Class presentation

weewww lad
my worst hs memory was me during a presentation
>junior yr english class
>presentation on the catcher in the rye
>we pretend we're holden's therapist and stuff
>we have to diagnose him and stuff
>go up to present
>my hands are visibly shaking
>im stuttering the entire time
>blank out a few times
>my heart is in my throat
>oneitis is setting up her presentation during mine so my nervousness went to 11
>actually sweating and red
>manage to finish without fainting
>walking to my seat I bump into a desk
>teacher calls me to her and says: i know you were nervous, you okay?
>im like yeah (you stupid fat fuck fuck you)
all chances i couldve had with that girl probably turned to 0

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I once reviewed a book that I hadn't read in front of 200 people, I got a B-, but it didn't really go smoothly.

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>argentina
>""""german""""
LMAOing at your life

>la origianalio creatura

The very first time I had to give a presentation. It was my 2nd year of uni and it was in front of about 200 people

I spent 2 weeks psyching myself up. By the time I had to go up, I convinced myself I was over the heeby jeebies

It was a group presentation, and my part was literally about 2 minutes.

However, when I came up to the podium, my brain just stopped working. I started out okay for the first 5 seconds, and immediately felt my entire body go weak, my legs shake

about 30 seconds in, I stuttered and forgot where I was in the presentation. There was an awkward silence for about 30 seconds as I stood there, analyzing everyone's faces painted with second hand agony and pity for me. It finally came back to me and I finished the rest of the presentation with no further incident.

I stood there while my other partners did their parts and the class kept staring at me instead

>work on and study presentation for a week
>finally time to present in class
>mind goes completely blank
>grade goes from B to D-
a-at least i didn't fail

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to add. later on I had to do many other presentations and got over it. Actually became quite good at public speaking

>chances turned to zero
Mate, they were already zero.

Nah, I loved answering questions, reading out loud, and running to the board to do some impromptu presentation or something. I am actually way better at addressing the entire class or large crowds than small circles or single people in conversations

>won public speaking gr7
>won public speaking gr8
>can talk somewhat OK 1 on 1
>can't talk at all in circles of 3+
>can't talk in discords

not sure what is wrong with me

>15 years old
>go to nerd camp over the summer
>have to have a debate
>on team with oneitis
>go up to the podium to give opening arguments
>sperg out
>can't even get a word out
>spend a few seconds like this
>literally in tears by the time my oneitis comes up to take over for me
>tfw lost any chance i had with them after that
It was literally in front of 14 people and I still couldn't do it. That experience haunts me.

yeah yeah "muh white argentina" and all that. but my grandparents were literally born in germany so get fucked. also most niggers here find nazi jokes hilarious

Yeah I sperged during a presentation, Long story short, when I get nervous I fart, and presentations make me nervous.. so I farted a lot before and during a presentation in university. I still got a passing mark on it somehow.

>good at reading things in public
>read bible passages in church
>all the old ladies compliment me on what a "lovely voice" i have
>consider myself a good public speaker
Yeah, about two years later I realized that I'm only a good public speaker if the words aren't mine.

worst part is when the class claps at the end and I awkwardly waddle like a penguin to my seat

i had to give a big presentation in 10th grade, i remember i taped a remote controlled fart machine to the bottom of a kid's chair and kept setting it off while i was speaking to take people's attention off me, worked quite well.

>be in 8th grade English class
>developed reputation as awkward quiet kid, people can hardly understand me when I talk
>teacher calls me to read out a chapter
>absolutely nail it, clear voice with proper enunciation, mix up a couple words but keep going on
>entire class has confused look on their faces
>teacher talks to me after class, asks why I don't talk like that all the time

That teacher was a bro. He ran the drama department too and after that he coached me on public speaking. He's the main reason I stopped getting bullied.

