I feel like dog shit stooping this low, but i'm gonna get straight to the point, I'm in a really...

I feel like dog shit stooping this low, but i'm gonna get straight to the point, I'm in a really, really bad time of need.
Is there any richfags out there who can do anything to help me? I fucking hate begging and i don't wanna sound desperate,
long story short i am so severely fucked.
I've 22 and i'm a fucking loser, i've been going to community college for years and failing out because i just can't fucking find the motivation or the energy to get up in the morning, and i've been working shit jobs and it's just not enough. right now i'm a line cook in a shitty local restaurant making about 600 a month, and delivering chinese food and making like 700 a month doing that, but i'm beyond neck deep in bills. somebody hit my car and ran and a cop saw, so my insurance skyrocketed and i'm paying 340 a month for car insurance, 290 for the car payment, 90 for a phone which i wanna fucking get rid of, 400 for rent in a shitty little apartment, and i have parking tickets from delivering stacked to the fucking ceiling. i got pulled over for going fucking 80 in a 65 so i have to pay that ticket, my parents don't make shit because they're high school dropouts with dead end jobs, i wasted my money on a bitch months ago.

i've been eating nothing but potatoes and fries and bread and i'm feeling so sick i can't even focus, and i've already realised my dreams and hopes are crumbling under my feet

i can't afford tuition, i can't afford my car, i can't afford my bills. i'm in such bad fucking debt and its driving me insane, i would literally do fucking anything for a couple hundred dollars right now, i'm trying desperately to find a 3rd shitty wagecuck job

is there anyone out there who can please fucking help me on paypal

i understand and know most people are gonna say to fuck off, and that i got myself in this mess, but i can't even get on my feet when i owe everything i make, it's a spiral thats impossible to get out of and i just wanna fucking die
can anyone please help

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>has a car payment
>gets speeding tickets
It's like you want to be poor.

i'll take anything, ideas, if anyone can loan me money, if anyone needs help typing anything or if anyone needs help with literally anything i can do online, if you know where i can get money.

i'm not gonna be able to make my rent or my car payment, and i know i'm gonna end up on the streets.
i know i sound fucking pathetic but i just need some help to get back on my feet, i just wanna finish school and have a few dollars in my pocket and figure out what the fuck to do. there's alot more to this and if anyone wants to talk about it one on one i'd really appreciate it

please help me out fellow robots. i've been trying my best but i'm at a point that i just can't make this happen, i'm gonna end up homeless

NOBODY gets pulled over for 80 in a 65, idk if you have interstate highways like that around you, but the minimum is pretty much 75, people were buzzing past me going 85-95, it was just shit luck from an asshole state trooper

going 65 in a 65 or even 70-75 is almost a hazard with the way people would be driving around you, and i was gonna be late for work

Why would anyone give you money if you're just going to donate it to the west bumfuck highway patrol? Get your own money, and stop breaking the law.

i will do anything, thinking about going to some gay club and sucking dicks in the bathroom for a few dollars if i can, i really have no options left. tried begging on the street and i got about $14 in change and a couple singles and a five

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i'll pay that with my own money and i have months to pay it, i'm just worried about the bills more than anything. idk if you drive but 80 in a 65 is perfectly acceptable, literally nobody goes

Are you tied to living where you are user?

and i've been getting my own money its just not enough

How do we know you're going to responsibly use and/or save money you get when you get speeding tickets and can't make a commitment to something as simple as community college?

yes and no. its beyond complicated. my goal is to get to germany, and i really needed and wanted to get there by the end of may but i have 0 skills. i wanna pay for trade school over the summer and learn something thats in demand there, but i just can't afford it, and germany doesn't want a fucking loser line cook delivery boy community college dropout

user, just lay out all of your expenses and exactly how much money you make. If you do that, maybe we can help you budget all your stuff better.

I think what you need to do is take into account every penny you have and every penny you spend, get rid of what you dont need. Maybe live with parents or friends for a little bit and pay $200 in rent instead of paying $400 on a shitty apartment? Just type out all your expenses user

i can prove it to whoever wants to help, i'll stay in touch with you for every word of the way with receipts and photos and whatever else. the debt is what keeps me up at night and then i fuck up in class, and that was the only speeding ticket i've ever got and it was just shit luck. i always drive responsibly

Sorry I don't have money for you user, but if you're having a hard time and are willing to move you can work seasonally in national parks/ski resorts across the us that pay for your housing, food while you work for them until the end of summer. It's pretty easy to save up 7 grand or so and you could leave in enough time to go to school or whatever. Jobs are a dime a dozen. Typing this while looking at the grand teton mountains drinking coffee, life is comfy.

