Got laid for the first time two hours ago

It was with a prostitute but holy shit that was good. I always thought sex was something overhyped and that it wouldn't be that different from jerking off, oh boy I was THAT wrong. I paid 80 euros for 30 minutes of oral then sex, I wish I had brought more money to have sex even longer. She loved the fact that I was a virgin so she lead the whole thing, (but I'm sure this bitch exploited this and made me cum faster dumb whore but it was too good I couldn't stop her) and it was great. Feeling a naked woman over you is so good I think I'll get addicted soon.
Now I have an actual motivation for being a wagecuck, I want to spend more and more time with women like these. Tomorrow I'll try with a nice 18 y.o Russian blond qt, I'm sure me and her both being young will greatly enhance our social time as they call it.

I'm happy to live Jow Forums goddamnit I'm so happy I made it I have to leave the board now

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Good for you user! I was thinking of hiring an escort myself. Here is this gorgeous Lithuanian girl that does all sorts of roleplay and I wanted to dress her as Lolita. Shit would be fucking awesome. I really also do long to have the feeling of a warm woman in my hands. Good for you user! But let me tell you something: never fall for the love meme or ever develop feelings for some thot. Godspeed!

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NORMIE GET OUTTTTTTTTT
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this girl is gonna be fucking disgusted. are you gonna man up and marry the last one?
Man the FUCK ^, you are going to bring a printout of this thread to your social time tomorrow to show her, that'll make her wetter than shit

>18 yo Russian blond qt.

How much for that and where do you live user? Are you in the Netherlands?

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>there will be 999999 anons calling OP a normie
>even though it's all paid sex, and he's basically admitting to an addiction
>he's only one step better than normies, because at least the price is negotiated in stiff lol terms beforehand
>"I'm so happy I made it I have to leave the board now"

Happy for you OP, just don't have any misconceptions about what's going on here. You're still robot as fuck for this, but that's a good thing. Now you get sex, but long term it will probably cost less than the average normie wasting mad cash on gifts and meals.

>I have to leave the board now
And stop using anime reaction images, too.

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She will be a little more pricey, since she's asking 150 euros for half an hour, and around 200 or 250 for one full hour I don't remember.

I won't complain. I finally found I way to fill the void

This shit made me cringe so fucking hard. Well, I'm glad, that you've discovered your true purpose in life, user.

You know the rules. Begone failed normie.

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Why is this so unsettling

Take a look at this gorgeous girl (the link is giant for some reason)

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She does Lolita roleplay. Are you into that? You're such a lucky fucking bastard. I can't hire any whores.

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Too bad she isn't in France I'm hard as fuck right now

I tried fucking a hooker once but i was so anxious i couldnt keep it up. she felt bad for me and gave me half my money back. the fact you were able to maintain an erection means you're a failed normie.

>he fell for the vagina jew

enjoy your blackmail,false rape,STD's,child support,homicide,imprisonment and wasteful spending.

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I was just thinking the same thing...why would you brag about paying to lose your virginity
Wtf am I even reading
Pic related

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Or didn't fell for the porn meme

could you delet pls ?
thanks

Congrats OP. Now you know what to do. Fuck off forever, you're no longer welcome here.

Bask in the happiness as long as you can, user. The only thing you've satiated is the flesh. I think you know in the back of your mind, though, that this happiness will not last. How long will it take before this becomes a habit, an addiction? Before your mind obsesses over it? What do you think will happen then? How much will you be able to enjoy it?

Be careful, OP. The path you walk now may very well destroy you.

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>Hiring a prostitute
>Normie
Alright then

Robots aren't normalfag enough to go through with hiring another human, let alone for sex.

get the fuck off of my board you normalfag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its normie as fuck you fucking normal fag