Bone-chilling sentences

>"This is user, he's shy"

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>"I love shy guys!"

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Then I try to explain to them im not shy.
Im just introverted and mostly like to talk about obscure things.

That didnt help, I can tell you that much.

Nothing helps.

Or
>"Why are you so quiet user, go on speak up!"

Why do grils do this to us?

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>"I like weird people. :)"
*gets to know you*
>"Ohmigod, what the fuck is wrong with you!?!?!"

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"user, come downstairs and talk to your relatives".

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>put the skeleton in the freezer

"why didnt u go to college agin today,son"

Why does nobody ever call me fucking shy.

I WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE SHY GUY

Being shy is cute. Being shy is fun.
Instead everywhere i go people just look at me like i'm retarded.

>"user, did something upset you?"
No, I just have these psychopath I-am-going-to-kill-you eyes since birth

>do you ever smile ?
>why you never show any emotions ? (she was talking about my facial expressions or their lack to be precise)
>are you sad ?
>are you mad ?
>you keep to yourself huh ?

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>ahh i hate awkward silences like this
fuck off fuck off fuck off. I'm trying my fucking best to communicate, why do you feel the need to humiliate me like this.

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>"Can I see your phone for a minute, user?"
fucking horrifying man

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>why dont you smile?
I smile,
>don't respond with that sarcastic smile. i raised you better than that
Thanks Mom.

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what's a sarcastic smile ?

>"Why are you even here if you never talk to us?"
>"I-I work here..."
>"Well work somewhere else."

y-you too stacy

>"this is user, he's shy"
Y-you too

>"why don't you want to talk user?"
>"why wouldn't you want friends?"
>"come on, just say something!"
>"no, I won't leave you alone silly user."
Why are people so cruel

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>hows school going?
>we should hang out sometime!
>you need to smile more!

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Forgot the part where they either make fun of you or ignore/talk over you when you do talk.

Mine I guess. I don't know what she was expecting a "genuine smile" to look like.

>I know you can do better
It kills me inside every time a professor says it

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>why don't you dye your hair?
>no offence, but i'd personally hate to have ginger hair
>what do you do in your free time?
>what's your dream job?
>how was highschool?
>when are we finally gonna see your gf user?
>you finish anything you start! you need to be more motivated in life user!

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>no offence, but i'd personally hate to have ginger hair
Not even a ginger but what kind of deeply deranged narcissist says that shit.

>"Wow, you are so funny!" *giggles*

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>ginger hair
RIP my nigga

>*says nothing to me*
>giggles as i walk past him/her

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>any big plans this weekend?

>k
>im sorry i even mentioned it

reminder
ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/essays/chapter5.html

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>"Hey let me add my number to your phone"

>proceed to pray to god she doesn't find the 6000 pictures of girls cosplaying, anime, and hentai on my album

"o-ok here"

>"why are you always so serious user?"

>I laugh at pretty much every joke because my humor is shit

how

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shes angry your not paying her attention
you win.

if you knew the number of times i've heard shit like that throughout my childhood. people always focus on shit like racism against blacks etc but i was legitimately ostracized by my entire class for multiple years because of it. Still can't see myself in the mirror without getting furious.

>"You are a cool guy"
No I am not. Shut up bitch

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>"You are fucking USELESS, I've built THIS CHAIR in the time you were LYING AROUND!!!"

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I understand how ignoring years of bullying can be difficult, but you should try to get over those idiots.
I'll go even further, with the right attitude, being a ginger could positively differentiate you from the masses.

>lighten up a bit user
>why are you always so serious
>I love/care about you user
>that's not healthy user
>do you have a (social media here)/number to contact you?
>the fuck happened man, you used to be so different

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>>that's not healthy user
context ????

when girls say the like weird guys, they mean rich guys...

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I sometimes either work out for long periods of time or autistically shut the world out to focus on some mundane hobby/task, and I hardly sleep as it is.

>NO user DON'T DRINK THAT, THAT'S THE BONE CHILLING POTION

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>when you overhear your name

When girls say they like weird guys, they have a very mild understanding of "weird."

Tell someone I feel like shit, want to kill myself

>"Why does this happen?"

>"stop trying to be funny user, you are not funny!"

My mom used to introduce me whenever we went out as "I'm embarrassing him" and I thought to myself holy shit can you possible do anything more passive aggressive than put me on the spot like that. Was about 11-14 iirc. And then the times when we would visit family overseas and I knew the language but it took time to transition into fluent conversation+the people we were socializing with were 30-60 so I had nothing in common with them...I'd always get hit with the "he's shy" like fuck off assholes I wasn't shy when I played soccer/video games with the local kids.

>Are you cold, user?

Yeah dude.

Some random cute girl at a local bank office
>"why are you so sad ? Can you smile ?"
>get covered in sweat and start twitching instead

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>"you have the kind of face I just want to punch"

I remember some guy saying something like this to me in high school. I just hope no one else feels this way.

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>can you just think before you say something for once?

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>you don't understand what it's like to be sad/depressed/have anxiety user, you're too happy all the time
Truth be told, I have never been happy, I just hide my crippling depression behind a facade of contentness so people don't worry about me. I'm the one people come to with their problems because I'll listen, but when they try to tell me I don't get it, that hurts. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've been asked "are you alright?"

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>why can't you just go out and have friends like a normal person?

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you seem like a somewhat functional member of society so your depression isn't really crippling

>Fb image
Get out of this board

>thank god you didnt turn out like him

My mom said this to my sis, right outside my door.

