Had a vivid dream I was sucking cock again

Had a vivid dream I was sucking cock again.

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Just pretend it was a strapon on qt girl.
Or qt tranny if u swallowed

wow you really are a fucking faggot

It was actually my own dick.
Is that better or worse?

I think sucking your own dick probably more effort than pleasure irl.

Wow you are a fucking fag

>tfw dream about gay shit with my friend almost weekly

I just can't help it he's so perfect

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Go camping and forget some of the sleeping equipment.
Ask to huddle for warmth

I dreamed about getting shot 3 times yesterday

pew pew pew

oregano

I'm not the kinda guy who would ever go camping idk how is someone supposed to just suggest such a thing

and what if he doesn't want to do gay shit and we are just in the woods for an awkward weekend

sounds like a shit plan

Slip some Cialis and GHB in his drink

No, you would be freezing your life would be at risk, he would have no choice but to huddle. Sex probably furtherst thing from mind

>No, you would be freezing your life would be at risk, he would have no choice but to huddle. Sex probably furthest thing from mind
but what if he hates me after T_T

hmm
no

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Were you a huge fag during April fools?

I was Team Creme.
Mini's were the faggots user.

I would like a closet fag friend to discretely live out my fantasies of mutual dick sucking without ever having to talk about it afterwards or having anybody know.
But this isn't something I'll ever have.

Peeps were the faggots user.
FTFY

>had a dream that i had a girlfriend and a job
>woke up and it was 3 pm

hahahahaha...

The other day i dream i was being raped.
I woke up scared thinking that was an intruder in my house, i'm afraid of sleeping because i think i'll end up as a faggot

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What's do he look like?

>What's do he look like?
I guess you'll just never know user

I'm not gonna post a pic of him if that's what you wanted

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I am not the user who asked but I was hoping your gay crush was me.
It would mean I had a friend.

>Tfw dreamt about being a gay slut again.
I don't even mind at this point.

Would you ever act on it though?

I don't think so, but with how sexually deprived I am, maybe.

Every team was full of faggots.

Team Creme was top-tier and not homo, though.

>FTFY
>Doing a r*ddit meme on Jow Forums

Alright, you win, I'll give you that (You). Expert baiting.

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I actually have this dream kind of frequently too, glad I'm not the only one.

I did have a dream once about Stephen Colbert sucking a black cock on his desk. I really don't know why.

Come on now. Imagine actually believing this.

Thats how you use a fuckin spoiler meme, take note faggots.
OP YOURE GAY AF LMAO

I don't want a photo, just eye color hair etc

99% of my porn content is homo

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