Im hiding in the toilet from my grandparents

Im hiding in the toilet from my grandparents

AMA

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Why does my roommate make spit hacking noise every 6 seconds? It is pretty disgusting DESU

get better roomates

I dont understand why or how one produces so much phlegm or how he even has a gf

Are you still hiding?

Do chinese grand parents beat their kids with slippers? Wooden spoon?

yes
belt

He's a cool pot smoker and you're a dork with virgin lungs

>smoking pot is cool
Opinion discarded

Its not my opinion, its roastie whores who become your gf because you have weed's opinion

Looks like Quanzhou didn't work after all

Are you like that picture of a girl that eats ramen out of the toilet?

Have you thought about closing the lid?

Is that a city in Taiwan?

Why are you hiding from your grandparents?

>gooks have a shot with wome-

no
nah, guangzhou (a city in china).
I'm scared of the belt

They have western toilets in guanzhou?

Are you still hiding now? What's your favorite coloure?

they pretty much make 70% of western toilets...

yeah still there, blue.

do your grandparents speak english, or do they just blabber on in gook language?

where does your life go from this?

Can you do a back flip on a trampoline?

they speak no english
idk, ill see until they go to bed
nope

is it normal in guangzhou to wear lab coats at home?

its a chef coat

Why do they want to belt you?

Why are you hiding?

Boy, your parents know what's best for you. You take your trip to Guangzhou (a city in china) and you like it you pitiful ricenigger.

i crashed their motorcycle
i dont want to get belted

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

originalioboo