ITT: That kid thread
>that kid who invited the entire class to his birthday only to have 2 people turn up
>that kid who died mid exam
>that emo kid who was doing coke by GSCE
>that mega titted goth girl who fell in with the wrong crowd and now is a feminist who tries to convince women to have abortions if the baby is a male
how fucked up was your school anons?
>how fucked up
they tried to make me commit suicide in gradeschool
shit was fucked up man
>that kid who skateboarded on a roof and fell through a skylight
>coke by GSCE
mate I sniffed coke when I was 13 years old, it's fucking terrible looking back. Fucking adults giving a 13 year old and his friends cocaine
>that kid that sold bootleg firecrackers and fireworks in the school bathroom
Gotta admit, the prices made them all a real bargain.
>That group of kids that broke and disassembled a chair and then threw it from the third floor of school and got away with it.
>that really pretty girlwith opbscenely big tits who was convinced by her "progressive" friends to have a breast reduction, ultimately ruining her life from scars and regret
although shes supposedly getting a boob job to put the size back its only gunna end up with more scars
Curious, are all these stories always from America? I thought I had it bad in my euro shithole but jesus christ, no wonder kids are shooting up schools.
>that kid who got bullied by everybody, had no friends, who ended up beating the shit out of his mom when he got older and got put away for a few years
same user here im from the UK.
kinda shitty country school
>that kid who was punished for having a girlfriend at a non-religious school
>that kid who took photos of his English teacher's ass and got told off by police
>that kid who brought a knife in to stop a bully stealing her money
excellent thread, bumping for more stories
That kid who gave an invitation to everyone in the class to his birthday party apart from you.
>that kid who acted like a clown to make people laugh and ended up not being taken seriously by anyone
>that kid who got pinned down and had dicks drawn on his face during recess
>that kid whose crush fucked a 50 yo teacher
>that kid who once tried a cigarette and almost died
>that kid everyone made buy alcohol/cigs for them because he grew a beard early
>that kid who kept getting spat on
that kid was me
>that kid who got leukemia during the final month of senior year
>that autistic kid that asked out literally every girl in his grade and got rejected by all of them
>that kid that tried to kick open a door but ended up breaking it
>those kids that got caught fucking in the basement of the school
>that kid that did coke in class
there were a lot of them actually
>those kids that got drunk while working on the school play and didnt get caught
high school was fun
>that retarded kid who invited the entire class to his birthday
>dude was retarded, but pretty chill, so like 2/3rd of the entire class showed up + a bunch of other people
>had a pool, so shit was actually pretty fun
>that kid who wore the same hoodie every day
>that kid who never talked to anyone in class
>that kid who drew guns all the time
>that weird kid who always wore a big leather jacket, even in brutal summer heat
>ask him one day how the fuck he's not dying
>opens his jacket, he modified it to hold a ton of cooling packs front and back
>even had a pocket specifically designed to hold a few cans and bottles and keep them cool
>eventually saw him hanging out with the popular kids, who kept him as a walking fridge for their red bull
>that kid who would jailbreak iphones
>always said he could hack them
>tfw he left his ssh password the default "alpine"
I know every school had one of these:
>that kid who worse his slipknot hoodie even in the midst of a heatwave
can someone explain this to me?
>>eventually saw him hanging out with the popular kids, who kept him as a walking fridge for their red bull
Holy crap, that is so fucking weird.
autism
oregon trail
>those kids that got drunk while working on the school play and didn't get caught
That happened in my school too.
