What does a breath taking, handsome, female-heart breaking, creative intellectual to do

What does a breath taking, handsome, female-heart breaking, creative intellectual to do....
To get with a girl like her?
Wat do?

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Just say hi if you're all those things

>get money
>get plastic surgery
>get social status
>get lucky
Pick 4

Hi? You mean just walk up to them and introduce myself?
Get outta here!
If it was that easy everyone would be doing it.

I have some of those things.
> pick 4
plastic surgery is absolutely bad.
unless it's a girl getting some big bob's,
that's just enhancement

Basically this. Just say hi you aspie

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Look at this Chad bf of hers. Bruh op you can't compete with that. Mexican Chad strikes again.

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It works if you're handsome. That's what i meant, idiot.
Of course it doesn't otherwise work.

Just bee urself user
Can't fail

>when you lift for 4 years(while being a tall aryan male) and she chooses the fucking mexican over you

I'm cool with mestizo's. I would befriend Mexican Chad, whom I assume the equivalent would be Frenando/Rau'l .
I would join his circle and then get the chance to smash his thottiana's.
Because Rau'l be cool like that, and shit.
Passing around thots with Mexican Chad is the dream

> 4 and not 5?
You did it to yourself. Have fun in Guangzhou.

I would. Be they ain't ready. They've never been ready

I have handsome enough face.
Surely that is enough to woo the female delegation?

Like spongebob In that scene there?
> ah-ahm, How ya doin?
Why that's genius. There's no way it could possiblely fail.

please, please. I'm just here to help

Oh, you poor humble man. Thanks for your kind words

Does the latino who spams this "lifting for my mexichad gf" pasta in every thread think its actually pissing off any white dudes, just makes me laugh cuz it's not a big contrast and it just looks tryhard

I love latin asses way more than I care about that shit and I like latin culture too

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Its just a meme man. A meeeeeemmmeeee.

>Wat do?
Masturbate to Dani Jensen because it's the closest you'll ever get.

It's all about proximity. You can be the most amazing man in the world but if you work with men and hang out with men and spend your time alone, you just never come into contact with women like this.

If you work in film or photography or something that has you in contact with gorgeous women all day, then it's not hard at all.

Thanks for the stunning imagination material, user. I'll use that info for research purposes.
*sniff*

I was in an Art class and it was about half female, if not more.
I was also in a Gender studies course for a week before I dropped.
There were only two guys there, If I remember it correctly and one of them was gay.
Though the girls that were there ranged from good looking to ugly.
After a few days of being in that class, I'd figured it was just going to be a guilt trip for men.
I was going to go through it for the credits and degree, but it wasn't worth it.
I just took a different one, that was kind of the same thing basically.
This is was few years back.

But yeah. You're right. Going to the classes or places where they would go, would give
better chances.

I am but a humble man

>le reeesurch purposez hehehe xD
you reek of 9gag user

> tfw 9gag>r9k
Its sad. really sad