad poorkid

I've been masturbating so frequently that when I fucked my girl nothing "came out". Still felt good though, but I can replicate the feeling on my ownsome, but thar's my problem.

>creampied my ideal type
NOOOOOO FUCK

its happened
there was a case a few years back when 6 seperate ones in america all went down and lost backup power in the same day
you really are brainless

I can pay for an extraction no big deal poorkid

Best bit was she was really enthusiastic and had a nice arse. Even gamed after.

don't think it's that great. i've came in a warm wrapped up rice bag that i've build myself to replace that feeling and find out.

pretty fucking great user, i mean like its amazing, btw nice quads

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> his balls have been squished with bricks
> "I CAN STILL HAVE KIDS"
your a joke mate

well if my balls were squished with bricks wouldnt have mattered if i got snipped anywayz

I dont think you are thinking this thru. Its ok tho. Poor people have bad educations

>vasectomy
these aren't that great, they can cause a ton of health problems with your nuts like inflammation

the tubes get snipped the balls never get crushed you fucking retard

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> he posts twice pretending to be different people
sad little man

Kids or not I'm not mutilating myself for the sake of unprotected sex with some roastie. Besides I'm a permavirgin as is.

bretty fuggin good
is a liar
alsosequential check

ooooof cant even tell a samefag

poor and a newfag. thats just sad

Immense anxiety and panicking. It was fucking horrible. I fuck with a jimmy hat EVERY time I don't care what anyone says.

the poster count didn't go up mongol
you just outed yourself

>sequential check
Check your autism

i feel sorry for how new and dumb you are

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im sorry you came from reddit

i dont even try anymore. i look like a chad so most people just think im a dick

Why did u get a vasectomy? Medical issues? I can't believe it was ur own choice

the pill makes me not worry and it's just warm is the best way to put it.

It was my own choice. I graduated highschool early and got a good job. Hated condoms wanted to find an alternate route. Saw the prices of cryolabs

Decided I can get clipped and remove the worry of pregnancy (which i have seen several friends fall victim to)

Store my seed if i find a wife that wants kids.
Can pay to get sperm extracted.

No big deal.

How much better does it feel knowing that you got her pregnant afterwards?

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pretty good when youre user in the act

you think your future wife is ok to be ok with being inseminated like that?

imagine being this new unoriginally

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S O Y

originally

i hate you
its an original hate

what it feels like as a woman: you can usually feel him stop thrusting for a moment and then his penis is pulsing as he unloads inside you. it's not as physically pleasurable as other parts of sex, but it feels very right in a fundamental way

tell me more

can you feel the cum inside you?

On the one hand I want a vasectomy so I don't get any girls pregnant.
On the other hand, I'm getting no action whatsoever and am still a virgin.

He made a good decision

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it feels pretty aight mang

If shes not and wants to break up. Then fine. ill find someone else
Women are whores. So ill keep myself protected

>I fucking hate children.
This guy fucking sucks. He denies his partner a base biological imperative and is pissed she did what her biology calls for. This guy is a hateful cuck and everybody with his attitude should originally kill themselves.

Hot girl - Like you've stepped onto the steps of heaven

Average girl - Bit like masturbating.. feels good at first but afterwards you're a bit down on yourself

Ugly girl - Always use a condom for that shit

fuck off roastie your kind ruined any chance of today's kids growing up in an ethical society

Give it to me straight dawg

How does a vacetomy really affect your sexual performance?
Any change in semen volume/color/texture?

I don't know what a vajoo feels like on my pepe but i do know what it feels like to be rejected by my peers and to go home alone evrey night feeling left out while the rest of the youth enjoy the human experience.

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why is she so shiny what the fuck is wrong with her?

He's not wrong. It wasn't a good way for her to go about it but if your violinist wife desperately wants children to give meaning to her life now that she has arthritis and will never be able to play professionally again (and remember that people basically spend their entire lives practicing to be good enough to play classical instruments professionally so this would be a huge thing for her) and your response is "lol no i hate kids, go read a book or something" then don't expect it to end well.

Even if she hadn't cheated on him, she would have divorced him soon enough and found someone who wanted kids. Every single one of those "women are so evil" posts is 100% the guy's fault. Women are like dogs. They don't know any better and it's your responsibility to be sensitive to their needs and train them properly so that they can be happy dogs. If you do dumb shit and your dog bites you, it's your fault for not teaching it right.

>she would have divorced him soon enough and found someone who wanted kids.
which is more honorable than cheating
if you don't have the integrity to keep your legs closed for your partner then you don't deserve one at all

You and me both pal.
Orogogo

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>tfw impregnation and preggo fetishes
>hate dealing with small kids for extended periods

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>100%
a bit of an exaggeration there, ive seen some where the guy did literally nothing wrong

He didn't deny her anything. She could go find another man to be with. Are you saying she's entitled to having him and his child? Because she's not.
Literally an example of have your cake and eat it too.

The most notable aspect is this unusual (but very nice) feeling of warmth in your face, chest, stomach, and groin. It's like briefly getting butterflies all throughout your body.

khv here, why do I want to do this so bad anons, just seems so hot.

You mean you've seen some where the guy claimed that he did literally nothing wrong. Of course he's not going to be honest when he's posting his story on a public forum and fishing for sympathy.

I'm sure there are women out there who do evil shit to guys for absolutely no reason but the vast majority of them are the fault of the guy in one way or another. Pic related is a long read but explains this dynamic very well.

