Notice anything?

The top selling fiction novels for female audiences.

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Huh, I thought it'd be King Lear.

>fiction
Who cares.

> cheap books for women feature conventionally attractive male leads
And other amazing things user figured out today.

I found out about this a while ago, there's a big subreddit about it. Basically regular internet savvy dudes like you and me are writing all of these at home in their boxers. It seems there is a large female customerbase on amazon for erotic ebooks so you figure out what the popular fetishes are and you just write a short story, I think within the region of 10k words is standard, and then you self publish on amazon (anyone can do this) for 99 cents. For the covers they purchase the images for cheap from stock image sites and do a few photoshop (or some equivalent) tutorials for the rest of the cover design. You don't have to be a great writer apparently, you just write the first thing you can think of and churn it out as quickly as possible, if you got the work ethic this means one book every day or few. Your first few will probably suck but you just churn out so much volume that you're more likely to catch a break, meanwhile your skills are going up and you can get passive income trickling in from your large volume of work on amazon.

I've never tried it myself because I am lazy but I know all of this second hand. This was legit a year or two ago at least, no idea if it's still going on or if the ship has sailed on this scam already. Again there was a subreddit about doing this but I forget the name, probably called erotica authors or something.

That's some good lady porn right there. I like "Bearing his Seed." This is interestimg to me because have been wondering lately what your average woman uses for porn.

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that's just amazon though? like erotic fanfiction.net slash shit for grown women who like to visualise their porn. actual books would be something different of course

M E L A N I N
R E C E P T O R S

> or if the ship has sailed on this scam already
There are still females. They still want to please themselves. I do not think they've got any reason for stopping to pay for this shit.

Holy crap! I'm creatively inclined! This is for me! Gonna definitely get rich writing lady porn.

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*dials 911*
better run while u can blackie

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They look like fucking jojo characters

They are not F A B U L O U S enough.

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You might observe that not only are these men conventionally attractive - tall, muscular, fit etc - there are also a typical set of secondary characteristics shared between them. The tattoos for example, and the badboy angle. One title mentions a biker, another blackmail. Two of these books feature billionaires as the male lead, and two more feature men in high-prestige, high-income professions wearing a doctor's white coat and a business suit respectively. It's really telling, as to what most women's preferences are. Extreme physical fitness and an attractive face, coupled with an aggressive badboy attitude and a FAT bank account.

10/10 tattoos bodybuilder doctors and CEOs. That's what they want. You can bet that a huge fucking cock is included in that. Ten inches and retrofitted with solar powered vibrating motors, charged during his daily 2 hour nude sunbathing & pre-coitus workout session. It's ridiculous, and women have the temerity to claim that *our* standards of beauty are unfair.

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>shallow people want shallow things

News at 10.

Holy shit, user. That's very deep. Did you take Philosophy 101 or something like that?

>Ten inches and retrofitted with solar powered vibrating motors
Fucking kekked.

How much do these books go for on Amazon? 10,000 words is like 10 pages, double-spaced.

He never said it's deep or philosophical. You're projecting

Makes sense to me. Ryan Reynolds isn't a star because of his superior acting technique.

>auctioned to the biker

womaen's suffrage was a mistake

That there are no black guys?

Friendly reminder that all the best-selling romance literature feature rape.

>women are attracted to sexy and compelling men
Water is wet

I'm reading reviews online of "Tapping the Billionaire" and all the woman in the comments say the book was ok but they were disgusted by the cover because it was too sexual.They all seem to be fans of romance novels, and consider books like these to be "romances" not porn. Fucking weird, huh?

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It's not enough to say they are sexy or compelling. The point is to identify WHY this particular type of man is sexy and compelling. What specific traits are sexy and compelling? First you label these traits and then you make value judgements afterwards and hopefully at the end you understand a little bit more about people.

This really elevates Chuck Tingle from absurdist humor to straight up satire.

All the girls that read these though claim to be turned off by the ripped photoshopped dudes on the covers, even though the books are basically about women getting gang banged by ripped billionaires doctors.wtf man. Chicks.

>getting paid to ERP with myself on paper
Might be the life for me desu

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I guess the difference is the lady porn is not visual. And it's like emotional porn, with a story and a lead-up, instead of just banging. It's funny, I just read in the comment on a thread the other day that the most popular porn for men is incest porn, and a lot of guys search for that on porn sites, because it's the porn with the best production values, and it has a storyline usually, and an emotional connection that other porn is lacking, because it usually takes place at home between 'family members'.

I actually got extremely wealthy by using this scheme

Wow.

Seriously considering doing this in my spare time. I've always been very good at writing erotic fantasies for women. Only the actual sexual aspects though (including buildup and afterwards), so the rest would be more difficult.

>I've always been very good at writing erotic fantasies for women
post one pls so other anons can correctly gauge your literary talents.

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What are some of your 'titles?'

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I mean I really don't understand how people can say stuff like this as a slight against women while so many men here literally do the same exact things with anime characters. Obviously real people are not going to measure up most the time to these fictional characters. They are designed to be pretty much perfect.

I wish I could get someone from here to help me write erotic scenes for my shitty fap game visual novel. I always get to the sex scene parts and realize I got no idea how to write it since i'm a loser robot with minimal experience.

How can you have a fap game with no sex part? What do the other parts consist?

Sorry, I've only ever done so while dating/seeing girls. I'm basing my "talent" on their response and how they always begged to send them to their friends. I basically have just had a lot of sex and if you're familiar with the term I'm really a "Primal Dom", so becoming aware of what subtleties turn someone on is what turns me on. Who knows maybe I'm terrible

I wrote a few sex parts but I think they are pretty bad its one of those games where you have to do things for the girl before the sex. So you go and give her a compliment or buy her some shit or whatever and you get points and once its high enough there is a sex scene. I had a whole office scene where there was some truth or dare bullshit and the girl shows her ass and eventually its supposed to escalate into sex in the office but I stopped. It's amateurish anyways since I just use photosets of real women.

I don't want to disclose my pen name, sorry. It's mostly fake-rape stuff though.

No 50 shades?
I call bs man

Sorry, P.D., I'm actually feeling competitive with guys posting here, saying they want to write lady porn too, because I REALLY want to do this now. It's like fate, it's like my fucking "calling" or something. I waa born to write lady porn.

Why do you think you will be good at it?

Interesting how the best selling books for women are shallow softcore porn while even normalfag men read things with an accuall story and some resemblance of quality, even if its harry potter.

I have question- are all the books in the genre fake rape? Are there other fetishes that are popular sellers, or just rape. How many of these masterpieces do you sell a month? Do you get to keep all $4.95 or do ebooksellers skim off the top of that heavily?

Because I write good, and I know I cud just read within the genre and copy it. Each book is only 10 pages, apparently. So even if you're terrible at it, there's not much of a time investment in trying it out.

It's porn for them though, not regular reading material. So it's not at the amazingly high level of say, a 500-page Harry Potter novel or a Batman comic.

No, there are definitely other popular themes - some form of "forbidden relationships" for example, or the usual BDSM. I sell around a few hundred per month, combined. I don't keep all the profits (about 70% of it, sometimes depending on your price).

That's amazing! How long have you been writing these? Can I ask how you market your books or what sites you use to sell them?

>fiction
obviously unrealistic standard.

Forbidden relationships how?? This is so wild. Fuck, men and women are kind of alike in what they jack off to. Remember, #1 porn search for men internationally is "incest" or "stepmom"

Thanks for answering my question dude. I wish you continued success as a writer.