When was the last time you had a sit down dining experience with an adult female that wasn't related to you by birth or...

When was the last time you had a sit down dining experience with an adult female that wasn't related to you by birth or marriage?

>Bonus points if she cooked/paid double bonus points if it was vegan

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Last year in August

Several years ago. This only happened once in my life, and it was several years ago.

I met her on Okcupid. We did not have sex, and she weighed alot.

Literally never, feels bad man

I'm 27 years old and I have never and never will have this experience.

>2 years ago.
>i paid.
>it was vegan.
>then we held hands and walked about for a bit and shared a kiss
>then i stopped returning her texts and calls because anxiety caused me to nope out

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Last week with my friend lily. It was friday. She made Shrimp Alfredo pasta. Was good.

Friday. She paid (since I paid for the concert I took her to the night before). Tinder is great if you don't mind wading through a whole lot of incompatible people. It's a bit like wading through millions of shitposts on Jow Forums looking for dank memes.

Was it a special occasion?
at least you got out
were you guys in prison? Not even at family things or work things?
you win this thread
cold or hot?
It better be more than a happy meal - concert tickets are expensive

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never and i don't want to, that sounds boring as fuck

Last night. I live with my married friends and my FWB, so I'm lucky in this regard. Never taking it for granted, either.

>that wasn't related to you
>Not even at family things
neck yourself.

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Back in hs she's a dumb roastie bitch who didn't let me gf her

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>your family don't have friends that are female for you to meet
are you in a cult bro?

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I like this variant.

Chloe were you guys in prison? Not even at family things or work things?

No, I'm just a shy and sheltered person. I haven't been outside in nearly in 2 years and even before this streak I very rarely went out.

why you so cruel user

About ten years ago. First and last time.

It was a hot meal. She told me to come over so when i got there she was almost done. When i finished i went out for drinks with the boiz

Basically never in my life.

Never?
OriganoPepperoni

lmao literally never. doubt it will ever happen either

Sort of. My mom locked me inside and didn't let me go out of the house for 11 years, I missed my childhood and was too messed up to try and even have a good teenagerhood

Lmao god damn bruh she fucked yo shit up

why? are you not interesting? Can you not engage a woman well?
this sounds awkward. or kinky. can't decide which.
did you pay? That's cukshit m8
how can you not go out? Do you live in a rural area with no one around?
Did you kill her and go to prison? Story time!
damn good timing bro
Are you underaged? give it time.
why?
why do you doubt it? Are you gay?
You sound like you aren't a native English speaker. What country are you from that lets a woman lock up her child? I guess some Euro place.

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2004

originally that year

Neither awkward nor kinky really.
I was already roomies with my friends - we're close like family - and recently my FWB moved in with me.
So like two couples living in one house, that's all.

It's probably not what you're picturing, but I grab lunch with coworkers all the time.

I am 31. Last time I did this was in 2009.

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2 days ago

and I'm doing it again tonight

3 years ago with a friend. We ate at Applebees. We were good friends and basically just vented our problems but she became too venty and clingly so I stopped hanging out.

Two weeks ago and I creampied her inside the bar bathroom. Feels like I will be a dad because of that.

A few days ago. One of my course mates (uni) had a surgery and some of us decided to drop by to cheer her up while she's recovering.

Romantically though, never.

Trannies can't get pregnant, dood.

Where I live we kill trannies for fun: the grow ups kill and the children burn the body after soak it with gasoline.
Everyday a tranny or faggot is murdered where I live.

I think it was 2015

>bonus points for vegan
Oooh, absolutely. You see, I've met a reeaally cute trap yesterday. We came to the animal food shop and bought some grain. Then we returned home, mixed it with onions and started eating that shit. After an hour we decided to proceed with our date, put on our fursuits and started yiffing. But I'm also a cuck, you see? So he.. oh, I'm sorry, SHE fucked me in my dirty basedboy ass and made clean his dick from my own shit. Then she called her bull and made me watch them fucking for 3 hours. And after they left I really wanted to play some Zelda on my Nintendo switch before falling asleep with tears on my eyes.
Do you like my vegan diet?

lol edge lord is upon us

Is that in Russia?

