I have too many questions about this

I have too many questions about this...

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I vaguely remember something about this story being a feminist's answer to men being against abortion.

like why it hasn't been implemented yet?

This is what it is.
It's retarded logic though

Sperm don't develop heartbeats

Like...
How will people tell if somebody masturbated?
Is masturbation exclusive? If so, then it's hypocritical due to other seed-spilling acts, such as blowjobs, anal, and cumshots.

Too many fucking loopholes!

Way to post something years old already, faggot.

Sage

Now that you've mentioned it, this did happen in 2013 or around that time.
I was still shitposting on the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums, back then, when somebody started a thread about it.

That's retarded though. Masturbation is more comparable to having a period. So I would be ok with this law as long as women have to pay a hefty fine for every period they have.

>doing what you want with your own cells is the same as doing what you want with the cells of another individual

Feminism was always a meme

This would actually be the equivalent of fining a woman a hundred dollars if she menstruates

How would they even enforce this?

if that's true her face must be the Auschwitz of sperm cells.

Humanity never cared about improving they only care about gluttony of power

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>he doesn't know about the virgin enforcement squads

>tfw when you're not british and this is impossible to enforce

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>rapist female journalists nod their heads in cow-like agreement

Then shouldn't women be fined every time they have their period by the same logic?

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Shes making fun of anti abortion activists she wasnt serious.

masturbation used to be illegal in puritan America for a long while, it's not exactly a new idea

just another butthurt feminist crying about how fapping devalues her vagina weapon

This would fix society.

There is always someone trying to pass an absurd law to try to prove a point that the legal system is absurd or something. They should make a law that fines people for wasting tax payers money with this kind of frivolous stuff and eating up time that would otherwise be used for these issues they feel are being treated absurdly in the first place.

>force every male to into nofap
>women are in iron chains and human breeding factories are raised from the literal dirt within a week

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But its not even a good analogy. Sperm arent unborn children. Retarded roasties cant even into satire

welp murder is murder

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All men and their semen are female property.

Women should be charged as well for not being a receptacle for the sperm.