Girl starts sitting by me in class

>girl starts sitting by me in class
>talks to me a lot
>pretty obvious she likes me
>start thinking about her
>remember that i'm scared of intimacy and wouldn't put in the effort required for a relationship
>realize that a relationship in general scares me
>eventually act cold to her
>she sits somewhere else after a few days of yes and no answers.
>overhear her a few days later after class
>"he just stopped talking to me out of nowhere, i was just annoying him i guess"
>immediately leave campus
>cry on the way home in the car
>go home, realize that i'm broken beyond repair
>get really depressed for a few days, don't go to class at all
>all over some roastie who barely talked to me

why am i like this. i can't even call myself a robot because i had a chance. i don't even care about a chance at this point.

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Apologize and then sex her you faglord

how would i even brooch the subject and apologize? she's already given up on me, and right she should. i can't ever even see myself in a relationship or having sex at all, i don't know how to handle any of it. i'd just fuck it up.

Just start sitting next to her and talking to her like how she started doing to you in the beginning. Who cares if you fuck up, it's not a big deal. Godspeed, brother!

i don't even think i want to though.
>"h-h-hi m-my name is a-user i'm s-sorry about that thing earlier HAHA gotta go seeya!"

Lol on second thought don't apologize. Just start talking to her like nothing happened.

just apologize and say that something happened like a death in the family or some other shitty excuse and that you didn't mean to make her feel bad you were just going through a rough time. don't have to date or fuck her, but you can at least have her as a friend and see how it goes there, nothing wrong with keeping her as a friend.

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Stop posting Tomoko. Only I can post cute Tomokos.

there's just no realistic way that i could ever bring myself to do this. it'd be so much easier just to forget about it. i just want to reach a point where i'm not scared of an interpersonal relationship but i just can't. even if she straight up asked to fuck me i'd probably say no. on top of being so autistic that most people wouldn't even approach me.

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>hey, Stacy, can I talk to you?
>what is it user-kun?
>I've just been feeling really down lately because X happened, I know i've been distant lately but I was trying to hide my pain
>oh user-kun, you're so sensitive.and brave

beta loser just kys

now replace the person talking with an ugly autistic stuttering and anxious robot who doesn't sound convincing at all

JUST DO IT YOU LITERAL MONGOLOID

She's already got her mind set on chad don't worry

What's the point of being close to a female if not for sex? OP just ignore this advice and go on with your life.

there's no realistic way you'd do that if you keep telling yourself you can't. change your defeatist attitude, tell yourself you can do it, and everything will be fine. don't over complicate this, it's a lot more simple when you think about it and if it goes wrong so what? she'll never talk to you again and you both move on, better to have tried and possibly succeed than never tried at all.

if you give an excuse that's serious like a death in the family like I said no one will question you on that out of politeness.

>h-h-hey, Stacy, c-c-can I talk to you?
>what is it user-kun? *ugh
>I've just been feeling really down lately because I SHIT MY PANTS, I know i've been distant lately but will you please be my sexy robo-gr8?
>oh user-kun, you're so sensitive and brave
Still works desu

holy fuck user. she's proof enough that you can make it in this world. I believe in you

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the virgin tomofag vs the chad chaotic

litcherally this

Hue chaotic would be just as nervous

chaotic didn't invent tomokoposting stop sucking his feminine greasy unwashed uncut smegma-filled foreskin capsule

the enraged tomovirgin vs the chad tomotic

Sounds like one of those self fulfilling prophecies where your spending all your time playing a cruel joke on yourself. Life is full of risks and rewards but if you feel more comfortable existing in your little bubble then it is your right to do so and no one is going to try and stop you!

>feminine greasy unwashed uncut smegma-filled foreskin capsule
mm hot

he's been here the longest and he's the bestest
a good role model for us

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take your gay chinese cartoons somewhere else faggot

silly user look at op

you'd think that, but they'll probably just get sick of me since i'm so boring from being a robot for so long. i'm going to be realistic and realistically it just wouldn't work with how i am right now. i wish i wasn't like this, and no, i can't just change like that.

you're probably right.

ya op needs to take his gay chinese cartoons somewhere else as well

>being on r9k
>saying this

you must be new

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ok op you actual faggot just fucking do it. even if it doesn't work out who fucking cares. talk to her the next time you see her, we all believe in you op so don't let us down you literal mong.

>posting Chinese cartoons

And you must be gay.

i'll give it a shot, but i'm telling you, i'll be interested one second and then the next i can't muster up any strength to talk to them and i just want them to go away.

i'll post results if it goes good

She never liked you. If you are anything like a robot, a woman will never pursue you. When will men understand that female friendliness doesn't equate to romantic interest?

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Kys faggot it's worth a shot

I have had that with at least 3 women I can think of. But it's mostly just I'm not worth the time. I pretty much just watch porn for the physical end of things but the rest, just doesn't exist anymore. Drink til you forget love

Orbiting Chaotic's dick intensifies

look her straight in the eyes, ask with a serious face for a hug. if she does accept, apologize for your behavior past few days and explain your fears.

this happened to me a few weeks ago. girl was interested, i ignored girl because 'tism then she ignored me too, but, one day i smiled at her and started speaking to her, and we continued like nothing changed

try it user, it could change your life

You know you want his tomodick user

Tomoko is so attractive jeez

I wouldn't touch his dick with a 20 foot pole

Because you'd obviously be touching it with your hands tongue and butthole

Simultaneously? You got yourself quite a sexual fantasy going on there, user

Yes. Take pics while you're doing this. It will sell high.

This. Try, before it is too late.