Degeneracy Olympics

For every release?

I drank onions milk once.

Set my workplace on fire

Cucked my dad, had an affair with mom which produced a kid he thinks is his.

>onions milk
That stuff is bad ass. It negates the effects of xenoestrogens and interdimensional radiation on your body and makes your scrotum skin grow in thicker like baseball glove leather.

Keep an eye out for it at GNC.

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I tongued my dogs anus... more then once...

I held hands with a girl

I've bent my legs back over my head and shit in my own mouth.
I've had sex with a dog and let it fuck me in the ass.
I've robbed a church of the altar crucifix and communion goblets.
I've fucked a girl in the ass and let her squat over my mouth and fart my cum into my mouth.
I've been anally fisted.
I've raped a woman with mental health problems.
Hmm that's all I can think off for now...

Shoved a plunger up my ass then fapped.

I take a huge handful of napkins every time I get food at the food court in my local grocery store. Sometimes I'll take a handful of plasticware too.

I had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of recreation

Okay, reading through this thread and my thing is fucking lame and stupid. I shouldn't have posted. I suck cocks.

Im tired of new moots jewish tricks.

injected myself with 700 mg of discount trenbolone in a 50 dollar a night hotel room after eating a bag full of cold perogis out of a pot and washing my hair in the sink

Fug. I should quit. But what else is there for me to do? I'm all alone

Went home with this guy who is big into fisting. Tried to fuck him first but literally hotdog in a hallway, so I put a few fingers inside. He then produced a bucket of lube and I said to myself fuck it and I did it. Slid my whole fist inside his asshole, even beyond his pelvic bone. Now he begins to enjoy it, so I fistfuck this guy into some kind of trance. Asshole starts to bleed!
No no no! put my fist out of there, wash my hands, dress myself and let him just lie there, begging for more. T-t-thanks but I have to go.
Do I win?

>tried to kill self
>failed
actually the fucking worst

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>at my dads room watching tv with blanket over my legs
>he's working on his pc like three meters from me
>out of nowhere I get massively horny
>start to feel the thrill
>maybe just a little...
>go all the way instead and end up getting off while pretending to watch the animu godzilla movie on netflix
>it was so good I fell asleep the moment I finished
>wake up to dinner at bed and watch more netflix
10/10 would try again.
On that topic, how do anons with siblings manage to not fuck one another all day everyday?

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Pooped my pants for pleasure once.

Shit my pants and ran to the nearest Subway to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. I tried to squeeze most of the water out but they were still soaked. Walked back home with a wet ass getting chaffed. This was last week.

This guy is winning so that id say

I plungered my asshole

I jerked it to futa furry porn.

I've sucked off my aunt's dog

Used to wait till a hot boy came out of pissing in the stalls in hs and middle school and would go in and sit in the piss and fap. Also used to get very hard and push my dick up to the urinal and touch it with my tip. Wanked a few dogs too.

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>peed on a girl
>stuck a knife up a girl's pussy
>edgeplay (blood and breath play)
>fisted a girl
>had sex in the back of goth clubs at least twice
>fucked exgf while she was passed out drunk
>fucked friend's sister in same room as friend when he was passed out
>fucked another friend's sister while he was in the same room fucking another girl
>fucked on cam for friends without the girl knowing
>sex with underage girls
>giving drugs to underage girls
>let a dude give me head for a pill of ecstasy once
>got a 15 year old high on heroin for the first time and she's been struggling to get clean ever since (6 years)
>raped ex gf multiple times (actively yelling and trying to resist. she'd eventually give in after a while and we'd have bomb sex though)

My early to mid 20s were awesome. I had tons of fun. I'm 29 now and I've calmed down a little bit.

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wow i want to know more

>Peed all over a gas station supply closet because the bathroom was locked
>Smoke weed every year before Thanksgiving
>Fucked my boyfriend in my Grandparents' backyard
>Cheated on my then girlfriend to get fucked in the ass in a McDonald's bathroom
>Skipped class to suck off a black guy in the bathroom at college
>Sold my plasma for drug money
>Show off and jack off on lunch break at work on Skype

u win bro

You HAVE to be underage.

iktf. how do you cope? I dissociate and stay in bed as much as possiblw

>muh sicrit club
I don't know what's better, the thrill of him not finding out... or the thrill of not knowing what would happen if he finds out next time.
>how do anons with siblings manage to not fuck one another all day everyday?
>no replies
Is it safe to say robots are single childs?
Is there some sort of connection?
Am I breaking the code?

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Please post more and greentext the good ones. Originally

I've been to many, many orgies.

