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gayest picture I had on my laptop edition

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*unzips*
Are you ready for perfection?

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And just like all of us he is all alone, thought we had a secret pact to always use couples in the OP. Guess I was wrong, like usual.

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well he's being tickled by someone, so he's not alone.

it's just that, the guy i like is only free to talk at certain times, so if i miss him when he says hi it's possible that i won't be able to talk to him until the next day.

>tfw you fall asleep during a phone call with him
>wake up a couple hours later and he's still on call and excited to talk to me
>says i sleep quietly and that its a good thing
he's the best
i made it

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>tfw no NW UK boyfriend

it's at least more masculine than the anime cuteboi shit so I support it

I'm happy for you user.
Stay faithful to your bf.

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There's too much
>draw girl
>call it boy
posted here

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different countries or just weird schedules, i'm sure he understands the situation, thse thing happen in ldr

please be in chester originally

wait, that was always armor?

t. never watched dbz

of course i will
he makes me so happy and i'd never cheat
i just wish i was with him right now

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i fully agree. this dude is flaming and still manages to be a dude with no nipples i like nipples

The passion will die eventually. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Lucky bf. Best of luck to you two.
I wish I had someone too.

friendly reminder to all of you in this thread

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the honeymoon phase never lasts forever, but you can still care about and want to be with someone outside of it

FUCK OFF DUDE. I'm SO FUCKING SICK of you people coming in here just to fucking BRAG, you're a piece of SHIT and I hope he comes to his senses and fucking LEAVES you.

Sure. It's completely different though, and you constantly yearn for that former euphoria.

Does anyone here listen to Kino? youtube.com/watch?v=ap-rhNefnGM

not the user you are responding too but:
I hope you will find someone too and be happy user.

i like the idea of a more mature relationship like that, though.

what language? it doesn't sound terrible but he could reciting the recipe for scrambled egss for all i know

Cool album cover. Looks like Factory Records art

I do too. But like many ideas, the reality doesn't quite meet up to the fantasy.

so you believe a relationship can't work past the first couple months?
That's sort of pessimistic thinking

different counries yeah, he's in CR and im on the east coast
it sucks but i don't mind staying up a little bit.

I wouldn't be here if I thought that was possible, you fuck off too asshole.

if you weren't so angry all the time, it might be more
possible

It can and does. It's just not the same.

Russian, here's the lyrics: www.russmus.net/song/7240
I always liked it too.

cool, how did you guys meet?

>he's in CR

Czech? Sounds hot. Post his nudes.

I don't expect it to be
you can always improve yourself so you feel like you don't need to be here

I'm not angry all the time, only when someone shoves their happiness and success with relationships down my throat. The rest of the time I'm just withdrawn and extremely depressed.

No I'm near Manchester

kinda rude.
exactly what this user said. Maybe you should work on your anger issues. (with a cute bf perhaps?)

not far c:

thanks, much edge in the words there

Learn how to read prick, I'm not angry ALL the time, only when pricks like you and everyone else brags about having a bf and being happy.

Ok, i take it back. I hope things get better for you soon

Don't be angry user. He's larping.

is mentioning it once really bragging though?

on /soc/ tbdesu. pls don't judge me i only posted there once and he even pointed out how lucky it was that the day i posted there and the day he went there happened to be the same day.
i meant Costa Rica, my bad

I am not even the guy with a bf.
I am a lonely virgin loser, calm down.

why would I judge you for posting on an imageboard when I'm on an imageboard? it's not like you were on Jow Forums or one of them pedo boards

That's not gay, that's art mate

>i meant Costa Rica, my bad

Possibly even hotter. I prefer Latin guys to white guys usually.

Is it bragging? He's mostly just sharing his experience, most people would feel hopeful after reading that. If you weren't so bitter maybe you could be lucky enough to get a bf too, guess that's why you're alone.

>you're jealous so that's why you find no one.
Is this Normie land here? I can understand why he's angry. The feel can hurt. I don't understand why people with bf need to speak here desu.

Recommend me a book.

>Is this Normie land here?

I'm seeing a lot of them today. Must be looking for schadenfreude.

Wittgenstein's Poker (wink, wink)

>people can't have experiences i don't have
>people shouldn't live their life because I can't/won't

What exactly would count as normie behavior vs robot behavior? Ultimately anyone being here rather than socializing isn't a normie. Just because they're not your flavor of autism doesn't make them any less autistic.

please, atleast say a genre you're into. the more specific your request can be the better.
genre, sub-genre, settings, etc.

