How the fuck am I, an autist supposed to explain his hobbies to normals, I don't understand how I can do this without being alienated from them
>what do you listen to user?
how am I supposed to explain that I listen to Wehrmacht marching songs, serbian war songs and deathgrips
>Ooooooo what are your hobbies user
How am I supposed to explain that my hobbies consist of military history and guns in my uni without being shunned
I hate this, everyone thinks I just go home and stare at a wall
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common now death grips is normie asf
I can guarantee most of them won't know what they are, especially in my class where everyone listens to mainstream music and shits on everyone who listens to anything but.
or maybe the normies are too focused on their own empty to give a fuck about yours
Look lad you aren't supposed to tell the truth. Learn what normie music is popular at the moment and just say that, figure out some kind of normie hobby you can lie about having. Think of yourself as a undercover agent trying to infiltrate a cartel of highly mundane drug traffickers.
kek just find some other autists to sperg about war and history with. Find a group of people who play paradox games and youre golden
fuck you nazi fuck kys
>Implying that listening to Death Grips doesn't make you seem edgy to normalfags
Maybe hide the war songs. I listen to a lot of movie soundtracks, so it's not as bad, but the one person that found out made fun of me a bunch.
Absolutely 100%
Fake it til you make it. I couldn't care less what normies have to say but I listen to their boring ass stories and contribute every once in a while.
Just say you like music and history - it's not like I went into work today and told my co-workers that I spent four days at an avant-garde metal festival where the highlight was a band playing one 83 minute long song. If anyone pries, do what says.
cant you just rehearse fake answers to those questions?
like for music, look up whatever normies seem to be into, get some normie bands/artists memorized and shit
for hobbies just say you like exercising. when they ask what types, just say running or bodyweight stuff at home, simple and such.
you just gotta put on the facade.
You're framing this wrong user.
You need to:
>Listen to some other ubermensch tier music like Wagner and claim you like classical music
>Listen to some more noisy aggressive music and claim to be a hipster
>Learn about other historic details related to the warfare and claim to be really into the politics/engineering side of things
People will still think you're a weirdo, but at least you'll sound less like a Nazi larper.
Normies are the problem here, not you. They lack the neurodiversity to enjoy more abstract things.
>what do you listen to user?
I like traditional german music
>Ooooooo what are your hobbies user
I like history
normies like it when you seem mildly interesting/edgey. just don't try to trigger them
>what do you listen to?
Oh, lately I've been into old music like weird WWII stuff. Been into experimental stuff too like Death Grips
>What are your hobbies?
Lately I've been into history, particularly that of (name wars here).
It's not that difficult. Just dress it up.
As a chick I find difficulty in talking to most people cause I have "weird" hobbies. Just find a weird girl. Not everyone is for everyone. You're not that weird.
I sort of just told them Michael Jackson because it was the first thing that popped to mind
Not even a nazi, they are just really catchy
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>hide the war songs
yeah, I will never tell them I listen to this, I'd be shunned completely.
Jesus fuck you're a beta.
>the state of modern white peope
If I was pure white I'd be a proud as fuc nazi, easily and I'd love to see the butthurt of cucks. Hell, I already tell people I like nazi music and sympathize with nazis, it's just more annoying for me because sometimes they'll some shit like ''b-b-but hitler would have killed you''
To which I have to explain I don't believe in the ''evil hitler who wanted to take over the world and kill all non-whites''
If you're white, you don't have to explain that, so stop being a fucking spineless cuck
>be me
>play kaiserreich
>like the music
>start humming the internationale
>leftist hears me and invites me to the campus socialist club
>mfw I fucking hate gommies but they think im one of them
Oh yes, let me just make my life even harder, especially with my german name in my liberal uni, great idea user whilst I'm at it should I wear an SS officers uniform?
I'm not even a nazi, it's just fucking catchy
>Wehrmacht marching songs, serbian war songs, guns, military history
None of those are "abstract" things. You and OP are not intellectuals. You're autists.
If you walked around with your head high, and acted and alpha and proud, and not shy and meek, you might find life isn't so hard and women are actually attracted to you sexually and not just because they want to cuck a nerd with money that goes to a nice school
>Implying my co-workers don't know about my love of black metal
Who cares what normies think about my hobbies? I even gave one of them a few links to some Dark Funeral - I'm probably that weird metal guy now, but whatever.
Well, I am an actual autist, I'm also not the smartest.
>Waaaaaah! Why don't people like the things that I like!?
Fucking kill yourself. You have a mental illness. Go and listen to pop songs like a normal person. jesus fucking christ lol
This is all you need to know. Now stop being a shy little girl
But I do walk with my head high, I've got great posture It's just that I don't know what to do when they want to know about my hobbies because all of them are autistic as fuck.
>You're autists.
Its been established that we're autistics, why bring it up again?
Tell the truth and you may get naturally sorted to an "outcast" type group. Happened to me. Stop worrying so much about what normies think of you.
How about you reread through my post before jumping the gun and making an arse out of yourself
No.
Snowflake posting
Also your interests are pretty hivemind with this website
"Normies" acquire their interests socially, same as you. Youre not special user.
Autism isn't a mental illness, stop being ignorant and educate yourself instead of spouting memes.
Never said I was, the question was that I don't know what to tell the normals because I don't want to be shunned, I'd quite like to be on good terms with them.
Liking guns and history isn't weird. Pro tip: women aren't actually attracted to cultural-marxist (liberal, socialist, feminist) university cucks, it's just a shit test.
All real men like guns, and all women want a real man.
So the next time the fags at your school are talking about their metrosexual hobbies, call them fags and say you like GUNS
if they get butt hurt, tell them you are just busting their chops and to grow a pair
Listen to polka music or dixieland/marching band stuff that isn't associated with the Axis Powers.
You'll get all the stuff like the neat marching percussion, the brass arrangements, simple catchy melodies, etc. but the connotations are less political...which will make people less afraid of you.
I've never been friends with someone really into marching band music, but that sounds fun.
You don't need to "explain" your tastes. Discussion is conversation, not interrogation. And if they don't want to interact with you because your tastes are different, that's their right. Would you hang around someone who thought nothing of eating their own shit?
OP you're a dumb sperg that wants to think he's special or interesting.
Nothing you have listed is weird, just the interests of a normal person who can think for himself. It doesn't even require much social skill to dress it up. Don't exclude yourself over bullshit.
That really is the true vice of this place, robots desire to be different and believe they are special and a "lone wolf" whilst simultaneously wishing they could "fit in". Thats what you are op, and it never works
high functioning autism, is not. normal ordinary autism is.
>mfw OP branches out and ends up liking confederate marching music
Talk about why you like those things and why you find them interesting
If you're not listening you J-pop you really can't be considered "high-functioning."
Being on good terms with most people is easy. You dont have to get to know them or be friends with them.
Most people just want you to say hi and smile a bit.
If you want friends based on mutual interests and hobbies IRL, you have to seek them out.
Most random day to day people dont care enough to know what you like.
If they ask, its purely a social gesture.
You can lie.
I doubt OP's on the low functioning end of the spectrum considering he's posting here, many low functioning autistics can't even communicate by speech.
Never said that, three people In this thread have said this even though it states nowhere in my post that I think I am special or interesting and I've had to correct them, why don't you lot actually read the post instead of jumping to conclusions that I am an edgy ''le lone wolf'' and think that I am super interesting and quirky
You imply this in your initial post.
Were just trying to get across to you that you're not that different, and you shouldn't feel like some sort of 'outcast'.
Normies don't care, neither should you.
Even if they did, you shouldn't.