Memes aside how do you actually get a gf. I'm starting to realize just how much of a meme Jow Forums really is

Memes aside how do you actually get a gf. I'm starting to realize just how much of a meme Jow Forums really is.

My idea is to impress the girl with knowledge. Maybe from lurking on /his/ or /lit/

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You don't get a gf

Knowledge is even worse in multiple ways:
- There are too many things in the world (no shit), chances that you like the same things as her are abysmal under a uniform prior. Thankfully, a uniform prior is not a good one for real life.
- Women are incapable of being deeply invested in any topic. As a result, knowledge does not interest them.
- /his/ is particularly man-centric. Women are notoriously uninterested in history. /lit/ can be a more interesting in that regard.

In any case, you won't find a solution to the mystery on this board.

No gf for you ever ever never ever

If your knowledge doesn't grant status or money, she could not give less of a shit

posting a more accurate pic desu

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Don't become that guy who spews out uninteresting facts at random times that no one cares about. Having knowledge may be a bonus and what makes someone interested in you, but you already need to have the basics down, you can't get to know her by spouting facts. You already need to be someone she enjoys being around, and knowledge may be that bonus that makes her interested in you. It's not enough by itself.

Disclaimer: never had a girlfriend so just making guesses with no real experience.

Bad move, op. You risk alienating the girl and more to the point, sound like an arrogant faggot.

Don't girls like arrogance because it's showing dominance or something?

>Maybe from lurking on /his/ or /lit/

>wants to get smarter
>I better will switch to "intellectual" boards on my anime forum instead of actually reading books!

Good idea OP

by getting along with her

>tries to get along with her
>gets either ignored or friendzoned

Have a good personality. That's all it is.

You can improve yours with practice.

Spoken like a true normalfag

you never get a gf you dumb cuck
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>My idea is to impress the girl with knowledge

You can never, ever impress a woman with knowledge. No matter what kind, unless it's about giving her mind bending orgasms with your cock and fingers and whatnot.

if you dont get a gf pasivly durning education or atleast sex its all downhill from there

im sorry to tell you user but looks are one thing the second thing is for you to be able to tell a story

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Not when its attached to faggot

Look man Jow Forums social skills, and patience. Look at yourself objectively ask yourself where you may be falling short. Then, fix those things. Women likely won't be amazed by a knowledge of history. Essencially appearance and social skills are key fix those to the best of your ability, put yourself out there, fail until you succeed and be patient. You'll be a Pseudo-normie in no time.

You can... as long as you're physically attractive and not an unlikeable pretentious smartass

Women like money, power, cruelty and violence.

If you aint got that you may as well become a monk.

>fail until you succeed and be patient
Or until you're registered as a sex offender...or you become the gossip of town...or have to go to therapy from so many rejects.

The Jow Forums meme fails because people keep on working harder, not smarter

>Have a good personality. That's all it is.

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Your idea isn't actually bad. Lots of women like literature and history and they can be really good topics of conversation. Don't rely on Jow Forums boards tho. Also, don't try to pick up women in bars/clubs by talking about lit or history; that's not the right venue or crowd.
t. literature and history major who had mostly female classmates

Counterpoint: that implies the knowledge is secondary to physical attractiveness, and what's not to say that lack of knowledge would not cause opposition in that scenario.