November of 2013. I remember it well. I took her to Wendy's.

10 years ago in school.

Fahk. Somebody riled up EdgeLord Supreme.

>wearing coat indoors
NO CLASS

>are you guys in prison?

fuck off. you'll never understand

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About a month ago i finally built up the balls to talk to this girl at my work. She was eating breakfast alone and i asked to join her. Unfortunately she was almost done eating so we only talked for a few minutes. I figured she might stay for a few minutes longer but she rushed to leave so i guess it didnt go that well. I cant tell if she just has the same kind of anxiety as me or if shes just not interested. Shes been confusing the hell out of me.

literally yesterday, she even brought me a Thai ice tea

Yesterday, went out for lunch with a female co-worker. we ate a sub.

Never. I don't eat out nor do I invite women to my house so I don't expect it to happen any time soon either.

It's a prison of your own making, user.

Try talking to her again, dood. She let you join her - that's a good sign. Be positive about this. You don't have to stay here with the rest of these trannies. You can be better than them.

Honestly never
Tfw 21

Yesterday if dining experience means ordering Chinese takeout. She did pay though.

After that first encounter i wasnt sure so for the next few mornings i made sure to get breakfast right before her, giving her the opportunity to join me if she wanted. She didnt sit with me so...message recieved i guess.
I tried creeping on her social media and she seems to be a turbo SJW anyway, so fuck it.

Never.

Very original comment right here.

Athat pic
How can the girl on the left be such a perfect 10?

Nevear

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Went to Nandos with an old fuckbuddy over easter before I went back for exams.

The olives they give as starters are in there are legit

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November. but it led nowhere. It's been more than a year that I'm single. Maybe I should move my ass

Last time?More like never kek.

Literally never and I'm 32

Last week with coworkers

>Onlly male in department

Sometimes I go out with my psycho for a coffee, shes actually hot af, it is fucking sad but I like to talk to her and thats why I pay her money, just to be with her

Yeah me and my gf went out to this little americana place on the corner of the town center, they make their own gourmet pop tarts and alcoholic milkshakes so I got her a little tipsy and full first thing in the morning then rubbed her tummy and fucked her in the ass when we showered together afterwards. Shit was so cash.

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>rubbed her tummy
hnnnnnnngg

3 weeks ago
it was my first date in over 2 years
i thought it went well but i got ghosted afterwards

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Probably 2016 during senior year. With oneitis in the school dining hall. Her only (girl) friend never attended sports class in the afternoon. So I could dine with her sometimes. I dont even remember enjoying it.

2 months ago if 1 on 1 romantic.
Like a month ago if with friends and platonic.

My best friend is a vegan female so my answer is about a month ago and I'll be taking those bonus points as well.

Come to Northeastern coast of Brazil and see it live If you are lucky.

In January

damn...

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Last time my girlfriend came around we had pancakes that she had cooked and snuggled watching some show about huge flat bloaters that are trying to lose weight.

It was a couple years ago, and I was overwhelmed with the feeling of wanting to just get up and leave.

Brazil is a dirty subhuman country. It should be wiped from the face of the earth.

I guess when I was 16 and used to go out to eat with my waifu all the time. I was miserable, she liked attention, and she never gave me a chance.

Literally never once happened. There was an opportunity at work but she preferred staying with the execs as she was quite literally fucking her way to the top at the time.

Today, was cool

Few months ago before we broke up

A few days ago?

Went out on a semi-date with sone chick from class so we could exchange notes. Then I took her out for coffee, talked for abt 3 hrs then paid.

Pretty much it.

I'm pretty attractive and pretty sociable, the only problem is anything intimate, hence kissless virgin