>Mormon parents invite missionaries over
>make pot of coffee just as they're sitting down to eat
/devilish/
Mormon parents invite missionaries over
Oliver Morris
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Christian Nelson
I don't get it. Do Mormons have a problem with coffee?
Nathaniel Martinez
caffeine is a drug and drugs are bad
John Hughes
Devout Mormons don't indulge in any mind altering substances.
Landon Carter
Maybe they should just induce serotonin syndrome in themselves if they want to go all the way with that.
Christian Torres
>live in Utah
>don't be Mormon
That's it, you're literally the Devil.
Carter Edwards
Hotdamn, I should become a mormon, these people align with my views.
Jose Rodriguez
What happens when you need anesthesia?
Tyler Robinson
Don't forget no oxytocin from fapping or sugar rush from candy.
Caleb Evans
IM A SPANK YOUR ASS TO REDNESS BAD user
Julian Nguyen
They aren't allowed to fap in the first place and sugar rush is a colossal meme. Though I wouldn't put it past them if they refused sugar.
Ryan Wilson
Same man.
These Mormon missionaries just continue to show up, and I didn't actually know they couldn't drink coffee, tea or alcohol up until a couple of days ago. And I've always offered them some, and had several cups myself in front of them while they're over.
Bentley Barnes
>someone asks me a question
>giving the explanatory answer is too much effort so I just tell them "I don't know"
St Peter isn't letting me in for this one lads
Adam Nelson
Stay strong lads, we're almost at bay
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Caleb Mitchell
>make pot of coffee just as they're sitting down to eat
>caffeine is considered a drug which isn't exactly considered acceptable for them
OP, you wicked, wicked devil!
Nathaniel Roberts
aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Orgynal
Colton Sullivan
>had Mormon friends
>always talk to them about coffee
>offer it to them when they come over
>"sorry user, we can't drink it because the caffeine"
>pull out the bag of decaf
>tell them this coffee has no caffeine in it
>"oh, we don't even like coffee anyway"
This isn't so much /devilish/ as it is annoying. I bought a bag of shitty decaf just for them to reject it. I even saw them drinking Dr. Pepper and Mountain dew a couple days later. Mormons please stop being ridiculous
Adam Kelly
if you feel like your life would be better with the added structure of being in a cult, it's a great path
you will probably even get an imperceptibly damaged mormon gf
Henry Cruz
Your atheist cult has given me nothing but junkies and used up whores. I think I'll go with the mormon cult.
Alexander Butler
Coffee is gross anyway, religion or not.
Juan Roberts
what do mormon girls pussies smell like?
Liam Jenkins
Stay the fuck away from them they're pure
Josiah Powell
Mormons didn't always believe this though. In the 1800s they drank alcohol and such. I think some museum has a liquor cabinet of Brigham Young.
Asher Perry
Lol keep telling yourself that
Unsurprisingly unoriginal
Kayden White
if you've never had coffee before, it probably doesn't smell very good
also
>observing parents
>own a coffee maker
explain
Camden Myers
>no dopamine
now that's unfortunate
Justin Richardson
>Catholic parents
>Trap Gf
They hate me now but it's ok for me