hi user, the government has deemed you a "high risk" individual and has sent me to be your state sponsored gf...

> hi user, the government has deemed you a "high risk" individual and has sent me to be your state sponsored gf. My name is Anna! What shall we do today?

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Hi Anna. Why're you doing this?

we shall do nothing, you can leave, i reject this government program, like all others

STOP LOOKING ME IN THE EYES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE REEEEEE

For the good of the public ofc. Qts like this volunteer all the time.

What good is a girlfriend with the fundamental incapacity to love? That would just make my situation so much worse.

Go back and tell the government to send me an Asian gf.

Well I will talk to you first and see if we are compatible, if we are and have a mutual bond then that is great. If not, Ill fuck you and then just tell you go away

same here. i'd just feel like she feels sorry for me everyday

FUCK OFF WHORE
I WANT TO EAT MY TENDIES AND PLAY VIDYA
you can stay in the dog house if you want doe

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Weird to think, but that's probably the main reason she would.

Hi sweetie, have you seen my cum bottle collection? You'll be amazed at what 3 year old cum looks like?

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get the fuck out of here and tell the governmen to give me a qt shy NEET girl

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Same thing you can ejaculate from porn. It's not real but the sensation of having a gf would be very similar (ex. going on dates, having someone to talk to, cuddling).

Grin and ask why she asks rhetorical questions

If youre not a virgin fuck off

Hi Anna. I want to examine you. I want to know how you work.

>Hi Anna, I want to examine you.

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Open her up in more ways than the natural ones dear friend. To really study a subject you must remove the veal of skin and flesh

If she would let you do anything, what would you honestly do?
> mfw only want to hold hands and cuddle

The flesh holds no secrets once the skin has been removed.

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Wouldn't 'high risk' individuals be eminently abusive towards their partners?

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Do you wanna hug and play Guilty Gear? I-I have a spare fightstick for you to use if you think pads are for dorks, h-haha.

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I have no desire for a "girl friend" as I will have no sexual or intimate contact with a woman who is not my wife and thus in all likelihood you will be bored and frustrated with me and I will be bored and frustrated with you. If you wish to learn more about Christ and His Holy Church I know of some good online materials and could also point you to some well-educated and orthodox priests, but I ask you now to take your leave and I will now go pray the Rosary so that, God willing, neither of us fall into sin. Go in peace.
Btw, though we know little about St. Anna the Prophetess, being that she is your namesake, I encourage you to read about her.

dumbass you didn't remove any skin at all.

Hmm...too ugly. Tell the government I want a better model.

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honestly all i want is something like JOI from blade runner 2049.

> imagine waking up to this and having this to talk to every day

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Let's spend the day painting minis so we can play Warhammer Tomorrow.

> she eagerly agrees
> then you wake up

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her voice is so soothing fuck i hope science gets on this

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REEEE GOVERNMENT COMMIES GETTING OFF MY PROPERTY

>not a kemololi with a smelly gapable cunny handing me our marriage certificate in senrei bow and a box full of 100 Nezumi commissions

Fuck off and put me back on the watch list.