So i made myself some ravioli with cheese, and when i began biting on one i noticed it tasted horrible. I immediately spit it out, washed my mouth with the dish washing soap hingy and brushed my teeth. How likely am i to get sick and more specifically vomit from that?
So i made myself some ravioli with cheese, and when i began biting on one i noticed it tasted horrible...
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This was genuinely funny to me
Jow Forums said it was spam so I had to go and retype it just to see it posted anyways wtf mane
Goddamnit i'm having a panic attack don't you have any empathy?
Please tell me i'm not gonna puke :(
FUCKING HELP ME GUYS JUST TELL ME I'LL BE FINE AND HOW I DIDN'T EVEN SWALLOW ANYTHING, AND THUS CAN'T GET SICK PLEASE
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Most likely food poisoning lol
Get your toilet battlestation ready
grab an extra roll of TP and a mop cause your body's in for a the expulsion of a lifetime
please be fucking with me
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It wont kill you, but if you feel or hear either your ass or stomach rumbling, fucking run to thr bathroom. Its a shitstorm.
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So i won't puke, but i'll just shit?
You might, idk. Is there a problem with puking?
Not very likely if you just spit it out immediately. You're more likely to be sick from the dishwashing liquid as it's not made for human consumption.
Yes. Fucking trauma from 6 years back, that's also the last time i've thrown up
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Had the disgusting piece of shit in my mouth for like 5 secs. Also i didn't swallow the dishwashing liquid, i just kinda... used it as a mouthwash. Spit it out after about 15 secs. Then brushed my teeth
Puking is a relief. You always feel the worst just before puking and always feel better after puking.
Well considering you spit the bad tasting one out, you should be fine.
Then you'll be fine. Had you swallowed it, you'd be at risk for being sick.
I have thrown up literally thousands of times. Its not bad, just drink coffee or something with a strong aftertaste to wash away the taste. As for smell, get freshener and gas the shit outta the room. As for cleanup, you only need to flush the toilet if you get as low as possible and throw up in the toilet. Never throw up in the sink, if its chunky itll never go down the drain.
Nope, it was just that one time when i was... i think... 7 or 8 in berlin. Goddamn fucking bradwursts. But that was due to hunger so i blame my parents for that.
But other than that one time, i feel absolutely horrible having to puke fuck knows how many times (haha didn't say god) and knowing i will have to get up from bed all sore and fucked up just to puke again and again and again and again and AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Thanks guys. For what it\s worth my panic attack is a little more manageable now.
I refuse to accept the possibility of puking so, thank you for the advice but i don\t think i\ll be needing it. Also i still have a mental image of 6 year old me before kindergarten feeling a bit queasy, remembering when some fat bitch said that "milk is healthy" (this being finland) so i drank some milk and threw up in my hand and dashed across the room and splotched it in the sink. Ofc they said that you should NOT be drinking milk in that situation to everyone and i had to suffer for some fucking normalfags daily forgettable "conversation hour"
Needless to say i avoid milk when i can as i still feel kinda off when i have it in my mouth
Ok, user. Have a great day, and remember to not off yourself.
Ty, you too. And kek don't worry, i'm still unwilling to let go of the hope that i'll get a gf and a comfy singing career