''omg lol! Can you imagine 40 WHOLE DAYS without sex? must be torture! right, user?''

>''omg lol! Can you imagine 40 WHOLE DAYS without sex? must be torture! right, user?''

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not even just days! nights too! 40!

yeah thats like 80 days total

lol really???? 40 days?!?!?! thats insane i cant even go a day without sex!!!! sex sex sex!!! xDDDD

>coming soon
>has been out for years

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do normies actually believe in this? cant imagine them having sex every month so that 40 seems like a travesty.

If you are a Chad or have a gf 40 days is insane

>25 years old and no sex
> Literally 9,125 days without sex

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I-I know
W-What a f-funny concept, heheh...

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It's all matter of perspective. I haven't fapped ever till I was 19 which for majority of here would be impossible. Now that I fap frequently, 40 days without it would be big deal despite not doing it for almost all my life. The same with sex - never had it, but if I'll eventually and will have some sexual partner 40 days would be big deal.

>a mere 40 days without sex is "the unthinkable"

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this has gotta be intentional mockery

You retards are aware that these 40 days and 40 nights included no masturbation, right? I bet most of you haven't done that since you first discovered it. Fuck off.

>this guy thinks that masturbation and sex are the same thing

*sensible chuckle*

You guys don't understand. Normies don't jerk off, so sex is the only way they get off.
Imagine not jerking it for 40 days.

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>the point

>your head

The point is that it would be just as hard for you to complete those 40 days and nights without relieving yourself.

40 days nofap is nothing. After the first week the urge nearly goes away in my experience.

Imagine having test levels this low. Smh.

Nofap is a meme.
Noporn is real
It's the truth

This

Fapping is like eating fast food. The more you fap, the more urges you feel to fap. If you just decide not to entertain the desire, it will start to subside and go away, so the longer you go without it the easier it gets.

I started nofap about 9 months ago and haven't had many urges to fap at all, I relegate that to actual sex.

This film is actually kino and I recommend it all the time

>satirical erotic romantic comedy film
>On the 40th day, a newly single Nicole learns of the betting pool, makes a large bet and then rapes Matt while he is asleep.
Hilarious

fapping to anything but pictures of yourself is degenerate

He means that after a week your willpower to not fapping gets stronger and you can actually ride out the urges to fap more easily, well in my experience it works that way, nofappers still get hard on's.

Blow your head off with a shotgun