You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have never seen a woman naked before

*high five*

This is a normie board now. You losers can fuck off to somewhere else.

Never seen a girl naked irl before.
Feels bad, never even seen titties

I think it's like 60/40 virgins vs non.

They can go to wizchan or incels.me

I have never seen a female naked who wasn't a family member. I have seen my mom naked, because when I was really young, I would take baths with her and my brother.

I used to be a low-functioning normie before catching the autisms in a motorcycle crash that put me in a wheelchair.

I almost forget, sometimes, what life was like before. It's been so many years. A-at least I had a normal-ish childhood, r-right haha?

I'm guessing porn doesn't count
>Reporting for duty

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reporting, 27 year olds never seen a rl naked woman.

obviously pictures don't count

>havnt had sex since sunday

im dying bros...

I don't understand how you can be 27 and not have seen tits IRL.

You mock it but it's true. When you're used to getting something regularly suddenly not getting it hits hard. It's a feel incels will never understand.

What is that silver thing inside of the bellybutton? Diagram doesn't have that labeled.

does a strip club count? they didnt have clothes on and i was just delivering food there

get the fuck off of this board normalshit

Posting.
>And as always, relatives don't count.
Weak thread.

Did they have to be alive?

Assuming it is real life you are talking about since you posted a naked woman as OP pic. Yes, count me in.

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18 yo reporting. I doubth i have any hope

I am here to post!

hello friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! :------) 19 reporting in!!!!!!

I've seen naked women before.

on my monitor

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>And as always, relatives don't count.
Well yeah then. I've spent all of the time from 12-20 that others spend at school or outside in my room though.

You never said it had to be irl :^)

Never ever have I ever seen a boobie

stop memeing me.-.

Was here long before you, sad cunt. How is it I can browse Jow Forums since 2005 and have had multiple girlfriends but you can't? Just go outside.

I saw a girls pussy when I was like 9 and she was 8, does that count?

A piercing. Jewelry mounted through bodily modification, basically the stupidest thing you could possibly include for a basic anatomical diagram.

>never seen the full tiddy
how cope

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If I haven't gotten laid as an 18 year old, what are my chances?

thanks dude im gonna just b myself now

>he goes on r9k to make fun of 'sad' people

fuck off normalshit

Same here. Eventually we wil... at least a 1% chance :((

Woman in undies>Nakked womne

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I have man boobs but I'm not fat.

You're fine as long as you lose it by the time you turn 20. After that it will become increasingly more difficult.

>accidentally walked in on woman in a public shower and saw the tiddy
Later you fucking loosers

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Reporting for original duty sir!

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>tfw want to lick the lateral malleolus
it's springtime boys. Lots of lewd feet on the horizon

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I know porn won't count, so I'm here.

>After that it will become increasingly more difficult.
>imlying it isnt already geting more and more difficult

Well I have a girlfriend because I am not a sad sack like you lads. Seen her nude since we were both 17

>he's too autistic to understand what it means to be himself
It doesn't mean don't work on yourself, don't fix your personality, don't improve, etc. It means don't pretend to be someone else you autistic retard.

>he thinks Jow Forums is his board
It's time to leave, incel.

i havent and dont want to becuz im a gay

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yeah hi that's me

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How do I get one though?

Saw a fully nude girl from the rear and old woman nude on the beach. Saw a vag once as a kid when this girl took a piss and saw a naked baby running around once.

Who is this seminal fluid woodland druid?

For starters you need to be able to talk to one without acting like a sperg. So that's basically two things for you right there.

I'm not uncomfortable around women at all. I love talking to people and getting lots of attention. I just rarely meet any girls anymore.

Here.
Never even seen relatives naked before either, don't particularly want to

same here. The ones i see are 6/10 fatties

orijinal ebin posdt :DD

My problem is I can't find a girl I love as much as myself.

>how do I get a gf?
>btw I don't talk to any girls
Are you that stupid or are you just pretending?

You don't have to love a girl to see her naked.

I've surveyed r9k a lot.
~11% are female 89% male
~25% are under 18 ~40% are 18-21 and ~35% are 22+
~70% are virgin and ~30% are not

So how does he change that? Clubs? Sluts nd super uncomfortable to talk+i dont like/cant dance.
Pubs/bars? No girls there, except whores.
University? Only 6/10s in my courses right now, probably with BF already
Work? Nah, prefer my neet.
Street/public places? get arrested and raped
IDK, give us a hint

>~25% are under 18
How under? I have been around since my 16s and posted since my 17s

When I was a child, my mother took me to the ladies' locker room at the gym and I saw some naked women there.

>only 6/10s
>Not wanting to be with a 6/10qt
>Complains about not finding girls
Well you can always try online. I met my 10/10 here on r9k.
INB4 yeah right
It happens more often than you'd think. A lot of board users here are rather attractive the problem is they are almost all fucked in the head or boring.

