/britfeel/

>tfw haven't showered for a week
>haven't shaved for a month
I'm so greasy I could slide through a letterbox

idk i get the impression he was a drunk, rambling retard desu

youtube.com/watch?v=GPTY6l_PX5k&index=27&list=RDMMVn8phH0k5HI
Good song, good cover.

That fringe is fucking hideous.

does anyone else check their oneitis' social media almost every day?

i dont have a oneitis
surprisingly unoriginal

Sitting outside the brewery shop drinking a pint. Sweating buckets.
Had a look inside the farm shop. Lots of locally sourced produce.
Pretty comfy.

Currently sitting in my dorm room listening to All Things Must Pass, enjoying the weather while doing some work. The scenery from my room is nice too. Students lounging on the grass.

Really feel goods lads. Proper comfy.

No because I don't have social media and she's not real.

When it's warm like this, it's really clear when I go outside just how much more attractive everyone else is than me

wew lads

got a 4 pack of cider at the shops cause it's so hot

had the first with leftover pizza from last night while the others rest in the fridge

going to sit out this afternoon and chill in the sunshine with some ice cold tinnies

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you dont need to have instagram and twitter to stalk other peoples

Don't really care lad, she's got a great voice and I kind of like the look she's going for anyway. She's cool.

youtu.be/AR8D2yqgQ1U
AM HEAD OVA HEEEEELS THIS IS THE SOUNDDDD
OF MY SONGGG
THIS IS THE SOOOUU OOOUUNNNDDDD

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Why do people believe so much shit online? Like fake movie trailers and posters and that crap about some guy adding his HIV infected blood to cadburys products?

>pass through pet section in tesco
>see all the sheba/felix gourmet packs with a super cute kitty

man.. this looks 10x more delicious than british food, i almost wana try it out.

banksys shit tbqh

Don't eat cats, mate.

You see that green moon the other day lad?

Brewery workers sitting on the table next to me.
Talking about relabelling ales that haven't sold and sticking them in wetherspoons. They won't make money but it won't be a loss.
Should tell them I work for the local spoons.

just watched several cringey meat pie sosij roll tier videos lads

youtube.com/watch?v=bo7BYp1_hXc
youtube.com/watch?v=-qKdFiBioGw

absolute mouth breathers, neither are actually funny anyway

BUUUUHMINGUM SI TEE SHITTEH

Sounds good lad. Don't drink cider myself. Which one you get?
I recommend getting out in the sun whilst you can. I am enjoying it.

>odds do some uni work
>evens go to the shop for a few cans

Lucky evens. Nice one lad. What you gonna get?

retards. i am always seeing people on facebook posting fake news articles that are so obviously made up for ad revenue.

No lad what was that all about?

This, summer is the official normie season

I like to think that if I shake cotswolds head cinnamon will fall from his hair.

not a chink m8

Think I might try Lidl for a change, they usually have some interesting stuff that is dirt cheap. Warm outside but really cloudy, can decide later if I will have them outside or stay in and shitpost. Happy days though

I want kvlt winter again, get me to fucking Finland or Norway

Just some dumb meme my parents believed about the moon turning green every 300 years

I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of all these Cotswold posts.

>spoons

retarded old men couldnt tell the difference between my piss and good alcohol

>keep getting flashbacks to that fat ugly slag I fucked

how do I stop this, its making me miserable

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Back from Spoons. Comfy as always. Based Granddad is visting his brother next week so I'll have to go without. To the lad in the old thread; it's from a movie called Last Shift. It is not good.

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Is that the ufc commentator?

AHHHHHHHH HELP ME LADS THERE IS A MASSIVE SPIDER IN MY ROOM PLEASE SOMONE SEND HELPS I BEG YOU PLEWASE PLEASAWEDFSRDTFH

MARSHMELLO HAS BEEN REVEALED AS SKRILLEX!
biggest plot twist of the decade desu

I went to Spoons at lunch myself. Was full of braindead boomer trash. Better than lads and stacies though, I guess

I just fap to it and accept it. Her tits were massive and she really went all out so it wasn't all bad

ANSWER ME IGNORE THE FUCKING IMAGE REEEEEEEEEEE

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You know what I was eating a chicken pie the other day and I gave my cat a bit. Then I realised that's literally just what he normally eats. Chicken covered in gravy. I had a cat food pie basically

He's cute and I want to lick the side of his head like a lollipop.

but this one was particularly vile ,I'm looking into meditation techniques to wipe my memory but I don't know if it'll work or if its worth the effort

LAD CALM DOWN
You got this, spiders are frens in this country even if they are spooks. You need to get a cup or bowl and some card or something, we're going to catch the little bugger and set him free to be a chill spider bro elsewhere.

