>that kid who threatened to shoot another kid on twitter and ended up causing a school lockdown
>That kid who killed himself by jumping in front of a train
>that kid that got beat up so badly he didnt come to school for a week
>that kid who brought a bag of cocaine into class in the third grade
>that kid who flooded the school bathroom
Last two were the same kid btw. My town is an interesting place.
"That kid" thread
Jeremiah Hall
Logan Howard
>that kid who grabbed and squeezed his boner through his pants
>that kid who bragged about using Jow Forums
>that kid who puked on the dissection frog
>that kid who wore shorts made for girls
>that kid who instinctively licked everything
>that kid who said he was a dog and would crawl on all fours when a teacher wasn't around
>that kid who humped the teacher's leg
Asher Ramirez
>that kit that groped girls and didn't get in trouble for it
>that same kid that grew up to be Chad and the girls he groped started orbiting him
He seemed pretty autistic in primary school desu.
Jeremiah Smith
>that tard who banged on the locker and threw mud at people
>that girl who turned out to be a lesbian
>that motherfucker who shit in the urinal
>that kid who was a little more autistic than you
>that kid who punched a teacher in the face
>that kid who got his ass beat because he spread rumors
>the fat kid who ate food for the whole familly
>that crazy girl who you liked
>that kid who was called "dr. eggman" because his head was shaped like an egg
William Wright
>that kid who was called a nazi forbthe rest of the year for making an edgy jew joke
was me
Mason Ortiz
>that french teacher who gave me head in her car during lunch
I'll post the back story of how this happened if anyone's interested
Nicholas Phillips
I was just about to start fapping. Please proceed with the greentext.
Oliver Carter
i'm not interested about the story
Luis Campbell
>that kid who shoved a pencil up his ass to see what it felt like
fucking josh
Jayden Flores
>That Mexican kid who admitted he and his family were illegal immigrants in third grade, and immediately backtracked so they wouldn't get deported
Ethan Sullivan
>That kid who smeared shit all over the toilet seat
>That kid who naruto runs on the hallways
>That kid who was probably gay
>That kid who threatened to kill other kid via text
>That kid who always tried to be first in literally everything
>That kid who stared at airplanes
>That gay kid who used too much make up
Isaiah Hughes
>that kid who clogged the toilet by pouring 3 pounds of flour into it
>that kid who kept taking creepshots of literally every female
>that kid who took a shit in the urinal
>that tard who gave another kid a concussion because he got a piece of foil thrown at him
Lucas Collins
>That kid who dropped their phone into the toilet while masturbating
>That kid who loved buses
>That kid who smashed the school's window in rage
>That kid who had to be kept on the floor by three teachers to calm him down
>That kid who smokes oregano
>That kid who ran while urinating in middle of the park
>That kid who watched two little kids sword fight with their penis
Jonathan Bennett
gotcha
too bad, sit down and enjoy the story, faggot
>senior year
>be long haired faggot with green eyes
>ottermode body
>attend one of the few schools that offer french
>young french teacher (probably about in her mid to late 20's) was always unusually overly kind to me
>after class started she'd walk by my desk (towards the black of the classroom) put her hand on my shoulder and ask me how my day is going
>usually smile and say ok in the least sperg way possible
>occasionally look up while doing my work and catch her staring at me
>multiple times
>few friends I had (mostly robots, failed normies, and a borderline chad) start this on going joke that she wanted my dick
>she offers extra help to students who need it during lunch time, but the class I was in was filled with retards who usually cut or didn't give a shit about french so barely anyone showed
>don't need it because I was passing but decide to go anyways
>"user what are you doing here, you're one of my tops students?"
>make up some bull shit saying the new lesson is giving me a hard time
>I sit down next to her and open my book expecting her to start tutoring me
>starts asking me about my life like usual
>one thing leads to another and we start talking about tv shows we like
>30 minutes pass and the lunch bell rings
>she says I'm a really cute kid and a good conservator
>y-youtoo.png
>this continues for the next 2 months or so
>every lunch period I'd make my way to her class to just talk
to be continued, anons!