Pretty much this. Glad there's other people that have had the same experience

>watching this wite dude spaghetti drop his presentation
>intense spaghetti dropping commences
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from the guy presenting's crush

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Kys unfunny negro

I'm 100% white like you Amerimutt

popped a nice visible chubb when my partner stacey was presenting our project on hand crafted combustion engines. Lil thot had on a short skirt with a tank top. Whole class saw my willy wacker and i did not give a fuck

lmao
stfu square ass nigga

>be me in speech class
>give a presentation on self-determination
>Basically say that we all are responsible for our own actions etc
>5min later finish
>One of you robots come up to me
>he stutters about how much my speech resonated with him and how he was gonna try and reconfigure some things in his life
>He is struggling to make eye contact while saying all this
>I give him a handshake, its limp
>I tell him tighten up that grip
>He awkwardly laughs, "r-right"
>I tell him his gonna make it

Even just talking to people 1on1 I've been feeling like my head is shaking or the back of my neck can't support my head, I've been lifting and nofapping so overall my anxiety is reducing but I still get this weird shit happen, especially when I have to talk in front of others pls help

So did you purposely edit that picture to look like Charles Manson to fuck with us or is that a coincidence

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>public speaking

I did this a lot in Model UN in high school, good memory's but god damn did I drop my spaghetti a few times

i once called a german delegate a nazi for boycotting me when i was representing poland.

i got scolded by the chair and the rest of the committee was staring at me. it was terrible and awkawr

kek i've heard i look like manson before. not fucking with you

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>be a junior in hs
>in a public speaking class
>final presentation
>choose to do a magic trick
>I give someone a box of crayons and turn my back to them, they choose a color and put it into my hand behind me
>Im supposed to scrape the wax off the crayon with my fingernail and discreetly find out the color that way
>very nervous, get a random person from my class to be a volunteer
>they hand me a crayon
>wax is too dark under my fingernail, cant tell the color so I guess green
>I turn around
>it was fucking grey
>start sperging out and explaining how the trick worked and how it was very difficult to master
>sit back down

shit, that's one of the worst things that can happen to someone
If it didn't happen on a presentation, why did you tell us that shit?
>argentina
>german
>mfw

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>earth sciences, freshman year
>group presentation
>we're each taking turns speaking
>i'm last to speak
>while partners are going, i'm thinking about Onwards to the Wall, the new EP by A Place to Bury Strangers that had just come out
>tapping my hands and feet to the beat of the first track, "I Lost You"
>"user?"
>don't even respond the first and second time, didn't even hear it, someone else told me I was zoned out
>"user? It's your turn."
>actually respond automatically this time with "Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening"
>stumble over words while talking about tectonic plates, jump around a lot when reading from the little speech I had prepared
>started at the end of speech, back to beginning, end, then middle
>wasn't even reading from it, just skimmed it and blurted out random shit about tectonic plates without any order
>rubbing my arms and hands vigorously while reading
>finish reading, sit back down in a chair at the front of the room with knees to my chest, feet on the chair
>rock side to side a little
>told by some weeb fag later that week that with my haircut and sitting position, I looked like L from Death Note
>didn't even know what fuckin Death Note was, had to watch his gay ass anime recommendation afterwards
>fuckin faggot asks ME a question about gay ass tectonic plates after all the other presentation questions got directed at my partners
>respond with "I really don't care"
>class laughs, teacher says I have to answer the question with a serious answer
>tell her that was a serious answer and I meant it
I failed that assignment.

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original and based

top kekkerino lad

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holy fucking shit user are you insane or something

lmfao damn. sm.h

Not a presentation, but my socialist civics teacher ree'd at me in front of the class after I inferred that being gay is a choice (im a leftist btw).

Oof, I remember my biggest sperg

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You don't look German, might want to get a DNA test dude.
Also why would anyone leave Germany for Argentina?

you didnt say it right

Don't need it, my grandparents are still alive and fled germany when things went to shit for good ol' adolf. (i'm half italian also)

>Be me
>17
>Year 12 Legal
>Last day of semester we do mock trial, with 1 week to prepare arguments.
>Get selected on defence.
>End up as cross-examination
And so I'm thinking, "this should be okay, just prepare and youll be all good".
>nope.jpg.
>opening statement from our team is weak.
>Sent onto bat immediately.
> Ask my first question
>"OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR"
>"Sustained"
>fuck, I've got nothing, nothing but call a recess.
>"Permission to take a recess, your honour".
>"Sustained".
>run out of classroom with my team.
>Talk for a minute, get an idea.
>Come into classroom.
>Point at judge.
>"It's the vibe of it. It's the Constitution. It's Mabo. It's justice/ It's law/ It's the vibe and.. that's it. It's the vibe. I rest my case."
>Judge breaks character, snickers and goes "but you haven't even said your case"
>tfw forgot you were supposed to be cross examining.
>Sperg and leave classroom.
Haven't been back since.

Not in the sense you're probably thinking of.
Nice digits though.

