How do I score with a milf?

How do I score with a milf?
t. 22year old

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>be attractive
>have a big dick
done

Find a bar near a university/college. Older ladies tend to find 20-ish year olds around there. Just watch out for nasty cougars.

Just talk with them hinting at what you're getting at. Older females are much, much easier to talk than younger ones.

you done this before?
origanol

Downloaded tinder, set age to 35+, fucked a 42 year old the very same weekend.

what do older women talk about and how did you not make it awkward?

Yeah. It's great. They're mostly out for for a quick fuck, so they're pretty easy. But seriously, watch out for gross cougars. You can find some nasty bitches.

My guy a 22 year old swiping on a 42 year old means only 1 thing.

Is it really that simple organoloio?

one more thing
how did you know she was dtf?
did it say on her profile? did she hint it?

Pretty much, she texted first and I just told her I'm not looking for anything serious. Was kinda easy after that, man feels good to tell and older woman to suck your dick. There's probably some power fantasy in there.

dude you're like making my penis hard ok

But older women are ugly. The few that are attractive wouldn't want younger guys.

>had the chance to bang a lactating milf
>too guilty to do it

>But older women are ugly.
Personal preference, but you're right in a way. Some absolutely are. Some, however, are pretty good looking. Gotta watch out for the nasty ones.

Get the fuck away from me faggot

hang out at whole foods in wealthy areas

post height and race

also approximate weight or at least body type (eg: skinny, fat, moderately over weight, etc)
Need to know type of women on there before I put effort into making a tinder

6'7
Black
I don't think that has to do with anything though. Just have to be yourself,give her a firm handshake and move to gangzou (a city in China)

>give her a firm handshake
So much wisdom in this post

Our hands are the keys to the universe. Just have to know how to use them.

>how do i score...
gotta stop you there, buddy. wouldn't be here if i knew that

>Our hands are the keys to the universe. Just have to know how to use them.
I think I'm ascending to the 4th plane

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I'm the tinder guy, I'm 6"3 and white.

OH for the woman. Well she was like 5 something and white. She was a bit chubby but I mean what 42 year old isn't.

Bumpito
Want to bang a MILF/GILF. Any tips robros?

We should hang out and go to the bar to pick some we have each other's back