Go to McDonalds really hungry because I'm high

>Go to McDonalds really hungry because I'm high
>Black cashier instantly spots my red eyes
>*Flashes huge predatory smile*
>DIS NIGGA HIGH AS FUCK, LOOK AT DIS NIGGA, DIS NIGGA A FOOL!
>Everyone laughs at me
>Run out of McDonalds all the way back to my dorm without food even though I already paid them for my order
>Still hungry
Why are black people so mean? I just wanted a snack.

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Stop doing drugs. When a giganibba calls you out on this, it means its time to stop. Even DUDE LMAO use can make you potato slow over time.

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Food > `shame`. You shouldn't ran away retard

america can't handle the banter

you ripped this off from a comic

Why did you run? They were gonna serve you as soon as they were done laughing.

Why don't you get food before getting high retard?

he was having fun with you, you should have smiled and laughed, it could have been a fun connection.

You probably shouldn't be smoking weed if you get handle the bants.

Shoulda ordered a "Noose Burger" with a side of "Cotton Fries"

Is that special code language that makes black people want to be your friend?

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>not eating before high
>not acting offended and demanding to either speak to the manager or get the meal for free
dumnbass

Half his customers are baked, who goes to McDonalds sober man

You should light up a joint right in their dining room while browsing r9k on their wifi man come on McDonalds be 420 friendly

Dude it wasnt even bantz it was just them having fun. You failed like a true autist. You literally shouldve just said hell ya i am and im hungry as fuck and theyd have laughed and served you.

same here. black people always calls out you

>be me
>in schoolbus (going home, hs)
>i forgot to brush my teeth and shower that day
>no one told me i smelled bad
>literally no one at all. nothing happened
> so i was minding my own bussiness as usual
>these two black girls sit behind me most of the time
>one girl said, ""OOOOO WHAT THAT SMELL OOOOO"
>o shit.jpg fuck
>"OH MAH GOD, THIS BOI SMELL BAD"
>"OOOO OH MY GAD"
>She opens the window
>She calms down.
>ok.jpg
>i move to adjust my hoodie
>her: "OHHH MY GAD, WHAT THAT SMELL, TAKE A SHOWER OHH MY GAD"
>fuck.jpg
>quickly pull out my phone and start playing chess to ignore what she is saying
>no one on the bus even said anything, she was the only one complaining
>also no one really paid attention to her, so that saved me a lot of humiliation
>anyways, she pulled out her prefume bottle and sparyed it on my hoodie
>fuck.jpg
>she gets of the bus 10 mins later
>when i got home, i fucking did laundry and took a shower

poor thing, i feel you. ou were there to get food and they scared the crap out of you...they probably didn't mean to scare you

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Nigs don't understand how to be polite.

Of course. It shows you are "woke"

do blacks in the usa really sound like warhammer orks?

I feel you OP. Its best to get your food before you get blitzed...many lessons learned.

are you a black user?

I walk into the gas station high as fuck, eyes redder than the devil's ballsack, and I talk like a stoner and nobody ever said anything

im actually kinda happy she called me out.
The truth hurts but you learn from it

I'm more hygienic than before