>be me
>21yo Irishfag
>7/10
>emigrating to the US in a few weeks(illegally)
>Irish women are one-dimensional slags
>dream of finding an american qt
Practical advice?
CALLING ALL FEMBOTS AND BURGERS
Thomas Long
Michael Reed
ALL women are one-dimensional
Elijah Phillips
fpbp.
have fun in burgerland potatofag.
just keep in mind that you're only considered a side here.
Colton Stewart
>thinking fat mixed women like shantaliq and katelyn are better than pure gaelic siobhan and aoife
oh lawd
Michael Fisher
>illegaly
>the irish are the mexicans of Europe
Knew it. Anyway I'd avoid the more liberal states if you want to avoid slags. And if you want a white girl avoid large cities, or just look in the more affluent areas or the country.
Owen Perry
I know lad, im just wondering how to find a female board-goer
Wyatt Gutierrez
Dear Potato Nigger,
No one wants you here. We have enough potato niggers and their "descendants" already.
>IM IRISH
>OI WHERES THE WHISKY
>TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA PATRICK
>OH ITS ST PATTYS DAY TIME TO DRINK LIKE ME LIVER IS HEALTHY
Stay out of my country patty, or Ill have the beaners take care of you like the Romans should have.
Sincerely,
Possibly your future neighbor
Xavier Davis
>Im going to immigrate to the US
>Ilegally
Jason Hall
American women are one-dimensional slags
Anthony Garcia
Why is the commonwealth + (((white))) America so based?
Elijah Sanchez
tfw no irish lass
Hunter Richardson
You gonna go to Mexico then hop the border? Or travel as a tourist then never fuck off?
Zachary Smith
Tourist visa, if I was gonna hop a border it'd be the canadian one
Jace Diaz
no he's going to swim from Ireland to the east coast
Caleb Robinson
>would rather have an empowered western w*oman instead of a pure redheaded village qt
Good luck lmao
Brody Richardson
What state you planning on going to?
Wyatt Morgan
Why is the Briton Brown haired but all his descendants are blonde? Except canadians of course.
Easton Perez
Because all the blonde people left Briton/ were forced to leave
Blake Sullivan
expect more or less the same
what made you choose the US? is it our growing gap between the rich and poor, leading the rich to get richer? or the looming thought that we're about to be bombed by russia?
Ayden Brown
the sexy women obviously
Aaron Myers
i hope you get kicked the fuck out you dirty bottomfeeder
Jack Gray
>we're about to be bombed by russia
I didn't think people actually believed this. Might be time to lay off the Huffpo articles
Inb4 russian bot
Ryder Thompson
Tfw no Irish lad.
Daniel Wright
well the way the media has put it, we're apparently on the verge of ww3
this is probably just a case of "the media has lied to you, again"
Leo Ramirez
Post your voice, if your accent is cute enough I'll be your gf. I'm not a qt though.
Kayden Smith
You will drown in pussy because all of the women here will find your accent "exotic".
What are you coming here for anyway? Do you have work lined up? Do you have family here?