Very sorry to hear that man. Unironically sell crack or invest in memecoins. What have you got to lose? Either way, stay safe and good luck dude.

Do you even speak German?

thanks man.
its around 1300 a month earned from both jobs,

340.60 / car insurance
290.00/ car payment
so that's 630,
then gas i use about $10 a day so thats 300
so were at about 930,
90 for the phone which i wanna get rid of, but stuck in a plan, so thats 1020
400 in rent is 1420
food i spend about 4-6 dollars a day so that brings me to i guess 150 a month
1570

my insurance was cheaper when i first started doing this and so was the rent, and my hours got cut at the restaurant, before i was making about 1700 and the bills were about 1200-1300

rent is due on the 11th, i get paid cash every day though. i sold the muffler off of my car for 200 on craigslist and sold my ps3 to gamestop for the last one

> the debt is what keeps me up at night
Why would anyone lend money to someone to cover their debts? Debt is a loan you chose not to pay back, isn't it?

thanks man that sounds really solid, do you need any qualifications? where exactly do you find these things? national park websites?

was trying to look into the cryptocurrency thing but i'm too stupid for that shit and have nothing to invest, have about $17 dollars right now

trying my very hardest, i study from about 10pm-4am but im not the sharpest tool in the shed so it takes me a long time

If you don't speak German, chances are you won't get a job in Germany unless you already have one arranged.

Fuck off we are full. Seriously why does the whole world expect us to pay for them?

None at all. They would take you in a heartbeat. I get every job I apply for, I've been doing this for going on 3 years. And if shit happens, you're pretty much at the exact same spot. But they're easy to promote if you want to stick around. Changed my life. Coolworks .com should have everything you need.

>i wasted my money on a bitch months ago.
You'll get no sympathy from me OP. Maybe try selling your asshole on craigslist if you're rhat desperate or jerking off for fat old guys on cam.

If you're going to do it this next month is honestly the best time, everyone from Alaska to Hawaii is hiring like crazy. But there is positions available all summer, it's really more of a decision where you want to work.

i see where youre coming from man, but not exactly, when i say debt i mean the bills are coming up and i just cant even come close to affording them

i don't even have health insurance

I don't have any money to give either, I'm afraid. But you gotta drop that car user. Does your city have a bus? Even small cities usually have some sort of public transit. Even if it's super shitty, that's what you're going to have to do. The car is bleeding you dry.

Do you know where you could get drugs? You could flip an ounce of pot for a couple of hundred profit if you know enough people. Alternatively you could go on the deepweb and buy $200 worth of molly, capsule it up and sell it for about $800, but that requires you know...effort.

>speeding tickets
15 year olds can drive the speed limit
>wasted money on a bitch
Moron
>400$ for an apartment
That cheap? Where do you live?
>90$ A month for a phone
Get a shitty flip phone. My payment for it was 20$ A month.

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You need to join the military and do something technical then get out and live as cheaply as possible on your savings. From what I see you are going to spend the rest of your life wagecucking.

Nice Try Pajeet. You won't scam out of a single penny. Even though I made a shit ton through crypto during the recent pump.

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Verpiss dich wir sind voll.

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>i dodnt learn any skills
>i cant park in a fucking guest spot
>i cant abide by the speed limit
>waah help me please

fuck you moron

sell your car, join the military. sounds like your only choice desu.

Best answer ITT. Not only will this unfuck your life, but it might actually give you a decent shot at moving to Germany since the US Army has a fairly large presence there. Browse the Jow Forums military enlistment general if you need more info. If that doesn't work out for you, pick up a trade.

Go to paid survey sites like swag bucks and you can make 10 bucks a month from taking surveys. Go to multiple sites and you can make an extra 30-40 dollars once a month from taking limited paid surveys.

People in your area must be really shitty tippers. I deliver for a pizza place and make around 2700-3000 a month doing 5 hours a day.

maybe get a bicycle and bus pass
your car is costing you money at this point esp with the tickets.
also try to cut your phone bill.
also, even if it's hard try to at least eat as decent / healthy as you can.

post this flyer in real life, prove it with pictures, and I will send you Ethereum or Bitcoin

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