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My experience:
Yes, its hot. But its very different than fapping to some really hot new porn/new fetish. Your whole body is engaged physiologically. There is sight, sound, smell, touch, etc.

I think of it this way:
If you've ever been to a really nice restaurant, you know its good, but you wouldn't change every aspect of your life to go to that restaurant every day. Your life is fundamentally the same before and after going to that restaurant, as well.

Spoiler: I've only done it with escorts. Would recommend, but Backpage and others got Shoah'd so I can't just point you towards a website anymore.

It doesnt. Its just a cut into your vas def or whatever

Google vasectomy surgery. it was an ez procedure . I had the puncture method done

>Spoiler: I've only done it with escorts. Would recommend, but Backpage and others got Shoah'd so I can't just point you towards a website anymore.
Really disappointed there are no more sites user, creampie just seems so hot.

Nice, I'll have to check it out. Don't want any she-demons springing child support on me.

Yeah its a rough gig. Two weeks ago I would've said hit Backpage or your local review site and just ask the girls if they do creampies (some do)... but all the sites are torn down. Haven't heard of a new comprehensive review/advertisement site yet.

>you will never cum balls deep inside a girl

you cum really hard like you never did before

user you think eros is expensive? I heard about P411, but you have to pay for membership.

> mfw never bust a fat one in a qt girl

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I've never tried Eros myself. Eros is the place real pornstars post so it tends to attract higher cost girls.

I actually do use P411. I generally prefer to only see girls who are on P411 actually. Makes screening alot easier and weeds out many of the crazies.

Previously all my contacts were through Eccie + P411. Eccie (and others) got Shoah'd so I'm P411 exclusive now.

>fast forward 10 years
>HIV

Welp

Not really, you mostly just feel the penis throbbing

>tfw condom cuck
Mught as well just be a virgin

Might consider p411 now, thanks user.

I'd definitely go for it. Most "higher class" escorts want you to provide "references" before seeing them. P411 has a feedback system where girls give you a "Okay" or not. See a few girls, get a few Okays and high class girls will see you without actually calling/texting your references.

What city are you in? Your local selection might not be very big. Girls have to pay for P411 too, so that weeds out most crackheads who are willing to do anything.

It feels like I'm going to be a father in less than two months.

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I still use condoms with new girls. I usually make a girl go get tested with me because I am an adult.

IF she doesnt want to. She has to go. Simple.

Suburbs and slightly upstate NY, I can get to NYC in around 30-40 minutes. user, so I have to get a few okays first? This will be interesting if I decide to follow through, not much of a talker because I am shy, but this will serve as practice I guess.

Its easier than it sounds. Just pick a girl on P411, meet up, have her suck your dick or jerk you off, and repeat.

My advice:
Don't fall in love with the pics. Some girls are bitches, some are prudes, etc. But some are total gems. With all the review sites going down, it will be hard to know whats what.

NYC has plenty of fine ass but the prices are high. Just be aware its an expensive hobby.

Is this a thing you do?
It is one of the things I fear having to do if I ever meet a girl. Having to ask "Soo.. Got any std's I should know about?"

Yes. Of course. I will get a doctors note for a girl to prove my vasectomy. And going to the clinic to get checked to prove we are both clean means we can have unprotected sex.

We get pregnant. Its a malpractice lawsuit. We getting paid.

But the conversation can be rough but you gotta do it.

Thanks, any tips for me though? Like I said I am kind of shy, KHV.

Yes, honestly, just tell the girl you're KHV. She will wonder why you're nervous as fuck otherwise.

I think you'll find that most professional escorts are total sweethearts and will be happy to have a good "softcore" session with you.

Also, don't try to complete your bucket list in your first visit. You probably have porn ED. Don't be shy about asking the girl to blow you hard. You may or may not have the stamina to do the deed with a condor. If not, just have her blow/jerk you. Once you cum it is a huge weight off your shoulders.

Short guide:
>Pick girl
>PM/Text her with age/race/weight, time & length of meet
>She may give you location now or later. Either way, tell her you will text 2 hours before to confirm.
>Text her 2 hours before to say you're confirming. She will give location now if she hasn't already.
>Text her when you park and she will give you the room number.
>Escorts are always a few minutes behind, do be worried about sitting in your car 5-15mins past the start time.

this oregannly

Great. But I always do it when my wife is on her period - the blood makes it even better. :)

i cum in my belly gf atleast once a day. felt amazing the first time but feels average now. i can never get it to leak out tho. maybe i cumming to deep

ive never gotten an escort but this seems intriguing .

Are they hot?

Depends on the girl. You often get what you pay for. You can find the finest pieces of ass you've ever seen as long as you're willing to drop $500-700 an hour.

My interests have shifted from "in photos" hot to "in bed" hot. I'm more turned on by an average girl who does the kinky shit I like than I am by a 10/10 who only fucks with condoms, for example.

Feels good man. Especially if and has a marina.

Cumming isnt the exciting part, the exciting part is using her naked body. Cumming is better with your hand.

A bit sickening desu. Being hit with the smell of sweaty ass, pussy, balls, cum, and whatever else immediately as your head clears is not pleasant. Really just makes me want to go home and bury myself under the covers but I can never just do that, there's always fucking strings attached.

so what kind of stuff can you expect from girls you dont need references from that you "start out" with? is that how it works?