What wouId you do if you had a penis?

if it was cut, the foreskin would go all over the penis, he's cut but it's a loose cut, not a tight one

I would live a happy life, married to a trad girl and with a large friend circle, Jow Forums wouldn't exist to me.

Who cares about 1cm of foreskin if you have 20cm of penis

it's uncut, you're either a girl, a cutfag or have phimosis.

You're actually retarded. He's uncut.

I care very much about not having a foreskin. My dick isn't 20cm, but it's big enough to pull scrotum skin half way up my dick when I get an erection.

uncut doesnt mean anteater user
I'm uncut and when im hard i have even less foreskin covering the head

thwack girls on the head with it probably

show it to my dad

>What wouId you do if you had a penis?

fuck anything that moved

My foreskin envy is acting up again

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fuck my butte

>be me
>17
>dont watch porn because I think its brainwashing
>jerk off to girls from school or "instagram models"
>started to browse this board for a few weeks now
>see webms of other men that can pull their skin back
>I just realised I have phimosis
what to do now guys

I do have a penis.

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Jack off a couple times and then try to figure out how to get my body back.

Having a bigger dick won't change your beta personality, user
>Speaking from experience

masturbate all day and put it in everything

Fuck a lot and never settle down

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oh, I would definetlly pee from a higt place, like a window lol, maybe a car window...

>tfw 6 inch penis

it's not fair

Cut it off. Why would I ever want a penis?

I know that, but I'd use it for camwhoring and stuff, plus I'd just feel better knowing it's there. That would genuinely make me a lot happier.

But user, I already got one, and it's even feminine. :3

I already have one. Its fun to play with. But peeing standing up is really the best part. Its so much more convenient than sitting down when you wake up and have to pee.

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not something id go around posting user

I have one.
I wonder what size the one in the webm actually is, is the angle making it bigger or smaller?

if i had to guess I'd say he'd be somewhere around 7.5 inches

Definetely uncut

Yes, exactly this. Probably record some fapping.

Great now I'm wet.

I'd probably just jack off or try to suck myself off.

i'd put my peepee in all the little girls holes. and by that i mean the holes are little, not the girls. i would rape that girl who was mean to me 11 years and 3 months ago. when you're a girl it's hard to rape bitches. you'd need to get on top of them with your weak little girl arms and jam something blunt up their no-no parts, not too sharp, don't want an accidental stabbing, just a nice real good tire fixing. but i never carried a tire iron with me, because what would a girl do with a tire iron? i have AAA.

Gonna have to remove a couple of ribs for that

Just measure your fist retard

mastorbate to cuming

no but it would increase self esteem.
having a good personality helps to open the legs but then what's the point when you have a 5 inch dick knowing it will be bad sex and regrets will follow along with awkwardness?

depends on what's the cause for your behavior, yours isn't your dick but for some robots it definitely is
The thing is most other guys can't fathom how shitty it is to have a small dick, it's like you ain't even a man, you know

Holy shit, there's a genuine virgin female here.