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desperately sad

First for never posted in /britfeel/ before but lurk here all the time for comfy britbot feels.

what happened lads why were we off again

jesus christ no wonder normies are thick, this is my brain after getting drunk once per week for three months

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some debt, irreparably fucked credit, name has been tarnished by being used in dodgy businesses(that one wasn't me, i had my data phished). Generally shit is just fucked

>some debt, irreparably fucked credit
don't spend money you don't have
>name has been tarnished by being used in dodgy businesses(that one wasn't me, i had my data phished).
change your name lad

Alright, lads. I binge ate again today. I can't seem to help myself. Heroin would be a better addiction.

a jihad VANNED some people in canada, then Trudeau covered it up as an Incel from r9k with this atrociously fake tweet. Now everyone see's r9k as a global threat

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Engineering is very COMPLEX.

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i know that but i've already done the damage. I was stupid

Evenin' lads, how we all doing after a few hours without our beloved /britfeel/?

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Any of you lads watching the snooker? Seems a very comfy sport to me. Crowd is quiet, matches last forever. Sure a couple of the players would be robots if they weren't loaded.

cant remember where i put all of them since there were some contractors down there doing work but keep an eye out laddy, would be nice if you got some pictures and brought them back here

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Today my dad tried to convince us that there were no planes involved in 9/11.

I watched some anime and a movie. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. Very funny.

how do those theodolite doohickeys work

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS LAD

>them since there were some contractors down there doing work but keep an eye out laddy, would be nice if you got some pictures and brought them back here

I'll have a look lad.

Yeah I'm watching. World Championship coming around is my fave time of the year

Hate to break it to you lad, but your dad might be a brainlet

I played ptsb2k while Jow Forums was down, my arm hurts

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test to see if this cunt is finally wortking

Living in Sheffield is great. Going to the crucible tomorrow night to watch live, then again on Sunday.

Sounds cosy lad, never heard of the film. Might have to give it a try sometime. Been playing a bit of FTL myself, keep dying though. Very bad at it.

I feel retarded again.

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He asked why there wasn't a plane shaped hole in the building as well. Bit concerning really.

why the fuck do these serves keep shutting down? it is pissing me off so much.

How do I into football lads. Why do BT make it so hard to get BT Sport without a contract. Sky have it right with the sports pass on NOW TV. I know there's pirate streams but most of em look shite on my big tv.

next time im in town (possibly tomorrow night) ill get one or two around town, probably just outside the centre and let you know exactly where they are

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IF Jow Forums GOES DOWN AGAIN BUNKER UP IN BRITFA.GS

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what was up with it, was it all dry?

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do you see any of the Asian players? they are all based in Sheffield and go the Star Academy to practice

I never thought I would see the day that "Chads and Stacies" were being talked about on the national fucking news. Thought we had peaked at pepe in the US election, but no. Whatever next? Spurdo? Apu? Some absurd greentext?

>Jeremy Cuntbyn refuses to leave labour despite being hated by his own party members
>incapable of solving anti semitism
>calls for a tory mp to resign
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still have not figured it out myself. the football is on so many channels and i am not paying loads of money a month to watch a few games of football. i do watch football on stream but half of the time i miss some of the match because the streams starts going to shit.

its all about money now

good song desu
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The basics of operation - they're able to establish a station point based on a surveyed or inputted Cartesian Co-ordinate. But how they physically work - God knows. I only know how to operate them. I think the general gist is they're light signal transmitters + receivers. Very (very) cleaver bits of kit.

Chink moot cost cutting probably

I meant to ask yesterday if there was a britfeel discord (which ISN'T full of larping homos)

Why does crona seethe at 'normies' when he is one?

hope ur doing well lads, welcome back

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Do so lad. I'll post 'em up. I'll even sign 'em. Leave it near Moon Under Water please.

I used to work in town and met Ding once. Pretty nice guy to be honest. Very quiet and seemed a bit shy. This was a few years ago though.

Also met hendry, Steve Davis, Ken Doherty and Matthew Stevens at various times. Hendry is a nice bloke, completely different from how he came across when he was playing.

The thing about is I don't mind paying 50 quid a month for sky sports and bt sport if I can afford it but bt have it so it's impossible to get it without talking out a phone contact or broadband

good to be back. i'm doing pretty alright thanks. hope you're feeling the same or better

yeah hendry always said it was a mind games thing that he came across like he did

i can't complain lad, all the best

IT IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL. I HAVE HAD TO RESORT TO OMEGLE BECAUSE OF MY LONELINESS.

