Ayo user, spit me a couple a bars dog. I know you got lines nigga, let me hear 'em homie

are you Jahlil beats?

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> all these examples could combine together into an actual rap song

get on it nigga roborap 2018 album release when?

ayo ayo
uhhh yea
lets get this shit (suuuwoooop)

ayo uh,

niggas be stayin on r9k (yea)
incels, virgins, n bitches (ya dont say)

we got niggas knockin down stacys with vans hoe
we got beta niggas bustin shots at chads bro (fuck em!)

you bully my niggas
they finna let them shots go
ar-15 split ya top like a nintendo
fuck around on my nigga he pull that switch bitch
slap a clip in, 30 rounds get ya wig split
nobody safe no more
walk throug them school doors
bang bang! get on the flo'
r9k with the shits
hackin ya computer bitch
betta strap up quick or take this lead to the face bitch

ayyeeeeee
nobody care cuz ain't nobody gettin puss
thats why we tote them rifles
little betas turn to high profile crooks
heard he killed like 15 stacies
thought a nigga done shot up a macy's (aha!)

shoutout to my nigga rodgers
supreme gentlemen
california rydas
double glock totin hapa
shit get tragic
my nigga alek swervin through toronti
knock a bitch down
wreak havic

beta uprising bitch
ain't finna stop this
from the emo gazeebo
to dem shots comin through ya peephole
its just me and my people
take cover if you weak hoe
ayebody know the deal tho
r9k my steelooooo

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remember when a rap song used to have like 3-5 different verses in it, rapped by different rappers (Wutang, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugz, etc)?

i've been listening to shit lately that has one verse. the dude has like 20 albums out, but each song is 1, maybe 2 verses.

straight out of the guarani jungle
i'm packing a berreta model 38/42
down goes Admiral Graf Spee as it tumbles

im not the average fat latino kid; i might not have power but energetic eccenticity for the grid
i spend all of time on ROBOT9000, yet gears in me spring out of my cock socket

my pockets filled with a luger P08, if your caught lacking and late, this robot sealed your fate

git da moonman on da mic homie

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OG bars nigga

nah just a trill ass whiteboi my nigga

Nigga I'm fresh from r9k
Rolling and checking dubs all day
Hit a white boi on the freeway
He dying and saying ur mom gay

uh
uh
uh
yeah
uh
uh
mmmmmm
yyeeaaahhh
ooooooohhhhhhh
thaaaaatttt'sssssss goooooooooddddd!
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
i'm gonna cum
I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you expect me to understand that nigger bullshit? It's like you're allergic to English and make up new ridiculous slang just to avoid using words that already exist.

r9k the set where my robots at
I'll run up and steal your girl, grip tight on the mac
Fuck with my waifu and get laid on your back
Mods lockin up the board ain't nothing right with that
YEAH

I'm sexy as fuck,
Your mom quack like a duck
when she suck on my dick
like a popcicle stick.

Spittin' that g-force shit
None of that punk ass shit
Nigga you feelin me,
Stiff in virginity
Riddled by fragility
Got no abilities
Bitches be feelin the thoughts of you haters and let's see
They on their normie shit postin' bout you and me
Ain't got none tho, them basic hoes
Be takin' my nut up their butt- um
Let me take this shit back
Lemme break your back

You be postin online but don't got no rhymes
Niggas be listin and snitchin but they ain't got no ride
Got these normies comin at me makin me all "REE"
What they don't see, wait bitch, how please
Get down on both knees

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ayo bix nood mofugga
I like to eat enchiladas
I wuz a kang back in the day
yo momma is a slut cuz she got raped

Op you are just a lil bitch nigger
and I hit niggers till I break my own wrist nigger
Who the fuck do you think I am
I fuck bitches who look like straight from Instagram
You one other hand have no Tinder match
and The only thing you Bitch jizz into is in ya hand
If You whould do a killing spree in Toronto
People would drink Jim n Bean and thank God and the guns too

Allright get ready OP
these bars gonna sting you like a bee
It's true I don't know shit about rap
But that ain't gonna stop me cuz I don't give a crap
So Imma go ahead and spit some bars
bars so fire they'll blow you to mars
Although really these lines look too long
shit I think I might be doing everything wrong
Some anons gonna say that I am a wigger
truth is I struggling to make this rap any bigger
I should've known a bee sting is weak
If I actually rap'd it'd be more like a squeak
I guess I'm not very clever
so I'll just give up rap forever.

original content my nigga

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good heavens, good soothe
look at these new niggas coming thru.

