Uhh hey Fembot? My eyes are up here

Uhh hey Fembot? My eyes are up here.

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not black enough for my tastes honey

Hey everyone! user peed his pants you guys!

that looks really uncomfortable. How about you take off your pants and dry yourself up and I can let you borrow my shorts while I put your jeans in the dryer? I've seen a barrel of pickles in my day so don't be shy.

okay this is literally my fetish do you have more pictures like this? with smaller dicks?

>with smaller dicks

What are you, a dyke?

no i just don't like big dicks

Agreed.
>they're stupid looking
>look painful
>attached to chad

THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT BOARD BABY

:)

okay then, do you know where i can get more pics of small dick bulges?? esp. ones attached to fat guys? im not trolling this is literally my biggest fucking fetish and i can't find it ANYWHERE. all the "sexy bulge" blogs on tumblr are a bunch of ripped gay men without any hair holding on to their gigantic erections like they're hot stuff

"small dick bulges"? Thats one hell of a fetish you got there, small dicks normally don't really produce bulges ...

well whatever you want to call them. they still stick up and its pretty obvious if a guy is just wearing underwear

post more huge bulges

Do girls enjoy the sight of cum?

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if you're an actual femanon then post some contact info and i'll give you what you want.

I do, a majority of the porn I watch is solo guys. Seeing a guy cum is fascinating. I wish I could do it sometimes.

Yes.
Very very much.

do you want to watch me cum?

no post small ones. please i will do anything i need this so badly

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Yes.
If you post a webm here I'll rub one off to it.

post them in /soc/ user

i'm not posting anything for faggots to look at but if you give me some contact info maybe i will

If you post it here I would watch.

I don't usually masturbate to guys cumming I just like to watch.

never, just email me I guess: [email protected]

How did they make this happen?

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you can both email me too, [email protected]

Seeing guys orgasm is hot.

started out as a /b/-tier thread botu now it's kinda funny. whether you larp or not thanks user.

frankly user i have a bf, he just doesn't like sending nudes and i would feel shitty if i tried to get a specific guy to send them to me. i just want some pictures to look at so i can pretend it's him.

frankly femanon, i have no interest in sending you pics if you have a bf. you should be ashamed.

why is this funny? :(

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because niggers

can you guys stop contactfagging and using Jow Forums as a dating service for one second

>user offers nudes to femanon
>"tehe sorry no i have bf!"

i hate this fucking site

>"roasties" in this thread want pics of robots
>not willing to post a timestampd picture of literally any sexually defining part of their body with zero chance of identification whatsoever

hahahahahah

i dont know what would be worse, if it was the robot larping that it clearly is or actually a roaster

why? he watches porn too. and i seriously doubt he pretends they're me.

Fembots im a 7.6" inch big dick black chad hmu if you want to see some shit

Kasey Hate#6884

i didn't ask for pictures of robots....

kys toaster

it's funny and interesting in a way i can't describe. i don't think there's a word for it.
have you ever seen something that's made you laugh while also puzzling you?
that's how i feel about this thread right now. i'm just here for the ride, no pun intended.

this boi is now my property. No one may contact him for any reason whatsoever.

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are you mad or something?

i like hentai manga too, just as long as features a fat guy with a small dick getting a boner. theres lots of fat dudes in hentai manga but they never actually show them getting aroused. they just show the girl. that works too. someone here has got to know of some. ive literally masturbated to the same panel from this one manga like 5208 times and im getting bored of it

hmm well i suppose this is a very strange thread now

I didn't ask, he offered.

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nice timestamp

rofl shut up buttmad virgin i bet you're just mad cuz u cant get girls

Post with timestamp?
not an origiginal post.

not to ruin your fun but dont post pics of yourself here

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can you even read? or are you black or something?? jesus user

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr

toasties out

>tfw have a cute, well shaped small dick
>no woman is ever going to see it because I'm afraid
I wish I had a big one.

small dicks arent cute nor well shaped

what are you like 6" inches? lol

>sissy white bois larping as girls to try and get black dick pics to fuel their cuckold IT fetish

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yea ik. Accidentally fell for the "fembot" meme and sent some to one of these faggots. never again. Everyone here is retarded

>tfw not gay
>tfw didnt add gay black guy

I feel sorry for you not knowing the beauty of small dicks. Go ahead and enjoy your tears and incontinence.

>tfw 1 poster
>tfw responsible for 19 of the posts in this thread
hahahahaha

Here's some WebMs of an user on /b/ cumming from a few years back.

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>webm for retards cut it off
well then

Gonna try another one

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resize it idiot it's too big

Y-you're gonna do the Reiko thing and blackmail us, aren't you?

too big and too skinny

Oh my...
If only he kept his pubes and we could hear sound...

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If you don't hide it, anything that isn't a micropenis can create a bulge.

Goddammn nn that looks delicious I wanna rub my ass all over that dick

Just emphasized amateur in your search.
Try bing imahe search with the safemode off then adjust the filters then look at thw source websites

Image fap good for random pic collections of amateur shit or rips of full pro sets

Tumblr used to be good for niche fetish pix browsing, get a good blog and look at archives then use links and liked tumblrs to search them. But now many are soft blocked and u need to sign in

Actually if it is stubby, it will stick straight out and not curve over the balls