I need help Jow Forums
I just made tinder and i have been pretending to act like chad
and there is this girl that wants to fuck
we've been sexting for a few hours and i've realised she the most stereotype slut stacy out there
I wanne fuck her tomorrow but i'm scared shitless that she will realise i'm a beta virgin
pretending to be chad while texting is easy, but how do i act when we meet ????????
I'M FREAKING OUT R9K I DON'T WANNE MESS THIS UP
Literally tell her this story, it's fucking funny. Unless she's a completely mean-spirited cunt she'll laugh and want to show you a good time. Plus I think we tend to think women are far more normie than they appear, she'll find this kind of self-deprecation amusing.
Not kidding here, just be open.
Maybe she's just pretending to be a stacy
Get drunk and get her drunk.
If the sex sucks she'll put it down to the fact that you were drunk, not that you're a beta virgin.
Dude, you got her this far, keep acting the same way until it's over with
Oh yeah, and find some activity for you guys to do. My biggest mistake was going on a date with nothing to do, unless you're meeting at her house or something. Which actually means she already wants your cock.
Whatever you do, DON'T think about your mother when you're about to fuck.
Don't,
Consider the side of the universe. Just think about that for a second.
Now think about your social interaction to come. It's meaningless. Calm the fuck down.
This, OP has nothing to lose, he should just act like a turbo Chad for a couple hours, see where things lead
Thnx bro bots
she asked me to come over to her place
and she isn't a pretend stacy, she asked if wass open for a devils three way
I said no andI lied and said i prefer fucking 2 girls
>(i have never had sex before)
god dammit user
don't tell me that
Fuck mate, I think your in over your head on this one, but go with the flow and report back tomorrow with the results under a trip
worst case scenario is that you will have a funny story to tell, go for it
I'll report back tommorow bro bots
OP will deliver
I'll even give you nudes
Maybe get a bit buzzed on your date, to the point where you actually feel comfortable but not too drunk. That could actually prevent you from getting/maintaining a boner from experience. Practise your moves and thrusting on a pillow or whatever. The biggest trick behind sex is stamina. I was shocked at how hard it is to keep a position going for a bit. But in the end you could just lay there while she goes on top. As long as you get your dick in, the rest really doesn't matter. Unless you have actual feelings for her ofcourse. Also look up everything you can about foreplay. one hint I can give you is the "come hither motion", look it up. Make her cum buckets before even fucking, and it won't matter much if you're a virgin or not.
FUUCK OOOF CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thnx for the advice, i'll give it my best shot
We've been sexting for a while now, and i've come to realise she wants me to hit her
how do I know how hard to hit?
can you screenshot the sexts?
Keep on larping as Chad. She might buy it.
Until she loses consciousness
They love that
it's in my native language
that is not english
I can translate some stuff and type it here if you want
I hope I don't lose my spagethi before i'm inside her
Have you sexted before with anyone else?
Stand her up.. Trust me
why should I?
I don't wanne be a virgin forever
I can't even text like a Chad, your lucky. Anyway just tall like you did while you were texting, even if you do release that your a beta then who cares you don't know her.
No this is retarded advice, women only find self-deprecation funny if you're attractive, and if you're attractive they'll find everything you say 'funny'.
drink some whiskey before meeting her but not too much
EDIT: Except that last part, being open is good.
A date is going well as long as you keep making her laugh.