Would anyone like a boimother (male)?

no but I'd like you to shut the fuck up, pls and thanks ;)

Shouldn't it be manmother? Since you are not underage

boi is a mentality not an age range

stop ruining my fun!!!

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i haven't been on r9k in months
what the FUCK is a boimother
this shit is getting too abstract

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boifather (male) is redundant
The best use would be using male or father. Boi doesnt count because it isnt a real word

just stop, this is sad and disgusting

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yeah sure little girl who wants snug

i just want to be the everloving and doting mother of all cute r9k bois and girls! and by cute, i mean personality-wise

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Being a mom isn't just fun and games. You got to be responsible and a provoder

What did you mean by this? Can you be a 40 year old boy?

i swear you faggots just get worse by the second, go fucking neck yourself

WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!

C'mon little babies, come outttt~!
Mommy wants to take good care of you!

^.^

FORGOT MY PIC!!! where are my little babies?!

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mommy rub one out of me please

g-gosh!! what has gotten into you?? w-well, is it done like this... *gently kneeds your small weewee like dough*

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*burries head into mommies crotch*

please stoke my hair and tell me everything will be alright

m-mommyyy... *my samll wee-wee becomes really big in your hand, the foreskin still covering the head* mommy take off my dicky's hoodie with your mouth

I'll take any human affection at this point.
Please hug me, mommy.

The thing you are describing is called a father.

DIE SATAN FUCKING DIE

what's wrong my little baby? are you scared?

*strokes hair* youre going to be just fine pumpkin, mommy loves you!

s-sweetie i dont think mommies and their children should be doing things like this... i-is it really bothering you...? do you want mommy to take care of it...?

*hug* i love you sweetie, please remember to love yourself too

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yes mommy it bothers me alot... please take care of it!

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Love you too mommy. But can you hug me even tighter? It would help me remember, probably.

d-do i do it like this?? *lick lick kiss kiss* c-can you show mommy how to do it right?

*hugs even tighter, with all my lovely might*

just d-do it like you did with daddy last night. I saw how you chocked on it dumb old hag!

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Please choose me. Boimommy

Th-thanks mommy. Can you tell me everything will be alright? Can you ara~ ara~ for me?

i dont have a husband im just a twink pretending to be a boimommy!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! why would you call me an old hag ;_;

i love you sweetheart

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>twink
be my gf then, I'll teach you how to suck COCK

DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A FUCKING CROSS. KEEP SHILLING FOR REIKO AND WE WILL PURGE YOU. USING DIFFERENT TERMS ISN'T GOING COMFUSE US BUT US MORE AWARE OF YOUR SHIT!

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So you're cute, right? Like I legit need your mommy love. But not from a bearded dude or anything.

This thread is definitely a high-tier level of gay that I haven't seen in quite a while. Nice work you faggots.

i want a penis mommy to hug me and cuddle me uwu

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n-no.... im not a slut! >_<

i cant even grow a beard. ppl say i am v. cute and i have long hair. but i am relatively tall for a boimother. do you want a 6' boimommy?

please come into my motherly embrace, my little baby sugar plum...!

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can i be the one who beats you?

I'm 6' too, so it would be nice to cuddle with someone around my size. God I'm so pathetic.

>6' boimommy
Can we hold hands please?

mommy, mommy! my penis needs a hug :)

originally nigga what

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where do you live user? maybe i can be your boimommy for the night?

of course sweetums!! *hold your hand tightly* mommy wont ever let you get hurt, okay?? latch on little baby

w-wah?! w-why would THAT need a hug?!

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I need all of your attention though. I don't want to share you. :c

but what about all my other children? they need love as well...

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I'm very needy with lots of mommy issues. I'm sorry. I'll be good though, I promise.

Just hug it faggot, and shut your fucking mouth

i cant just leave my other babies sweetums... but i will put more attention into you, okay~?

>never had a mom growing up since she died when I was around 3
I just want a mama whos there for me

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I'm so fucking gay. I'm legitimately interested in this. Can you weed out bad people though? Like? He doesn't deserve your attention.

Can't believe it, but I actually feel a bit better now.
Thank you mommy and good night.

hello sweetie, how are you feeling? would you like some hot cocoa?

youre so cute, user! of course i can, ive done it throughout this thread, but sometimes its fun to reply

What's going to happen after this thread? Will I have to be sad and lonely again?

Y-yes please, hot cocoa is yummy..

hmmm.. maybe ill make a new thread, or even a discord account... would you like that, cutie cake?

only the best for my cute little sundae with a cherry on top! do you want marshmallows hun?

Unfortunately I'd love that. Why are you doing this? I don't feel like I deserve this...

M-Marshmallows too?! you're too nice, mama

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why do you sound so glum sweetheart? of course you deserve it... we still have 300 more posts to go

Because I'm literally taking my mommy issues out with some guy on the internet and it's making me feel good. Like actually appreciated. Thank you so much. I'm actually on the verge of tears. You're a good person.

d-dont cry honeychild, its okay. do you want mama to always be there for you? why do you have mommy issues? you can tell me, sweetheart

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I want lots of marshmallows! and lots of hugs and kisses!

I'd rather tell you in private, if you end up doing that. I just never felt like my mother was very motherly to me and doesn't love me unconditionally. It goes a lot deeper than that. I'd love a forever mommy that actually cares about me.

you know what, why not? Why do you want to be a boymother?

Ooooh you're already so sweet! Adding more to the equation might just give me a sugar rush! Heres your hot cocoa, my baby! *kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss* *holds*

I would like to try to be your forever mommy! I'm just scared that maybe I will not be good enough... I'm not very old...

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It doesn't matter. You've been more caring than she ever was, so you're good in my book.

And you niggers try to defend your shit.
Disgusting.

Is there any other place people can talk to you?

yourmommy#1369

i love you my babies! just know i wont be able to be on all of the time!

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Please have a discord or a server ;_;

Jesus christ. I love you.

alrighty then, new mummy make me tendies bitch

Suck my peepee mommy

REEEEE I'M HORNY AF

w-where is the free mommy at

literally kys you fucking faggot larping neckbeard

>tfw mommy is gone
please let me rest my head on your lap mommy ;_;

right here, sweetie: Don't talk to him that way.

come here my little gummy bear, mommy will take care of you.

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I will talk to him any way i fucking want, now give me slut milk

M-mommy, what are you doing?

Mommy I want hugs and cuddles aaaaaaaa

Feel bad for op, wonder what happened to him as a child

Mommy was just trying to help her sons booboo go down...

Come here sweetie, I'll give you lots of attention! *holds tightly and kisses your forehead*

Yay! I love you mommy! Your hugs are so warm and comfyyyyy

But mommies shouldn't do that.

I love you too sweetheart!

A mommy has to do what a mommy has to do to make sure her munchkins get to bed on time.

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reiko back to his tricks i see

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what the fuck is this demented thread

i-id really love to mommy.....

Where are my sweet boys and girls?! I don't bite, I promise!

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*hug hug*

How are you feeling sweetie?

Is it really so demented to want to give people some motherly love?

I really want you to bite my ass ;)