Brayden White
>that kid who killed himself
it was me
Ethan Lewis
sorry I thought it you were some 13 year old kid bragging about how he got laid today. enjoying story
Robert Phillips
>that kid who got a broom end shoved up his ass during gym class by a group of gypsies
Noah Cruz
>4 mins ago
I CANT GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT THE END AAAAAAAA
Mason Hall
hell. this had better not end with nessie.
Charles Evans
What's being dead like, user? I've been thinking about trying it myself but I thought I'd ask someone who's already done it
Lucas Gutierrez
Clearly didn't work. Try again faggot.
Parker Anderson
Damn, that's what happened to Gaddafi, except it was French soldiers rather than gypsies.
Dominic Peterson
plz moar
Camden Jackson
>That kid who smeared shit all over one of the toilet and the toilet cubicle, even drew a pentagram on the wall
Nicholas Bell
>one particular day she asks me if I'd like to go out to lunch with her
>accept obviously
>we walk out the school and hop in her car
>drive to a pizza place
>she parks in the parking lot, it was kind secluded with trees and shit
>order out food and eat in her car
>start talking about some other small talk shit
>finish eating
>she talking about things she's been dealing with lately
>mentions her recent break up
>the guy basically cheated on her, she found conversations of him sending dick pics to other women, calling them "babe"
>starts crying and shit
>thisismychance.jpg
>put my hand on her lap
>explain that she's one of the few people I talk to in the school and I enjoy the talks we have during lunch
>call her shitty ex a dick head, and say she's worth more and deserves more than that
>typicalmovieshit.jpg
>mfw she eats it all up
>stops crying
>do the most chaddest shit i've ever done in my life
>wipe her tears with my hands, and lean in for a kiss
>2 minutes into kissing she sticks her tongue in my mouth
>catches me off guard because I've never kissed a girl besides my mom, much less tongue kiss
>get hard as fuck, you can see my fucking erection because I was wearing sweat pants
>she looks at my dick, then at me
>put two and two together and take of my pants
>she takes off her shirt and bra, pretty nice breast
>get even harder
>she starts sucking my dick
>explode in 3 minutes because virgin
>she swallows my load and looks up at me
>blankly stare because I don't know what to do
>she asks if I'm a virgin
>say yes
>says it's cute
>drives me back to class and gives me a late pass because our "study session" took longer than usual
Later that month I'd lose my virginity to her in her apartment. Can't really say whether or not she's my gf, but rather more like a friends with benefits. And yes, we still talk to this day.
Landon Morgan
holy fuck, you did it.
marry her
Elijah Brooks
Fake and gay but thats hot user
Tyler Myers
Do you still fuck?How old is she now?
Parker Adams
I was 19 at the time (dick head parents made me start school late) and she was like 27. I'm 24 now so she's probably like 31. She hasn't mentioned any plans of a relationship much less marrying so idk. For now it's just a friends with benefits
I swear I'm telling the truth user-kun
Yes, 31.
Jacob Torres
post a pic of her or someone who looks like her so I can judge your taste.
Gavin Harris
Nice user.I'm happy for you :)
Jace Nelson
retard should get fired, she's obviously not fit for a teacher job if she does that shit
Jaxon Sanchez
poast pic already faggot
Nicholas Myers
>that kid who claimed the world was going to end when traffic cones came to life and killed us all
>that kid who had no dick and only one ball
>that kid who stuck a wire into the wall outlet during science class, numbed his arm, and bricked everything in the school
>that kid who would play games on his laptop all class and rocked below his desk in the fetal position and screamed when it got taken away
>that kid who barely made the football team but acted like he was a god over it and even wore his pads to class once
>that kid who unironically believed in the great spaghetti monster
Jason Reyes
pretty much pic related but with smaller eyes and longer hair
Juan Collins
>this fucking faggot fucked a french-speaking ana de armas
Joseph Howard
i doubt it, people actually look worse irl than you imagine them to
Aiden Thompson
buuummmmmpppiinnng.
Tyler Mitchell
>that autistic kid who was scared of Shrek
Julian Reyes
>that kid who called everyone she didn't like a racist
>that kid who the teachers thought was an angel but in reality was just a cynical perverted political radical
the last one was me