>That kid that tried to bur the school by setting his table on fire
>That kid that made a sex tape in the girls bathroom and police got involved
That was me. Bit it was a Cannibal Corpse hoodie
>that kid whose spine was broken in a fight
>that kid who laughed uncontrollably every time he had to present something
>that kid who spent the whole gym period running in circles
Reading all this makes me realise I had a nice band and even boring sometimes high school experience. Nothing like this ever happened at my school really
My condolences user
I'm sorry
What a bloody legend, we needed a fridgeboy at my school
That kid who thought The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secret to the universe and they want to know all this. Some are good some are bad some are a mix. Einstein's physics show us that there are at least 12 dimensions. All the scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying it's a false hologram. The computers are scanning and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe. That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in some computer program, they're proving it all, it's all coming out. Now, there's this sub transmission zone below the third dimension. It's turned over to the most horrible things what it resonates to. It's trying to get up into the third dimension that's just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. Our species is already in the sixth dimension consciously. There is a big war trying to destroy humanity because humanity has free will. There's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil is allowed to contend along with the good. It releases itself racing using human technology to try to take her best minds and build some type of break-away civilization, where they're going to merge with machines, transcend. Breaking away from the failed species of man. Erroneous transmission. Google was set up to build an artificial system or a supercomputer based on neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity. Billions of people wired into the supercomputer replicating human neurons responsive to the worlds median thought. Creating prediction powers of the species, allowing them to create stimuli based on human input, effectively controlling the future and ending human consciousness. We are giving our conscious to this AI system and giving the future to our controllers.
We had the second and fifth kind as well
We used to get drunk in between classes, prolly stunk of hard liquor, breath sure did. But never ever got caught
>that poor kid who everyone bullied and who you later learned was beaten by his father at home too
I saw him going to work one morning in a nice suit with a briefcase. I was happy that he made it, but also sad because I realised just badly I managed to fuck up.
>>that kid who invited the entire class to his birthday only to have 2 people turn up
DELET THIS, YOU'RE MAKING THE BAD MEMORIES COME BACK AAAAAA
>that autistic kid who hated being called a kettle or a train for some reason and everywhere you went you would hear someone say it to him as he was walking past and he'd run away screeching
>that kid that had multiple fractures, bruises and was limping permanently by the end of the semester because he did a lot of high risk sports, did not care about his injuries and acted like a fucking triceratops on crack during a stampede 24/7 for no reason.
>that sociopathic maniac that was the closest thing to the fucking joker without it becoming deliberate.
this kid but with a Slayer Hoodie and an IQ at around 80
I did and still do this with my leather jacket as well desu. its great for keeping yourself cool in warm weather and for keeping beer and steel canteens of water cold
>that quiet extremely good looking kid with really long beautiful hair yet was autistic to the core, preventing him from ever getting a gf.
he also was obsessed with fauna from the Permian and triassic period.
>that kid who was pretty normal exept for one day bringing a skunk or a racoon(can't remember wich) into the school and holding it in the air in front of the classroom with this insane grin on his face.
>that arab kid that was pretty much a chad exept for having a really autistic sense of humor (Laughing uncontrolably at random nonsensical images) and acted autistic on purpose with the rest of us to annoy the popular girls.
my group of friends was fucking weird but atleast we wheren't complete fucking outcasts.
>>that autistic kid that asked out literally every girl in his grade and got rejected by all of them
he never let it get to him either, he just kept on smiling and laughing
>that kid who acted like a clown
Why do people do that? Why do you crave attention so much that you willingly become a clown?
autism and desperate attempt to be liked by your peers from what i noticed.
Mostly failing to realise people are laughing at you and not with you.
This is also correct.
Sounds like a weirdly comfy group, do you guys still hang out together?
>that kid who talked to his imaginary friends all day and threatened to kill himself to blackmail the people that were kindhearted and naive enough to try to befriend him
>that girl who was known for cutting herself but really lightly just for attention
>ends up cutting herself pretty deep once while doing it on the lunchyard
>starts screaming and freaking out
Don't jumbo jugs cause back problems later in life, though? How big are we talking here?
>that kid who invited all his class to have only one (1) person shows up.
I remember telling this guy "t-they are comming r-right, j-just a bit late h-heh" shit was autismus maximus. Then we played fucking chess and watched hitler documentary.
>that kid that had stick insects as pets
>that kid that had a hearing impairment and screamed everything he said with a weird accent
>that girl who took a doll with her in her backpack and whose doll gave of a really eary and menacing feeling
>that girl that got raped in the bathroom stalls
>that fat skanky girl who tought that she was hot shit who was jealous of the girl that got raped
i knew one kid like that, 10/10 for effort but 1/10 for height and 3/10 for face.
that kid was me btw.
