Everyone's John

(First come first serve)
You wake up in the street, by an older slavic man.

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you kiss the slavic man's knee

>5
You sloppily kiss his knee
"QUIT BEING A WHITEE! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"My nama jeff" says john

>6
Well Jeff, you're alright. Just umm, white or red?

Pull down pants and start face fucking the slav

>3
You had a tight belt on.
"No answer ehh? GET OVER HERE GUYS WE HAVE A WHITEEREEE!"
Couple of big slavs approach you.

Pull out dick and face them in combat with honor

>6
You kick butt. But there's still the guy that woke you up.

With blooded smegma i approach the slav and hands him 3,52$.

"American dollars? MARVELOUS! Say, wanna go to our metting?"

you hand him some of your smegma as food and walk with him without saying a word

John walks for a bit, and is in a small room.
"Welcome, that's Vladimir and that's Joseph"

You both look familiar, have we met before?

>1
"No? Why would you ask that? Grigori where did you get this man?!

Look at Vladimir straight in the eye and offer him the chance to pinch your butt for only one rifle

>6
Graphic stuff occurs and you obtain a rifle

Check if it's loaded.

ObviousIy
OPOPOPOPOPOPOP

Ask Vlad what the melting is. Keep ignoring Joseph.

Shoot Grigori and the other two mutts, start searching for more toys.

"Meeting you kurwa American" -Joseph
"We captured a loyalist soldier, and we're about to go attack the square"