ITT: I pretend to be your gf for as long as this thread lasts

ITT: I pretend to be your gf for as long as this thread lasts

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fart in my face

breath deeply now
bBBBbBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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can you cure my IBS? It kicked in really bad today....

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tell me you love and care about me.

what does IBS stand for, user?

How is it going? You would not believe the day I had...

can i hold your hand for a little while?

Irritable Bowels Syndrome

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>cheating on me with multiple different anonymous people
wow...it's just like real life..

Irritable bloke syndrome

*takes you out to a maid cafe*
*takes you to a butterfly garden and other scenic places to take pictures*
*takes you home and gives you some alone time to freshen up*
*while you are getting ready I make you a steak dinner*
*eats steak with you*
*makes you a cocktail*
*gets drunk with you*
*put on some music and dances with you*
*brings out the marijuana and smokes with you*
*talk about feelings while talking really personal stuff*
*holds your hand *

Get naked before I lose my temper

Of course I love you. How could I not? And I will always care about you.

c-can we hold hands? and maybe watch a movie?

It's alright, work is really boring. I wish I was home with you. Tell me about your day?

Hey babie how was your day

Yes please. They are really cold right now, I would love it if you warmed them up.

*gently pets your hair as you rest your head in my lap*

I'd love to, you can pick the movie. You have such great taste.

You're a pussy for not killing yourself.
I took accutane, and IBS is one of the possible side effects, and I made a vow that if I get it, I'm gonna kill myself.

Hello, his is the police. We received an anonymous tip that you're in possesion of marijuana, please open the door or we will use force.

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>babie
Did you just sexualize me you disgusting misogynist
We cannot date anymore if you hate strong women

can you cook me something nice?

How about Lars and the Real Girl? It's one of my favorites.

Could you tell me I've done a good job today?
I mean, I know I got up late again and missed a lot of lab work, but I still went in to do it.
Hell for the day I've been awake for I haven't stopped until now when I got back from the gym.

I feel very tired right now. Can I rest my head on your lap?

OP here, sorry for making this thread, I was really bored but chad already came and fucked me raw, goodbye

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No but you can rest your lips on my rectum