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they (or she) did it on purpose you know it right ?

>I feel like you re an introvert user.
Yes, glad you noticed it...

>okay class, make sure to quiet down now that user's giving his presentation, he can be really quiet!
i know they had good intentions with this shit but come on, just tell me to speak up beforehand or something, or at least just ask them to be quiet and stop there

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Why would you need to communicate with the chicks at your work? Why does it make them upset? Are you all working on a communicative group project?

Its not only your job to maintain the convo. Fuck em.

?"no, just going to relax at home."
As simple as that user.

my brother asking me why I don't try and pick up women
>"don't you want to get laid?"
meanwhile he's a bigger emotional basketcase than even I am
fucking normies

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>''Hey son I just talked to your classmate on Facebook :)''

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>stop thinking you know everything
>i can't keep wasting energy on this relationship
>you're so short user!

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>aren't you going to say anything?

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>''close your eyes... and open your mouth... i have a surprise for you... :-)''

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Only because I force myself to be. I pretty much live on autopilot these days, gwtting through the day and going home where I'll sit alone doing nothing or laying in bed or drinking. Maybe crippling wasn't the right word, but I feel like shit all the time and I guess it's closer to apathy

>"At first I wasn't sure about you kind of a weirdo and bit off but your pretty nice and sound"

I get this alot. What am I doing wrong. It's probably my facial expressions. I'm just really really shy and awkward.

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"Dude your bones are cold as fuck"

I posted this before:

>in high school
>with a group of fellow males classmates
>they start talking about their gfs and relationship issues
>conversations flows to me and they ask if i have one
>i lie to fit in
>"haha yeah i have a gf too guise XD"
>conversation flows over me
>one guy finally admits that he's single
>one of the guys points to me and says
>"holy shit if user can get a girlfriend and you can't, that's pretty fucking sad!"

thanks for reminding me how undesirable i am

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>Haha user weird stuff that you're drawing there, you're not going to shoot up the school are you?
( A week after virgina tech )
(( Bless cho tho ))

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>"gotta stop putting lizards up my ass"

Ahh this brings back memories...

God
You're so annoying

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Story? Origigigigigi

Should have said "Try it bitch"

I made a thread about it months ago, in short this is what happened.

>dad decides to talk to a classmate of mine and ask him ''hey do you wanna hang out with my son this friday and go see a movie or something? :)''
>guy said yes, and then the next day he invited me to go to a movie with him (but never said dad planned out that shit)
>''oh, yeah sure i guess we can go''
>friday comes, meet up, go there, buy tickets
>before movie starts he just looks at me and goes like
>''oh yeah, i forgot to say by the way, this whole going out activity, your dad planed it out a few days ago when he asked me on facebook if i wanna hang out with you. :)''
>movie starts so he just shuts up and watches it
>sit there for 2 hours until the movie is done, completely fucking broken mentally from what i just heard
>as if that wasn't enough, when we get out, dad's just waiting outside the cinema
>''hey boys u had fun at movie? :-)''
>faggot classmate just starts telling him how he enjoyed it and then explained to him whatever happened in the movie while walking away
>dad then ends up taking both of us to some pizzeria and ordering pizza
>i just stare straight out the window while the two of them constantly talk to each other non stop for like 40 minutes until we're done eating and leave
>we get to the bus stop and classmates decides to take a cab while i have to wait with dad for the bus
>see dad giving him 25$ just like that out of nowhere
>he tries to refuse but dad just puts the money in his hand and tells him to get whatever he wants with the money
>come home feeling just as broken as a few hours ago and make a thread about it
>feel pathetic as fuck
end

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What the fuck...
Im sorry user

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How old were you two when this incident occured

yeah but after you say that for like the 15th week in a row they start to wonder

Holy molly

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19. 22 now. spam

How you doing now? Better I hope?

>Still can't see myself in the mirror without getting furious.
lel is the little gingersnap hot-headed?

>"user, fellow coworker (female) saw you at the bus stop and said you look sad"
>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE FAKING A SMILE ALL THE TIME FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE'S NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT

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I remember that that thread man

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>tfw resting bitch face

My neutral expression is an angry scowl. If I zone out for a minute, people ask me what's wrong or tell me to fuck off if I'm going to be like that

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God I know your father is just doing this to make you feel better, but that's tough mate.

>You don't smile, do you?
A girl actually said this to me today lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=opDlMeqRACI&t=51s

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a bit better now, he stopped doing that kind of shit at least

i was already feeling pretty good without him having to pull that shit off, if anything it just made it worse for me for quite a while after it

What did you respond with?

Originalio

>when you have no social interactions outside of running errands, so no one bothers you with their stupid shit

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I know this wont mean much and this is one of the corniest loads of BS people usually say, but for once its true that they're unironically jealous.

While im sure you did get some legit racist harassment, I'd bet a lot of people are just legit jealous, being a ginger is legit special snowflake status, and theyre romanticized hard in media and porn, and its just a vibrant and interesting color of hair to have. I'd bet more than a few people who teased you for being ginger were just doing it for the meme, and secretely wished they were ginger. I know I would

>"Why don't you talk user, everyone is looking at you."

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>are you okay?
>why are you so quiet?

>the fuck happened man, you used to be so different
kek

This and
>you have talent, I know it !
There's no talent, there never was and there never will be. I'm sick of people seeing things in me that I don't have

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They always mean "lolrandom" weird never "surreal" weird

"your son is smart, he just doesn't pay attention."