>right now thousands of normie tourists and a few government agents are lurking this place to find out what our we are about
Right now thousands of normie tourists and a few government agents are lurking this place to find out what our we are...
Zachary Clark
Jackson Green
Right now I'm high as absolute fuck lolololol!! I'm out of my God damn MIND! My fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!
Lucas Price
Well post some feet and let them know, if you believe that.
Daniel Thompson
>to find out what our we are about
Goodness user. Use proper grammar when we have guests.
William Morales
Normie tourist checking in
Liam Thomas
Fuck off faggot I'm 10 beers deep and edited my post forgetting to take out that our BITCH
Hunter Hill
Well then, let's show them around, guys! :D
Hi, I'm user! I'm 28-years-young. White and male (and feelingly increased shame about it). Heterosexual (I think). Unlike everyone else here, I've had sex with four women before (all escorts; caught chlamydia from the last one). I've never had a job, and only make $550/mo. off of disability. Education doesn't extend from community college. I've no friends. I suffer from deep seated mental illnesses and disabilities, which is why I'm even stuck here. And my hobbies include video games, music, pooping in the backyard under the night sky, and shitposting. Pleased to meet you! ^_^
Nathaniel Sullivan
>to find out what we are about
That is still a terrible manner of expressing yourself.
Zachary Perry
Fuck off normies I hope you all die. You too FBI-san.
Jackson White
Welcome tourists, here's the inside scoop. A lot of what you read here is actually code. The true purpose of Jow Forums is as a resistance group to the pretenders that sit on the British throne. Jow Forums is a very old organization, much older than Jow Forums, formed when the true king Harold Godwinson was on the throne. Before the pretender William the Bastard and his norman hordes usurped the crown. Here we keep track of the line of succession so we know who the true king is, and plan our resistance against the pretenders. Over the centuries we've become adept at talking in alegory to hide our real purpose and present a front of a bunch of bitter virgins. "Normie" is actually short for norman, and "robot" comes from the anglo saxon word "Rodt" meaning "man of the king."
HAIL GODWINSON
Easton Scott
I wanna fuck a glowing cianigger!
Charles Cruz
was there another real life spillover or something? I keep seeing people post about some big event that must have happened recently
James Barnes
>pooping in the backyard under the night sky
Camden Brown
I just bought 10,000 dollars in space weed
Grayson Diaz
You're the one making us look bad right now user.
Jeremiah Nelson
>deep seated mental issues and disabilities
LOL I HAVE THOSE TOO!!!!!
Leo Thomas
I use to be a loser and relate to the shit on here (plus was here before 2nd r9k) but now I have a normie job and get to travel and I have sex with girls I don't pay and people like me. I'm not going anywhere
Daniel Sanders
Lol, who cares if we look bad?
Nicholas Davis
shh don't tell them about that, they can't know
Jayden Brooks
Maybe some of them will realize that lots of young men need more emotional support, and that for every mass murderer there tens or hundreds of suicides.
Jk everyone knows young white men don't suffer from depression they're all just racist and violent psychopaths.
Brayden Edwards
>those trips
HAIL GODWINSON BROTHER
Daniel Sanders
Some Armenian mkultra cianigger ran over some leafs and flaseflagged us in his kikebook.
Brody Lopez
Don't reveal the master plan to outsiders.
Anthony Richardson
Hello fellow Jow Forumsobots, hahaha my name is John Smith and basically I am an old anonymous of 10 years now, but you see I have amnesia and I cant seem to recall what we believe and what we plan to do. Anyone wanna shed light on it? Hahahaha fuck women right fellow anonymous? Lmao Chad and Stacy.
Jack James
hi thar every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Reed
Traitor! All our years of plotting and scheming given up!
Daniel Fisher
This post is physically painful to read. Consider attaching a helium mask to your face tonight.
Andrew Thomas
>they don't know that is misinfo to divert from the real purpose of Jow Forums
found the normies and feds
Sebastian King
>he doesn't know that pasta
back to red.dit with you
Hunter Moore
How would you like him to lick them?
Nathan Smith
I know it's pasta. But some pastas are so soggy that only faggots would post them.
John Young
This is giving me bad memories of the early 2010's.
Jonathan Perez
I'm here from Tumblr. Is there a registration page for this place?
This place was referenced in a news report about the Toronto van attack. Something about insells and Chads. You people seem quite bitter about life and your attitudes on women are prehistoric.
Landon Hall
Omg hai ^__^ I'm user-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime
Jose Peterson
G-good one, friendo
Josiah Barnes
Please don't bring back this cancer. It deserved to die 7 years ago.
Landon Turner
nigger are you trying to insult Space Dandy by association?
Eat shit and die.
Angel Bennett
Here you go FBI and Normal fags.
Caleb Diaz
Despite my long and storied internet career, I still don't understand why GIFs like this exist. It's not sexy or particularly funny.
Grayson Jenkins
fish episode best episode
Jackson Ramirez
Don't worry, we have studied you for years
T. Secret Government Agent