I went to a boarding school for autism, they beat us like fucking dogs whenever they got the opportunity, I still have scars on my back.
On the flipside there was quite a lot of gay sex so there's that at least
>that kid who never celebrated a birthday because he was a complete poorfag and nobody in class remembered his birthday except for the teacher who read it in the student's file during role call
Yeah we had that but it was plant or sheep.
He also fucked 60's vintage vacuum cleaners
>That teacher who caved from having a class beyond taming
>That kid who was an Odinist
>That kid who was a Satanist
>Hitler documentary
I would have come, user.
we still all hang around with one another
exept for the slayer hoodie guy who currently lives in the New Mexico Desert in a small 1 story modern house for some reason.
>that fat skanky girl who tought that she was hot shit who was jealous of the girl that got raped
One of the few wam's that wanted my dick in 9th grade, since I defended her once from hecklers. She got preggers a few months later.
>that teacher who had to take a break from teaching so she could go sob in the hallway
>everyone heard her crying through the class room door
>comes back to class with bloodshot eyes
>tries to get us to sit still with a shaky voice
>everyone starts laughing at her
>deadinside.avi
>she ended up quitting that day
This happened to me more than once.
It's fucking horrible to look back on. The ones who caved like that were the ones that actually cared.
Wonder what became of them afterwards.
>that kid who nearly got expelled by a gay jewish balerina
>that kid who was 6'4 and had a beard by sophomore year
>that kid who's group of friends called themselves the "TableReich" because they would claim areas of land and held right wing beliefs
>that kid who worked over forty hours a week
>that kid that was so sleep deprived he consumed over 500 mg of caffeine a day
that kid was me
That story saddens me quite a bit
>that teacher everyone hated because she was a little more strict than the others that had a fucking aneurysm during class and forgot how to read and talk
she didnt deserve it
>that thicc girl in middleschool that went on to be obese a couple of years later
oh wait, that's all of them
>that kid who asks why everyone is leaving the room and they're told it's because they just walked in
>that kid who died mid exam
U fukin wot m8
>that kid who used to live near skinwalker ranch and was obviously traumatized by something and did not tend to sleep a lot
>the jocks that always went to CA during summerbreak
>those hipster immigrants from CA who acted like Reddit incarnate
>that white kid who was best friends with a navajo kid and who often hung out in nature together
They where pretty chill desu, even invited me to come along with their camping trips on a few occations.
>that country girl that was pretty fucking hot.
>that skinny punk girl with a ton of make-up and a purple mohawk who acted like she cared fuck all about anything but was a hardcore conservative at the same time.
>that kid who always wore the same hoodie everyday and smelled like rotten cheese, cheap beer and sweat
Utah is best state.
>that kid who is completely oblivious to the fact that everyone bullies him
>that girl who is loud when she's talking to her friends but when a teacher asked her a question she became shy
>the Muslim kid who used to throw his pe bag into random groups and screach gibberish
>that teacher who got drunk and ranted about Jews during end of year prize giving
>that slutty girl who fucked everyone including the janitor and the downie but not you
I was in the group of kids who had no other group so we had to become friends
>that kid who would hang out by the vending machine and try to leech off of people everytime someone bought something
That's not fucked up, that/s a Jow Forums-mart employee in training.
