My mom walked in on me jerking off

>my mom walked in on me jerking off
Welp. Time to end it, lads.

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what are you, 12?
if anyone walks in on me beating off I say; "I'm beating off." and they leave

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but I'm so embarrassed

then you should kill yourself have fun in hell

You came out of her vagina. She has wiped shit off your ass at least 400 times. She knows you are a male who has gone through puberty. How can you possibly be embarrassed by this single event?

Your mom probably has a drawer full of dildos and vibrators. She's knew she'd walk in on you at some point I'm sure.

I guess I just feel like a huge disappointment. I've never been caught redhanded before.

as opposed to the stray in the house

>DA/SA SAA

if I walked in on my son jacking off I'd close the door and pretend not to remember it. but the day he brings a girl home, whether it be a date for prom night or his fiancee, I'd bring up the time I caught him jacking off to hentai. hopefully she'd walk out right then and there.

>Boss caught me staring at the devout Christian girls ass while on the job

There goes my money for tendies

You devil, why would you do this to your own son

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Disappointment, for doing something so primal that apes, monkeys, and dolphins do it too?

You're "disappointing" at stealth, but don't feel shame for doing something that, in all likelihood, your mother has done herself hundreds of times. She's a person too, you know.

because 1) masturbating is pathetic and 2) masturbating and not locking the door is even more pathetic

Soo..... your'e telling me you never masturbated

a few times but i stopped a long time ago

So many posts and not a single one asked what you were jerking off to.

nothing crazy. just some cute JAV girl with a big butt.

What were you jerking off to?

Were your pants pulled down all the way?

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Here come the nofap faggots. Real mean jack off and fuck whores.
OP my mom caught me jacking off to body transfer gender swap hentai. We never spoke of it. She still loves me you'll be fine

how manly are you?

Ive been saying it for years, always masterbate under the covers with a flashlight. Just say your reading!

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>not turning towards her and squirting your load in front of her while looking her in the eyes

So what they all know we do it.
If you were jucking off to some thing fucked up like a horse fucking a guy then yeah by all means an hero your self.

my mom confronted me on my porn search history when i was in high school and we only had a shared family computer

Everyone makes cummies. Your mom doesn't care, unless she's really religious or something. She probably has vibrators n dildos she uses to make herself cum. It's not a big deal.

Im 27 and have my 6-7/10 (depending on how much you like the generic stacy blonde bitch look) girlfriend aleeping next to me, since we havent fucked since sunday im probably gonna jack off after im done shitposting. So manly enough

And then whine about no grandchildren several years later. Parent logic.

What do you read at night?

My parents walked on me fapping probably dozens of times. Who fucking cares?

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Give me masculinity life advice mr. Man

Haha, I dont!

Just wank? Hawt

St. Vincent is such a cutie