>20
>in a communications class
>still hadn't grown out of my presentation autism yet
>final presentation
>I'm stuttering, get cotton mouth, hands are shaking, start sweating, the whole nine yards
>after 5 agonizing minutes it's mercifully over
>I immediately run out of the class, take my water bottle and throw it against the wall and yell "FUCK"
>after cooling off, I walk back inside but people are staring at me
>professor says I don't need to stay any longer since I gave my final presentation
>leave
>ended up with a C- in the class, I think the professor only passed me because he didn't want to deal with me again

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>that kid who got so nervous he got angry and picked up a chair over his head and chucked it at the door

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>Did you ever sperg
Yeah, it was bad
>Be me
>6th grade
>Teacher is so lazy she assigns us to do presentations every week
>First time ever I realize I don't like speaking in front of people, before I was too young to care
>Start to shake uncontrollably while giving a presentation over songs that describe me
>Stutter horribly
>Cant finish sentences properly
>Trying to finish it
>Teacher lady opens her mouth
>user are you ok?
>Y-yeah
>user I think youre having a panic attack
>Fellow student
>Yeah I'm pretty sure hes having one
>Sit down in sadness
>Known as that kid who freaks out during presentaitons permanently
>Final straw came when teacher was gonna make us dress up like a disease and read a scary story we'd written using that disease to the class
>Write story about bigfoot breaking into someone's house and eating a burrito with listeria
>Convince parents to tell teacher I don't have to read it in front of class
>Help computer teacher instead while its going on
>Actually got home schooled the rest of the year so I didn't have to do more presentations for 6th grade ho
That really fucked me up. To this day I will avoid presentaitons if possible. I have dropped classes and taken 0s to avoid givng presentations. Got a group one next week and I'm slowly starting to freak out.

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>ended up with a C- in the class
That's a fucking win bro. I took speaking class online so I didn't have to go in front of people. Too shitty

>be 17
>in high school
>have to give speech
>in front of 20 people
>start by reading off of sheet of paper
>engage fast speak because nervous mode
>look back at audience
>suddenly become short-sighted
>start getting nervous because I normally have alright vision
>start stuttering words
>luckily i can see paper
>start using hand gestures for marks
>can't really see what I'm doing
>speech ends
>vision restored
>see teachers faces on how disappointed they are on my speech
>friend thought i was mocking hand gestures because i exaggerated their use
>somehow got a C
>must've got pity marks

>I took speaking class online
How does this work? Do you have to make a video and send it in?

Yeah. Teacher will give requirements for the video
>Needs to be x minutes long
>Wear formal clothes
>Film yourself on your computer while standing and submit it
>Teacher watches it and grades it
It was way less stressful. I'm really happy I didn't have to do the real thing, thankfully

>implying I ever not sperged during a class presentation
School was hell.

>School was hell.
Know that feel. Presentations were cancer

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Meh, I think the real thing was good for me in the end. I can do presentations with minimal spaghetti now. Actual social interactions are an entirely different matter, though.

Nice 56% right there.

>social interactions are an entirely different matter
I can handle them ok. Just talking to people isn't as big of a deal now (was when I started college)
Spaghetti spilling has never been fixed. Had to do an in person presentation almost every week with a group senior year of HS. Had to do a long one by myself at the end too. Didn't help. I don't think anything can

>in School 7th grade
>sit in a chair circle
>Vote who will be the next class speaker
>fucking normies know that i am the one with autism so they pick me to provocate me
>realize that i have to give speeches and stuff
>start getting really nervous
>IMom said I should try to integrate myself into the class, so I can not disappoint the normies and refuse
>get back home
>cry

I dont even know

Fucking normal faggots. Everything and everyone's a game to them

I have a semi-related story.

>in school 8th grade
>have to do group work
>in group with two stacies and the class autist
>have to hold a presentation about our results
>usually I did the talking because for some reason I was never anxious around crowds/talking to a large group of people
>stacies insist that the autist should do it
>coax him into volunteering
>he starts to hold the speech
>spaghetti falls out of pocket half way trough
>starts to stutter and cry
>stacies are laughing their ass off

Normies are evil, my man

>"It's the vibe of it. It's the Constitution. It's Mabo. It's justice/ It's law/ It's the vibe and.. that's it. It's the vibe. I rest my case."

So this was your idea? To jibber?

I always kicked ass in those sorts of situations. HAHAHA NOW I'M THE ONE RUNNING SHIT YOU FOOLS.

I wanna hear about this