>That kid that got kicked out for sticking his dick in the mouth of a passed out girl
>Slayer Hoodie and an IQ at around 80
>IQ at around 80
Ah so just an average Slayer fan
>that kid who stared at the fire extinguisher every day, said "IT'S COMING" and laughed
>that kid who was 5'10" that I had a hard time believing was actually a freshman
>that kid that always called me a school shooter or a faggot and smacked my ass with a piece of wood in woodshop
>that kid who failed every project in woodshop
something tells me that you all went to the same fucked up school, are a samefag or atleast all went to a school somewhere in the southwest or westcoast region
>that kid who tried every year to become the class representative and never got any more than 5 Yes from peers. Yep also me btw
>that kid who fought by charging into his target, tackling them and then headbutting them until his opponent gave up
t'was me
but it worked so, i won't complain
>That group of boarders that only smoked weed
>That kid from that group that consistently hot boxed his room
>Those stoner kids who got piss tested (and failed)
>That one stoner kid who got piss tested and passed with piss he brought in a coke bottle
>That kid that bought drugs off the darkweb and had it sent to their boarding room
i did it to hide my skinny arms
School in the us is pretty shitty everywhere. I went to a very high ranked, rich hs (public) in the northeast and it was still a bit shit
you know what ? fuck this kid, fuck this poorfag. Nigger would call you a jew if you didnt gave him half. fuck fck FUCKKKKK THIS KIIIIIIID
>You
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>that kid who knocked out a Syrian refugee student
>that kid with anger issues who'd throw chairs across the classroom
>that kid that got expelled for slapping the French teacher's THICC arse
>that gay kid that got bullied out of school
>that fat kid with no friends who tried to rape his mum 1 month after graduation
>that kid who drawed really bad furry porn during class and never showered
>that black kid that dressed like ash ketchum every day of high school
>starts getting called black ketchum
>nobody even knows his actual name
>that kid that had snot dripping from his nose all he time
>that kid who's personality is like gokus
>those kids that were stoned every day
>that kid that got his arm broken by punching someone in the head
>that genius kid that gets perfect scores with zero effort
>that kid who couldnt even befriend the literal mentally-retarded kids who drifted from being bullied to entirely ignored even by teachers
>actually paying attention to whats going on around you at school
>not withdrawing into a quasi catatonic autistic state for the better part of the five years youre there because its so fucking horrible
>literally so Chad that youre in a position to look down on other classmates
Gtfo normies
> that kid who listens to music while playing games and types the lyrics out
>those emo kids that hung out in the middle of the common area
>those emo kids talked about how awful their life was in uooer white middle class Georgia
>Those kids who talked about leaving after high school but stayed.
>that kid who watched hitler speeches, wunderwaffe documentaries, and hearts of iron 4 lets plays in class
>that kid who used to bully the autistic kid during cooking class only to get chased down the hall by a knife wielding autist.
Cooking class? What school has a cooking class?
> The posh girl who ate pussy for cash despite being rich
> The boy who got his testicles severed when climbing a spiked fence
> The weedy kid who got crushed by a vending machine and turned into a pancake
> The fat boy who'd eat anything
something tells me you're kind of dumb. there are tons of Aussies and Slavs and canucks and Brits here too
Your school did not have a Home Ec. class? No wonder why no one knows how to cook.
any good school has a cooking class
like every highschool in australia
Holy shit third was exactly me in highschool.
>hearts of iron 4
Honestly that's the worst part
That one kid who got molested by his uncle
That one kid who fucked the teacher
That one kid whos memes were so intense people would do anything to get
That one conservative who got in a debate with a libtard teacher and won
>the group of kids who were together because they had no other group
>tfw I was excluded from even this
Feels okay man
>Hoi4
Shit reddit-tier taste, and also a relatively new game so I suspect you're underage&
I was "that kid" all through school.
I was...
>that kid who went to war with authority in every class, every year
>that kid who learned to pick locks not to steal but just to show he could
>that kid who never bathed, ever
>that kid who read and constantly quoted philosophy texts
>that kid who was despised by every teacher
>that kid who never backed down from a fight, no matter how big or how many he was facing, and spent his teens with a never-ending rotation of black eyes and split lips
>that kid who wasn't invited to the prom or graduation
>that kid who found all the hidden rooms and elevator shafts sealed behind the walls and forgotten
I'm nearly 50 now and I'm still "that kid" as I wrestle my way across the battlefield of life
>that kid who bit the head off a pigeon.
>that kid who won junior photographer of the year and voided photography
>that kid who bought Vodka to school and drunk it from a brown paper bag.