Yes it's Joe Rogan

Fuck a fatter, uglier slag to make you forget about the first fat ugly slag.

How do you not know Joe Rogan by name?

AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME LADS THERE'S A MASSIVE HUMAN IN MY NEST FUCK FUCK FUCK I THINK HE'S GOING TO PUT A BOWL ON ME ARGRHHHHHHH

dirty smelly kuffars

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Huh, fancy that. I actually don't hate Marshmello's production style to be fair, not my cup of tea but not egregious either.
youtube.com/watch?v=7R1N-8SoqcM

Nah fuck that gay shit just torch the bastard with a lighter and deodorant can

>these are pro wrestlers
>I'm not
ridiculous

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>How do you not know Joe Rogan by name?
Why would I?

this. this.... especially as I'm pale and don't have any sunglasses

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hehehe cute mate

Has he ever posted what he looks like? I don't my mental image of him being a cute anime girl with curly blonde hair to be shattered.

>wake up
>cronas still posting here

another day ruined

Such an under-used analogy. Such a brilliant, original man.

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No lad being harmless is the way to be I think. Doesn't cost you anything. Be nice to our arthropod brethren.

Just finished Spec Ops: The Line

Can't believe I wasted 4-5 hours of my life on that utter pile of garbage. Should have quit after an hour when it was clear nothing was going to improve

>Why would I?
because he's a living meme

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>think that same woman's going mental again

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>kerslake

le epic living meme h3h3 here XDDDDD

>tfw no band to have an impromptu session in the park for all the normies to admire

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Lads I keep getting erections why?

What was your thoughts on the ludo-narrative though? I agree it's mechanically a bit of a let down but it's a great game regardless.

youtube.com/watch?v=SSS_Zqrnsz0
KAFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR!

>went to go link the normal album version
>blocked in your country under copyright grounds
The fuck? It was fine the other day

Look like they should be revising for their GCSEs not wrestling

Is that the one where you accidentally incinerate a bunch of innocent people or am I thinking of a different game?

Ok cool lad we get it

>tfw look like the spacker on the left

Have you ever felt yourself slipping away?
i am, i mean, i was
slipping away

m8 oi luv me some loodoo narativ dissonuns

I don't really follow ufc much or e-celebs.

These dudes are a caricature lmao.

>old
>fat
>black t-shirts
>cargo shorts
>bad hair or no hair
>pointy Dean guitars (nothing against Dean)

Have you ever felt your own bumhole?
i am, i mean, i was
feeling my own bumhole

What about it? I just shot a bunch of arabs and carried on wishing the game was over

Yea, that was one of the few times I wasn't bored. Seeing the landscape damage afterwards was pretty good too. Was a nice change from generic cover shooter set piece #9999

Holy shit this is quite near me freakin CLAIMED

youtu.be/XaoIzHTJRcs?t=1m28s

would love to have a few pints in a sunny beer garden with the britfeel lads right now desu

Not sure if mocking me or someone else to be honest.
No dissonance in Spec:Ops anyway, that's part of what makes it so good.

>Customer asks for product
>Sorry we don't have that in store but we can order it
>Can you knock money off that one similar product to match the price of the product we want
>No
>Well I guess you're about lose a sale

Oh no, I lost 25p commission, I'm so hurt lads.

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What would we even talk about? I imagine everyone would be sat on their phones

I've jerked off twice today why do I keep getting erections fuck off

Yeah Karl Sanders really let himself go. He actually used to be not fat believe it or not.

He still has that classic brown noise vocal range though holy shit

>What about it? I just shot a bunch of arabs and carried on wishing the game was over
Think maybe you didn't get on with the meta-narrative the game was presenting then. That's fine though, different strokes for different folks. For some people, it makes them question their role as a passive consumer of violent entertainment, which is why people rave about it. It's got a very strong narrative theme which makes up for some of the other games foibles if that's your kind of thing.

What about a ludernarrertive sosij role? Wer e finks e god a sosij but it's a chees role all along? Mek u fenk

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I wonder if on a hot day, expelling hot liquid out of your body aids to cool you off, like sweating