Femanons, you have 10 seconds to explain why I shouldnt beat the fuck out of you

Oh, anonette
This made me sad
Well... more sad

Talk to the hand femoid.

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When puberty came all I got was greasy hair, periods, and acne. No hips, no ass, no tiddies
Everyone made fun of me, called me puller.
By the time I was 16 lots of guys, especially the ones who were uglier, weaker, and smaller, started pushing me, then tripping me, pulling my hair.
My mom went shopping and dropped me near a craft store so I could get yarn. I am walking to the store and two kids from school see me and tell
>puller!
And run over
They are laughing and mocking me, the start shoving me.
Out of nowhere this Deep, booming voice says
>what are you two doing?
And out of nowhere is this man. Tall, broad shoulders, well dressed, striding (only time I have seen someone stride) towards us, he face so stern it froze me
>what do you boys think you are doing? Beat it!
His voice was so deep it made me feel funny, hard to describe.
They ran off. He was right next to me. He smelled REALLY nice, and he looked about 30 or so. He looked down at me (I did not grow from puberty, either) and said
>are you OK, Miss?
No one ever called me miss before, it was weird. I said I was. He asked if my parents were around, walked me to the store, and told me to take care, all in that voice.
In the 10 years since that is still the most concern a man has ever shown me.
I still fantasize that he was my dad and that he kept me safe and taught me how to be brave

Can you be my gf instead then?

But what if I like it? Orig

Back off virgin, I know aikido

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It's fine really, he doesn't anymore. Well not properly.

That's really adorable.

I 4m teh cutsies ;3 nd I habe teh epik b00bz0rz

because women are a cross between a man and a child. they aren't as witty, they let emotions fly off the handle, they can't recognize the absurdity in a situation they created, you aren't allowed to prove them wrong lest they get shitty on you. but most importantly, they're frail and their only weapons are vile words or honorless acts.

Can you pretty please beat me up a little femanon?

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it would be really quite unprovoked, i'm a bit short so i tend to just try to be polite to random people, cant really remember the last rude thing ive done to anyone.

i could cook you some food, im pretty good at that usually.

Because you literally can't lol

Short
Can cook
How mentally and emotionally stable are you?

a fair bit, i think. sometimes get a bit sad being by myself so i just cuddle up to my cat.

i think the last time i cried was last year when i spent fucking ages cooking pizzas and i got home thinking one was in the fridge, but mum ate it.

how do you know if you are mentally unstable?

i sometimes get mild enjoyment seeing people hurt themselves, but i think thats normal

Lol "fembots" finding bfs even in threads about beating up all the roasties. The absolute state of Jow Forums.

...why are you here? Shouldnt you be bearing Chads spawn?

If you don't know why you are wrong in your views, that's just one more reason to not be shy about killing you with my hands if you attacked me

i like feeling better about myself by seeing sad people, i reallllllllly like the humour, whenever i joke about stuff in rl people just think im being really rude about people, like random famous people having shit happen to them.

also think ill wait a bit before having kids with someone, until i finish uni and get a good job so i could leave if they turn into a wife-beating nutcase and i have no job to turn to.

that and im really emotionally unattached to people in the sense that nobody would ever think i liked them, whenever someone shows they like me i get scared and just become more casual-friendly.

I haven't done anything to deserve getting beaten

Is that you, penguin of doom?

You can't.
I don't have to convince you of shit. I'm wearing a fucking bath robe and I guarantee even if you were standing in the living room here with me you couldn't do shit because you're weak. Physically and mentally. I bet you can imagine a bit of how good it must feel to be stronger and better than another person, but the fact that you have to single out females tells me how useless you would be in a fight. Have you been in a real fight? I grew up in meth-riddled Nowheresville, USA and I've been in fist fights with both males and females. I grew up with an abusive dad and fought with my brother. I could take ten times the punches you could and still get up.

Anyway, you'd have to go through my boyfriend first.

>I could take ten times the punches you could
you'd be down in one, whore. fuck off

I would literally like to challenge you.
I would bet money that I could take down most of the male posters on this board. Have any of you trained in any form of martial arts, self defense, or weaponry? Other than watching anime, I mean.

That's right, you haven't, because you don't do shit with your lives. Women learn self defense because men are disgusting so we have more catalyst to be good at it.

It doesn't hurt that I'm also 5'11" so you'll have to be a non-manlet to even reach.