No one is saying they cant. They're just saying it's rude to come here and brag about it, and you don't belong here.

>i have a boyfriend guys!
>we're gonna make it guys!
>lets talk about me and my boyfriend guys!
>lets keep talking about me guys!
>omg i still have a boyfriend guys!

Talk about this shit somewhere else, not on a board full of people who are KNOWN FOR BEING LONELY SAD FUCKS.

I HOPE YOU GET TRAPPED IN A BURNING BUILDING WITH VERY LITTLE CHANCE OF ESCAPE

Thomas Metzinger - The Ego Tunnel: The Science of the Mind and the Myth of the Self (2009)

it's just usually on here /soc/ is treated as the slut's board and he didn't have the purest intentions when he first messaged me
he's looks pretty white actually, and i've heard him talk he sounds like a french person when he isn't speaking spanish

Ordered

The last book I enjoyed was the invention of morel by casares. I'm a brainlet and read anything if it makes me slightly smarter.

SEE THERE ARE EVEN /SOC/ NORMIES HERE JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT THESE THREADS MOVE FASTER

FUCK OFF /SOC/ NORMIES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

This, for one:

Pure intentions don't exist user. I'm talking to you now and it's just casual and friendly but if there was a chance to see your dick, I wouldn't turn it down. Most people would do the same

i hope you and your slut bf break up you fucking cunt

i.e anyone who want join you in the pity party

That's just not true. There are plenty of people here who want to get to know people and not see their dicks and assholes. You're just a slut I guess

i only made one post user im sorry you're so angry
he lurks here sometimes and thinks its cute when i post about him

Exactly the normie behavior. 'most people would do the same'.

can we stop the daily gatekeeping discussions?
we are all here so that should be enough and no is better or worse only cause they have a bf or not.
Best thing is to let this discussion die imo.

can I have a bf pls? like right now. thanks.

okay tell me about yourself friend

I mean, yes? Welcome to Jow Forums. There are plenty of other boards to squeal about how happy and self-confident you are. /lgbt/ for example.

>your slut bf
i wish

>can we stop the daily gatekeeping discussions?

Gatekeeping for any community is important. This board isn't just a random free-for-all.

>who want to get to know people and not see their dicks and assholes.

those things aren't mutually exclusive

just telling the truth

Welp, I guess I have to single handedly have to make sure these threads go back to shit. I'll try my best.

What I'm saying is some people just want to get to know others and make friends, not friends with benefits.

Then could GTFO normie? We don't need whores like you wanting to see dick. You have two boards for this.

get a fucking room, the whole world doesn't want to be part of your foreplay

seeing someone's dick makes them fwb?

Certainly isn't a friendship. Friends don't share dick pics, and if you do with your "friends" they're sluts and so are you

Gays are just sluts in general.

Sometimes i forgot how deep under a rock some of you are. People can see each other's dicks without it being a huge deal. Changing rooms are a thing, communal showers etc. Not everything is a big sexual event. I bet you're the type to freak out when a woman whips out her breast to feed a child too

>showing off is the same as having sex with a bunch of people
i agree. in fact i'd go as far to say that sharing pictures and having sex is the exact same thing so it's weird why so many virgins here complain when it's that easy.

Not that user, but I freak out when my family sees me without a shirt. I'm fit, which makes it weirder.

You're really stupid if you thought I meant those things. I mean sending your dick to your friend in a picture, or fucking them. Not seeing their flaccid dick as you're showering at a gym. You're fucking retarded.

ok but do you foam at the mouth when other people go without a shirt?

>tfw no non slut bf like you
Weeeeeeeee

There's a difference between incidentally seeing someone's dick or ass in a locker room and actively sending nudes on first meeting someone

a dick is dick dude, if someone is comfortable with themselves and wants to send you a pic then it's whatever. some people send selfies, some people send dick, it's not that big of a deal

That's the most normal thing you could ever say. Why are you here?

only if you choose to make a difference but you do you

I'm so alone guys. I just want a cute ebf with 0 standards who will tolerate me being a gross fatty.

i like that my great failing is being normal

>tfw no wii sports bowling bf

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>wants cute
>makes no effort to be cute
>people should be ok with it

good job

Good grief. The difference is in intention. It's not just a matter of differences in interpretation.

He's not allowed to fantasize about something unattainable?

Seriously, just go away. /lgbt/ is just for you.