hey kid, heard you want to be put out of your misery. I can help with that

> hey kid, heard you want to be put out of your misery. I can help with that.
w-what do!!??

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ok S U C C

Just make it painless and if you could make it look like an accident so my mom does not think it was her fault then that would be great.

I-I just don't want to die a virgin, would you help me with that too?

If we can fuck first I'll let you choke me to death

IS she supposed to be hot? That's quite the manjaw

you know it's a cross dresser right?

alright, just love me unconditionally

I can't stand the thought of a woman taking my life. She's just a female and she'd probably mess it up. It takes a man, a warrior of our species, to rightly carry out an execution.

I'd ask her to at least give me a bj before she kills me

LMAO. unironically this is orgg

Thanks for your offer, but i want to be killed by the girl i like.

>Too late lass, the army has already gotten their hands on me, i know it is a meme but joining the army has really made me happier

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And you will die by the sword. Only a soldier has the right to kill you. Am I right?

>tfw no suicide-assisting russian qt gf
feels bad man

are you going to push me off this roof?

by push I mean am I jumping off this roof

take the cyanide capsule out of her hands and swallow it

this
I've been trying to figure out a way to kill myself without causing my family guilt
should I just go up to the mountains and kill myself there? I could just be a missing person for the rest of time

Or learn survival skills and just escape society to the mountains

I've also been thinking about just getting up and leaving my city, riding a greyhound to another state and trying to start everything fresh there. disconnecting myself from my family, what few friends I have irl here, even the people I talk to from the internet.
is there even a guide on how to do this?

Kill me, Pete.

I am awaiting to be embraced by your merciful paw.

>another episode of pushing her off the ledge thread.

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