I AM IN TEARS LADS THIS IS WRONG SO WRONG THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN

Is it over yet lads? Is it safe to come out of my hiding hole?

Very chatty if you meet him (well, he is if you're a snooker nerd like me). Had a good chat with him about the game. I think he was just always hyper-focused on winning when he was playing, which may have made him look a bit aloof.

Might have a cup of tea honestly
Maybe a coffee though
Perhaps both

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Actually the remarkable thing is how little the media have pinned on "the infamous hacker Jow Forums" I seriously thought it would get nasty.

at this time? you absolute unit

you mean those angry aliens that landed?, nah they're still here

why not mix them have a cofea

Goodnight, everyone, hope Jow Forums's poundland servers get upgraded soon, this is taking the absolute piss.

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you done this didn't you? you and your rat boyfriend hacked the serves and shut it down. please stop it. please i am begging you. i cant take losing this site. i am in aggony please stop it right now.

That's so witty.

I'm into snooker as well. I always find if I meet people I have great admiration for like musicians for example I generally dont like to ask them about their day job so to speak simply because they get asked about that stuff all the time and I have far better conversations just about general life because no one asks them stuff like that

Creator of the Sagiri character here, ask me anything

>construction worker VIP

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who is your favourite britfeel personality?

Imagining injecting some whores bolt on tits with brown sauce

your gloves are GAY

>ask me anything
you alri lad?

fucking tramp (original)

>VIP
more like VIPoo

>Old photo from the last time you earned money, over a year ago.

I get that...i just fanboyed a bit when I met Stephen Hendry cos I've been watching snooker for 25+ years and he was the absolute king when I was growing up. To be fair to him he was happy to chat for a bit (met him in a queue at Costa coffee) and didn't seem at all put out by me babbling at him a bit.

>tfw my phone was in for repair so couldn't get a photo with one of my all time sporting heroes.

not been following britfeel for a while, how come you got sacked?

Love a bit of DM friend

Yes

warrington winwick junction possibly?

Mark Williams and John Parrot are doing an exhibition really close to where i live so I wanna try and get down there

LOL you said Poo!

We need to get britfeel on the news for its outstanding efforts to support the mentally ill

i'm new can anyone please explain what britfeel is?

hello everyone, neet here that lurks, wish you all well.

why did you make me cri
I thought I had a fren

It's a place for british lads to post feelings.

Bonkers, aren't I?
Very good
Though I bet this would taste like absolute shit desu
Mayhaps.

Do it. JP is hilarious and Mark Williams always comes across as having quite a dry, deadpan sense of humour. Would probably be a funny evening.

Who'd you reckon will win the WC? Opened up a bit with Selby going out. Also Robertson and Murphy gone. Can't see past Ronnie to be honest.

Got to wear gloves.
I love the fact I can dress, look and smell like a tramp but still earn silly money.
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No. From today.
I punched my manager in the face.
Maybe. Or maybe not.

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WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>No. From today.

That's a lie.

>I punched my manager in the face.

And that's another lie.

Two lies in one post. Very sad mate.

A loving community we come to laugh, vent, troll, be bent, create a meme, pitch a tent, and a place you don't belong sunshine

>Mayhaps.

I know it is you. I have documented everything, stop trying to ruin my life. BTW stop taking the serves down because you know this is all i have.

looks like winwick, i know it from when we used to sneak into arpley yard to paint trains when i was a little graffiti fag

why not make 2 brews, 1 coffee, 1 tea, then have a sip of each and mix them
or
just have a hot chocolate and coffee mix. hot cofflate. bonus points for if you crush a flake over the top

i mean if its ronnie, higgins or williams against anyone else in the final then my bet would be on them

You drinking tonight sp? Planning to get wasted myself, but I'm a little tired Desu.

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Only person I can see stopping Ronnie is Ding (if he can overcome his final match nerves).

To civil engineer user - Why do you call yourself a civil engineer when you're clearly just a site engineer?

Its been 30 mins since i messaged my tinder match and she hasnt replied
>tfw no gf forever amirite lads
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I drank all my rum on the weekend and I've been too scared to go to the shops recently.
You could just have a can or two then go to bed. That's always a nice feeling.

i am shocked and appalled

lad do you go on /147/ on /sp/?

Fuck it all fuck this world. Fuck everything that it staaaands for don't belong don't eat shit don't give a shit

T. Insecure Scea setting himself up for a response

he lies about almost everything to make himself look better

>just have a hot chocolate and coffee mix. hot cofflate. bonus points for if you crush a flake over the top

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