Visit parents house

your sister sounds really fucking hot desu

Alright lads, in the wake of whats happened recently and the fact that r9k may get the axe. I am trying to decide if I should try to ascend to normiedom, I am hopeful for r9ks stay as this is the only place where I feel as if I can relate to others.

But, in the wake of r9ks bitter end, I will probably end up having to become a normie, unless; there is some other place that is like r9k.

>inb4 get called a faggot for saying r9k will probably end in the wake of these current events with the peaceful truck.

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If tomboys are your type she is ideal. Pretty good cook too, only issue is that she is ridic. stubborn.

go get your own thread
can i get your sister's number?

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>44929985

Thought I made my own thread

Looks like the normiedom thing is impossible if I cant even make a thread.

Please tell me you meant to make a thread and your intentions weren't to make a reply in this thread.

Yep, sorry for being a tard.

Its hard to say no to quads
She has no whatsapp though
+491733576538

Wow. A Kraut. It's gonna be Dresden all over again.

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Okay it just confused me.
This is getting fishy. You may as well post a pic.

>I dont know but ever since she tackled me, drenched in sweat, two years ago I want nothing more than her to forcefully grind her sweaty firm ass on my face.
Godspeed OP. I sincerely hope you get beat up by your little sister in a sexual fashion.

Your capital looked better back when it was bombed daily by the Luftwaffe than it does today.

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I dont understand the dresden reference

Not like he can do much with her number but call and text and get his heart broken, a pic might be scary since my cousin is a degen who I wouldnt be surprised if he browsed this board

I would literally trade my remaining life for 10mins between her cheeks

You're right. On the other hand, Berlin looked better when it's women were being raped by the soviets than it does today.
Does she even speak english? I want to contact her, but I'll probably get a burner phone first.

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Yes her english is quite good

just get her furious, should be easy if she is stubborn. She will beat and hump you, enjoy

I'm sad to admit that you are also right.

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but is she into turbomanlet neets with slightly above average dicks

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this board is strangely exciting

shit... I'm a degenerate

The manlet part might be tough, altough I have no clue what her preferences are since I nwver saw her with a dude

Ask her. Try and set her up with me. I'm only 18.

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>I would literally trade my remaining life for 10mins between her cheeks
Please describe the scenarios that you'd like to experience with her in detail. I think I don't speak for only myself when I say that we'd like to hear about them.

This is a lewd thread indeed

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Taking her virginity is the will of allah.

>tfw no where near user's sister so my chances are in the negative

Holy fucking shit post some creep pic you fucking pussy and share with us

>vagina bones

I like to call it "cunny arrows"

>2018
>no whatsapp

>vagina bones
Excuse me?

cmon user i really wanna cuck you and breed your sister. the eternal anglo never rests.

Koakuma kunny arrows

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>little sister and I were messing around just being dorks
>she runs up the stairs and I follow after her
>for some joke (don't remember what it was) she lifts her shirt up to middle of her torso
>her shorts are loose so they're hanging low and I see the top of her panties and her vagina bones very clearly, plus a bit of her bra because im still on the stairs, lower than her
>we both kinda realize she just showed me a little more than she intended
>sit there like that for a few seconds looking at each other
>she drops her shirt and continues on like nothing happened

Interesting moment

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Fuck, I've made a huge mistake.

What part of the country? I know this is a roleplay thread but I'm curious.

Koakuma kunny you sure have

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I managed to make her bully me a few times but nothing too lewd to far. I did manage to grab her warm underwear a few times after he training.

she doesnt facebook or instagram either, wonderful isnt it?

I gave u her number the rest is up to you, if you manage to hit gold sent them to me

but i don't know how to seduce women.

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>random number from person in another country calls op's sis
>h-hey will you be my gf?
>how'd you get this number?
>y-your brother

no goddess of war mommy gf

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Koakuma kunny we're back up

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You're either a retarded brother.
Or a gay dude wanting dom porn chats.
I'll go with the latter

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hey man, all i want is a qt tomboy gf. i want to rub my body up against her tight, sweat-drenched temple of a body.

If you act awkward and not charming enough, OP can play it off that he gave her number to some loser at school and he'll get the play bulling he wanted.

yeah but then i dont get to be intimate with a LEGAL girl