I have never seen a naked woman

not shirts, thats for sure

The fuck? I was a virgin until I was 18. A lot of people come from religious homes that don't allow drinking and such

yes cause you are not ugly .

Honestly I think I am pretty goofy looking, short and non-chad aesthetics blah blah blah
While I totally respect and even admire a traditional/religious upbringing on some level it's still quite easy to lose the V stamp before 18.. plenty of adolescents get curious and mess around etc

Well I at least made sure to lose it to a Stacey

Yeah me too, I even fell in love with her too. And she crushed me of course. Why the fuck did you remind me of This? I hate you

She did that to me too. I hate you more you cuntbag. Happy to be older and wiser, but no you had to ruin it

You're not older and wiser nor am I you are dumber and more delusional like me. 7 billion people on the planet and you are fixated on one, like I am. Fuck you

salty milk and coins
also sauce on qt grill

I'm 21 and I've never seen a girl naked too. Our time will come.....it will come!

Going on 23
You get used to it

>past the age of 16
In another world it would be weird for people to not be virgins at 16,18,19 etc

Go find a girl and hit on her, maybe if you play your cards right she will get naked for you or possibly more

Go outside, go on a dating site, go to a club or a parade or something and chat women up. You know that girl that you talk to every day at work or school or something? You can ask to see her tits, she might oblige your request.

>maybe if you play your cards right she will get naked for you or possibly more
Dumbass. No adult still plays strip poker

24 and I haven't even held a girl's hand, fuck off normie.

>go on dating sites
Somehow I think most people who suggest this haven't even tried it. Have you seen the state of online dating in 2018? An absolute fucking disgrace.

Ironically dating online in the late 90s or early 00s must have been like shooting fish in a barrel

>Dude just b urself lmao
>Just get yourself out there man
>Just decide to be happy instead of depressed hahahah

These anons know the score. Just go fuck hookers user. Find a nice massage parlor with table showers, and you get a nice scrub down, massage, and fucking. Its glorious, and every time I go the girl is pretty fuckin hot.

That is what I am saying I lost my virginity at 16 so it is weird to me that everyone else didn't do that too

Don't feel bad, man.

31yo kv here.

You still have time to figure it out, unlike me.

imhho 16 is too young for a guy to lose his virginity. I'd say 17/18 would be the best age to lose it.

i lost mine at 24 and honestly i think i was doing better shit with my time from the ages of 15-23 than worrying about women. i was getting into good literature and music and developing good work habits and shit that a lot of my peers never did because they were busy chasing that shit.

nowadays i miss lonely nights drinking a bottle of wine by myself writing my "great american novel" and smoking cheap cigarettes and glaring at frat boys and sluts walking around my apartment in the middle of the night ruining my silence.

Have you been turning down all the 5/10 girls in hopes of the 9/10 TurboMeredith?

roam the city streets late at night

your bound to see at least one titty pop out

wow now that i think about it neither have i and im 21 feelsbadman

I guess I was 17 when I lost my virginity but 16 when I first started engaging in sexual activity honestly the years have gone by and I have forgotten I am almost 26 now and high school feels like a lifetime ago

paid for it at 23

Oh wow, you must be the ONLY ONE who is in that situation i feel so bad for just you specifically

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pepperspray and blood

can't believe you haven't been yelled at to gtfo this board yet

Go to a nude life drawing class.

If you do that there is a risk of you seeing dick as well.

I this entire cancerous exchange is a result of fucking normies flooding into our board. Goddamn i wish Jow Forums would fucking shut down for a day or week whenever some omega decides to shoot up a place.

My favorite board is getting cucked now. Fuck this gay earth

This is the average Jow Forums poster in 2018

>now
Jow Forums was destroyed by feels faggots more than 7 years ago and the normalfags that infested the corpse started 3 years ago.

It's not worth responding to, it's typical bait from long before this shithole got flooded with dumbasses who haven't been here for longer than 5 minutes. Most of the people making such comments are normalfag larpers trying to troll robots, and retards respond to them. Now it's hard to tell because of the flood of legitimate newfags, or it could be one big shitposting explosion. Either way it's retarded and doesn't warrant a response.

>tfw the only woman i've seen naked is my mom

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thats sad OP. hope this helps

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Oh user there's one right there! Right there in your post look you must be so excited!

Why does she want to be part of a circus act? Why not just suck his dick immediately? Does she want to be a performing clown?

life isnt a circus act incel

Why is she naked? Is she too hot or something?

Im 19 and never had any close girl friend since primary school because all girls are disgusted by me or fear me. Also small benis no social skills, fuck ton congenital disease. Beat me duude im getting ready for that virgin life maybe offing myself soon

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30yo and counting,

I did it once at 9 though

Have you talked to your uncle since?

Actually i did it with a girl 6-7 yo, she stopped living in my house after a while, never visited her new place in more than 20 years
not sure if she'll remember

Run some earreds for he Tunnel snakes we will get you laid.
we're the Tunnal Snakes, and we rule!

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what your body would smell like after taking a shower them staying at home playing cs for 2.5 hrs, plus kind of pussy smelling

I'm 22 and have never hugged or held hands with a female that wasn't my mother.

I'll do you one worse. The only glimpse I've got of female nudity was accidentally seeing my older sister's hairy cunt due to a series of unfortunate events. Sometimes nothing is better, OP.

Ive ben going on this site since 08 i was 12 then. i lost my v card when i was 14, your time will come just keep living the NEET life

Was she that fat?

No, she's average.

Very original post

I'm a virgin in mid twenties. Seen young female tits of some drunk slut, and when they are in bathing suit its good enough

>Also small benis no social skills
That's entirely your fault, don't blame your penis.

Unless you're waving your tiny peener around in public, your penis size shouldn't have any effect on how you talk to people

Quit making excuses for yourself. Either own up to the fact that you are a beta faggot by choice or stop being a beta faggot

25, never had a girlfriend, kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. I can talk to people well enough but the thought of being with another person in an intimate relationship repulses me. There is nothing that I find attractive about people, even the "higher rankings" like 8/10, 9/10, or so feel like they're not even human on the surface, they look really plastic in my eyes. It goes beyond looks, every person I talk to feels similar to one another. Everyone just feels mundane or unappealing as a whole. If there's more people like me out there, they certainly are enough of a rarity that I haven't found them in years.

It is wrong and sinful that her mouth, her pussy and her behind have not all been pumped full of my cum.

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>23
Haven't had a conversation with a female in 5 years, and the last conversation was with a teacher.

>don't blame your penis

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I get with fat chicks off OkCupid, works for me as I prefer fat chicks

lol same, I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that if I don't fuck by the end of Uni (which I won't) it's over for me

wtf how can that thing even coom

So what. I'm 34 years old and didn't see a naked girl IRL.

>female body
its basically a male body with really bad case of gyno and an inverted dick

>what do naked girls smell like
Hopefully like faintly of perfume, soap & shampoo
If aroused slightly musky/sweaty smelling

Yup, this, just went for my first time by surprise a few months ago. Blew my mind. Seeing shit in person is different.

Absolutely BASED Tunnel Snake poster
Tunnel Snakes Rule!

>20 and only sucked 2 dicks
>technically still had no sex

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These type of posts will never not make me mad.