This entire post is excuses for why you don't want to do anything. Not only that but you ask how HE changes it and proceed to talk about shit you like/dislike. Nice ego.

>70% are virgin and ~30% are not
I'd like to believe, but there's no fucking way that's true in current year Jow Forums

Reporting, I guess.
I have been muted for 2seconds because my comment was not original. How about suck my fucking cock?

I don't know how much younger than 18. I started posting when I was 14 but I'm 19 now.
Yes it it true, I've tested it multiple times. The thing is that non-virgins usually don't post they just lurk. If they do post it's to get attention or get a rise out of people.

Honestly I had a lot of different kinds of chances but it never happened.

I did too. Jow Forums was better back then but I can't believe I came here.

I believe it. In fact I'm surprised there's not more non-virgins. R9K isn't the secret incel clubhouse Robots think it is. Hell, I first heard about this board on tumblr.

I met one girl from here.
>She adds me
>Nothing lewd okay?
>Whatever I'm engaged anyway
>Talk for awhile
>Exchange pics
>Wow actually you're hot user
>Thank her and tell her to get naked for me
>She does
>She takes requests
>After telling me she didn't want to be lewd
Girls are so funny

>I'm engaged anyway
>Exchange pics
Why would you do that to your fiance user? Would you want her exchanging nudes with guys?
The girls on here range from underage retards, pretty cool goth/emo girls (the rarest), and depressed/broken camgirls

I know it isn't a secret clubhouse but I wish it was. Every time I see this board get mentioned outside of Jow Forums it reminds me of how there are actually unapologetic normals and faggots on here.

It's because she expected you to be unattractive. If a girl finds you hot they will change their tune very quickly. You can get away with anything if a girl finds you attractive. There was a girl in my organic chem class in college who I was talking to on facebook. She wanted to go have a shower. I asked her to send me a pic of her when she comes out of the shower as a joke but she actually did. I was totally shocked.

>6/10qt
my parents and friend will laugh, they are 6/10 but fatties, that is fucked up. If they where normal, yu know... I look 8/10
wtf dude i asked for myself, not him, since i have the same problem

>they are 6/10 but fatties
i mean the girls in my uni

Ive seen 4, did stuff with all of them.

6/10s can't be fatties. Also I feel your pain. Every girl in this state is Pam from Archer. Fat dairy blondes.

Was she british?

I'm hypocritical. It's okay for me to do and not okay for her. Besides, I don't think I sent nudes, just received them.

This actually works a lot. One girl I was texting had just finished telling me how degrading it is to send nudes and how she'd never do it. I jokingly told her too bad and to send them. 5 minutes later I had her titties and her pussy on my phone.

Nope. But she's a known slut on here and she's sent nudes to other anons. For some reason they actually have feelings for her and think they had something. She seemed pretty honest with me even though I lied to her a bunch. She's just using them to alleviate loneliness. She's legit trash.

You did not say I had to bump, sage it is

I saw a girl naked in 1st grade elementary school once. That counts?

>I'm hypocritical
Glad you admit it but if she's not okay with you sending or receiving them you're a piece of shit and as bad as the women from women hate threads.

I'm too afraid to swap nudes with a girl because of my small dick.

>6/10s can't be fatties.
Yeah, whatever, they are qt faced, but a little overweight. Would bang with 7 kg less

>receiving nudes is bad
So downloading porn is bad too? Or is it that you strangely object to the fact that it's someone sending them to you?

If you have a small dick just
>go on google
>search for hard amateur dicks
>find one you like
>save it
>edit it so it can't be reverse image searched
>send it
>enjoy receiving your nudes
Easy peasy.

Do virtual women count? I just rendered this.

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Unless she was a relative.

Impressive, but no. IRL only.

>receiving nudes is bad
I believe so unless they were sent to you without your permission
>So downloading porn is bad too?
Downloading porn is not on the same level as seeking out nudes. Looking for women and asking them for nudes is far more intimate and there's also the fact that you sent her nudes as well. It's like I said before, would you be okay with your wife going online and asking guys for pictures of their dick?

>You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have never seen a woman naked before.
Okay.

>Downloading porn is not on the same level as seeking out nudes.
I didn't seek out anything. I just wanted to talk.

>far more intimate
Nothing intimate about it.

>the fact that you sent her nudes as well
I don't think I did but even if I did it doesn't matter. I've posted my cock on Jow Forums a bunch of times. I wouldn't be surprised if it has been saved a few times.

>asking guys for pictures of their dick?
This isn't really likely. Women aren't really attracted to dicks dude.

Do normies actually trade nudes? Why do they do it? To fap?

It's anatomically correct though. Real scans were used to make these models.
Here's another pose. I've got tons of other models and poses too, any age and style.

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I've had sex with 7 women now, first one was at 19. There is hope, my man.