I miss craigslist.

destroyed a man's life just to get my dick wet. he was living the fantasy life i wish i'll get one day. 10/10 gf he loved madly, good career, travelling together everywhere until his gf got a job at my place. 2 months later i get in her pants, another somewhat 2 months he sees the texts she's been sending me they break up, he moves out, goes on beders, shows up at my work place once makes a big fuss in front of everyone calling me some shit while i ignored him and left. she told me he left his job soon after too, unavoidably me and the girl fall out because i can't maintain any sort of relationship with a woman for more than 6 months( not that id want that whore). they got back together now but im sure the texts he read still keep him up at night when he's with her, honestly if he took her back after what the shit she did with me then i guess he deserves his fate....i still remember the first time we met she told me about me and invoked the excuse "i'm young and i want to have fun". this is why i have major trust issues

're you a ghy or girl?

>staying at grandparents house with family
>no room for everyone on the beds so I'm sleeping on a mat on the floor
>parents sleeping in the cot
>I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm actually playing on my phone with the light dimmed
>hear parents begin to whisper so I turn the phone off
>hear rustling in the bed
>they're taking their clothes off
>hear them go at it
>they're humping and breathing heavy while trying to keep quiet in the room
>I just pretend to be asleep
>they finish and put their clothes back on
>I can smell the sex juices in the air
>finally manage to get to sleep

Of course, it wouldn't be degenerate if I didn't shamefully admit that I look back on that memory with arousal.

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Oh the irony
Original really

i had a coworker who was in a relationship flirt with me by touching me and playing with my hair. she made me go on a date to little tokyo with her.
i walked her home from the train station and she said she liked me. i felt so weird and cut contact the next day.
i met the boyfriend and damn i havnt had sex in so long but i cant live with being a homewrecker

>Stolen some degenerates pot plants from his grow site
>They weren't even budding, just did it because fuck him
>Buddy planted one of them in the front lawn of the local court house
>Mixed adderall, beer, wine, ketamine, lsd, and nitrous oxide in one day
>fucked on the playground in local park
>fucked in highschool bathroom
>fucked on friends beanbag when he left to take a shit
>seen the murderjunkies play live
>used to work freight night
>stayed overnight with one other lad
>drank free beer, railed vicodin, and smoked weed every time
>chugged a half gallon of beer; puked it 6ft (we measured)
>smoked heroine in the playground of my old catholic school
>railed methadone on church roof
>broke into church after dark, drank beers and left empties in the donation barrel
>jumped freight trains while on Klonopin mixed with sidewalk slams (mixture of 4loco and old english)
>smoked heroine in local graveyards
>practiced black magic
>smoked heroine while driving through town starring directly at police
>stolen beer from grocery stores; getting chased by clerks and police
>have screwed over 10 broads; never wore protection once
>participated on /b/ during the jessi slaughter fiasco
>friends pealed huge section of sunburned skin off my back (about the size of a mouse pad); ate it
The list goes on.

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just created a thread on this, but i just fapped to myself fucking myself as a trap.

What were you thinking? What do you think degeneracy is?.

Sister handjob

Holy shit you've lived a full life
education background?

Covered my dick in peanut butter and let my puppy lick it clean

Been there done that homie shits hella dope senpai

Unfortunately that's not even half of the debauchery. I honestly don't even know how i'm still alive. I graduated highschool. Finished two terms of college. Currently NEET. I also don't party anymore.

>dog eats shit
>dog licks own asshole crusty with shit
>dog cleans nasty ass fur
and now you let it clean your dick.
did you get any of the nasty in your dickhole, user?

btw how the fuck can you do heroin and not be addicted to that shit?
also what are you doing on r9k you sound like a bro

The only addiction i've struggled with is alcohol, idk m8. Beers so easy to get and so socially acceptable that i've always used ti as a means of social lubricant. Guess I never did heroin consistently enough to get physically addicted. I personally believe that psychedelics help too. Done a lot of lsd in parallel with my ritual work so I think that may have kept me from going down the junkie hole.

why are you currently a NEET today?

Had to drop college for the time being so I can wagecuck to pay off a DUII charge. Litterally the first time i've ever gotten in trouble with the law. Guess I'm getting too old? Or they're cracking down. I think the latter. Lots more bastard cops in my town now then in previous years.

go ahead, go on

cont.
>lived in travel trailer; unironically used piss jugs because septic full
>broken into abandoned mental health facility; broke hundreds of florescent lightbulbs and office equipment
>slept in parks/dumpsters/bushes when train hopping
>drank bag wine on moving boxcar riding through town
>kat pissed heroine in public restroom (snorting liquid insead of shooting)
>lit molotov cocktails, homemade napalm, homemade tanerite bombs
>eaten ant covered pizza from dumpster
>gotten covered in blood in Conflict UK mosh pit that wasn't my own
>pissed on doors of churches at night
>stolen entire public ashtrays to pick through butts
>tagged hate symbols / occult sigils around town
>tipped portapotties
>had jaw broken in drunken fightclub

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Stole my mums money to buy oxycodone

I mean that's all there is to it. We had a secret affair for a time which led to a pregnancy and she passed it off as dad's. To this day he doesn't know about what happened and thinks my sister/daughter is his.

Un-ironically don't get this type of freedom any where else in the world other than America

Thats bullshit.
I lived in slavshit country for 11 years, this type of degeneracy is present in every rural area desu

I'm not as degenerate as some posters but definitely higher than average

>unironically used piss jugs while high
>got a blowjob in a movie theatre bathroom
>same as above except in an elementary school playground at 3am
>broke up with bf, flushed his key down the toilet
>brought alcohol to a party when I was 16, basically a bit off the top of everything in the liquor cabinet and juust a little bit of piss

>jacked off
Oh sweetie

How to even pinpoint it?

being a little faggot and living in my made up reality for over 2 decades

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I made out with my elder sister when I was a kid, I still fucking remember it.

>Got my dick sucked in a public women's bathroom. The bathroom had exactly two stalls and was as small as a public bathroom can get. had anybody walked in me and the girl I was with would've been immediately caught
>Got my dick sucked in a public park at 2pm on a wednesday. Lady walking her dog walked by and made full eye contact with me while girl had my cock in her mouth. Was semi-obscured by trees so I have no clue if she knew what was going on
>Snuck into a girls window while she still lived in her parents house. Had full blown sex for a couple hours while her whole family including underage siblings were home. Her sister was in the room adjacent to us and walked in post-sex while we were cuddling in the sheets
>all three stories above are with the same girl
>Went to the mall drunk as fuck with my buddies, could barely walk and ended up puking in the bathroom. ended up walking around the mall screaming and challenging people to fights. I'm not allowed in that mall anymore.
>Found an old brown cigarette on the sidewalk and smoked it with a crackhead who was taking me to a dealers house
>Used to regularly steal from a local dollar store whenever I was hungry and wanted some gross junkfood to eat. Never got caught

get out of here you fucking normie cunt

>WAAAAAAAAAAH GIRLS DON'T WANNA FUGG ME :(

Grow up lol

Shit.... I did the same.

You should make a thread about your secret affair with your mom. It would be a hit.

Holy shit. How is your little abomination of incest doing? Does she have any issues? How old is she?

I'll think about it but I'm not sure it's worth a whole thread.

She's doing fine and has never had any problems thankfully. She's eight now, nice little girl.

Most siblings don't find each other attractive since there are social and genetic codes against incest.

I have a sister. I would never consider "making a move" on her.

>I've fucked a girl in the ass and let her squat over my mouth and fart my cum into my mouth
this sounds lovely.

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nice fantasies you've concocted there friendo

everyone but me gotta learn thats normie stuff

when i DENK about it it makes my skin crawl. no way am i going to commit that to eternity.

whoa is that you ciara

the cornerstone of being a robot is being a virgin, fuck off you faggot.

jerked off at cousin's house whine they were home

covertly watched porn at cousin's house while other people were in the room

stealth jerked off while in the living room with other family members in the room

I used to use my fingers to get shit out of my asshole when I was 12, not too proud of it

You helped the man see the truth user, it was a shitty thing to do but if it wasn't you it would've been someone else. Balances out I guess.

Sucked my own dick. Not sure if degenerate or just advanced fapping technique.

I made out with a nigger when I was in high school.
You fags can relax though, I didn't fuck her

Entire thread is filled with normalfags or liars. Fuck this shit board.

I guess I let a guy fuck me even though im male? But I guess thats not too degenerate depending on your definition of degenerate

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pls decribe your body

Crossdressing and using a banana to anally masturbate

Ok well, puberty never really happened for me, so im kinda short and my upper body is very small, I have no muscles but Im pretty skinny. I have long legs and a really feminine body, I also developed breast from a really young age like 10 years old so I have almost d cup breast
Kind of unusual body I guess, a lot of abnormalities

I wish you were a real female. I hope science can save what God failed to complete.

He said she made minimum wage, I dont think that would quite cover every release.

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Tried to fuck my dog because no gf

Picked up and ate a piece of food on the wet ground next to a sewage gate as a kid.