I oughtta slap each and everyone of you
steppin' to me and my invisible crew

You be talking that tendie talk, smug-walk
n' me and the crew out with chalk

fucking white girls til the dark
you be crying on here screaming "squuuaaakkk"

It's KARA BOGA til the end mutherfucker
I pull that the 9, like I pull the fold on my timbs!

Looking real mean like Billy did Grim,
Take your soul out you and reap ya, til dim

YALL AIN'T READY!!!!!!!!!!! YALL AIN'T FUCKING READY!

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ok, black man, just don't whoop my ass as your kind say.

ayo, real robot rap, prepare to cry, or feel contempt, here we go

ayo, everydays a struggle when you a punk ass bot, fear and shame always got me feelin' a lot, everyday i wake up and my eyes blood shot, it's the virgin dojutsu it makes ya want to get shot (POW).
it's always that strange look in my eye, that tells normies that i'll just lay down and die, so they take their opportunity to show their worst sides, and let it all out all over me i'm their plaything to die (yuh)

other people's lives are like a game, even the lowest scumbag has somebody to bang. But not me lifes a gameground and i'm in season for all these cynical supermen to hunt for no reason. I can't take action, it's hell on earth and theres no escape, it's like i'm a car with no gas in this impossible race. But i guess even if i end up in last stand, i may as well go out with a gun in my hand.

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Wait!! please give me a chance!
I wasn't ready for that!
but seriously. That was decent

It was all off the top and in real-time ;)

THEY AIN'T READY

Can you please make me ready sensei?
Im girl and will suck your chawck

I've been practicing to rap for 3 years now and I can't come up with anything. Fuck my life senpai

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there was an attempt

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This one goes out to all the roasties out there

Fuck you pus ass hoe ass bitch
The only thing youre good for is to suck muh dick
If you get get chad tell im i got a cap for his ass
Im done playing yo pussy ass games
Survival of the fittest is the name
So the next time that sperg talks to you you better check yo self before you pass

Originally a hero.

IOUTTASMACK YA / Theme of heaven and goodness in contrast with the opposite, as well as being of action
>good heavens, good soothe
Heaven is good so it's redundant. Same with good soothe
look at these new niggas coming thru.

I oughtta slap each and everyone of you
> The audacity of these "NEW NIGGAS!"
steppin' to me and my invisible crew

>You be talking that tendie talk, smug-walk
Tendies: refer to Chicken Tenders. A lot of smug memer's on Jow Forums use green-text stories about wanting tendies.
Smug-walk: most of Jow Forums's users are smug, despite being shut-in's that collect government assistance.
n' me and the crew out with chalk
> chalk: white girl

fucking white girls til the dark
>you be crying on here screaming "squuuaaakkk"
Most of the people on Jow Forums like to complain

>It's KARA BOGA til the end mutherfucker
The Legendary meme. It explains its self
I pull out the 9, like I pull the fold on my timbs!

>Looking real mean like Billy did Grim,
Bill and Grim are characters from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy." Billy usually bothers grim(as in the grim reaper) and causes him trouble
Take your soul out you and reap ya, til dim
> Going back to the theme of goodness and grim(from TGAOBAM). "Take your soul out- til dim" Once the soul leaves the body, or is leaving the body it is essentially dim. til it's completely taken out

I'm ready for the bj you promised me, now.

Oh look up me now
Look up me now
Im getting neeeetbux
Im fresher than a muddafu

someone PLEASE cut this up and toss a beat on that, album DONE

Sorry. But I prefer lil pump.
Your just not cool enough

Even if I wrote it off-the top? :(

You aren't going to steal my ideas, though.....are you?......you aren't right? he heh.......

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Ok this go hard

:P
No bj for you and your shit blows

I struggle to be of worth
The road to succes I swerved
All these girls got me curved
Is it worth to stay alive?
Just to shitpost in this hive?

I see no brightness in my future
Even in my own life, I'm only a feature
I used to think it was to infinity and beyond, buzz lightyear
but now it's just infinite despair, internal tears

I explained my bars to a Jow Forums girl, I know its a crappy deal. But I didn't even get a fucking happy meal! :(

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couldn't get no pussy so I needed a change
start nofap, asleep shoot like a range
cream in the seams my bed don't smell the same
its day 21, still aint cum man driving me insane

forgot pic totalini liguini-riginal

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Is it okay if I sing?

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if theres any plebbitors around here you'll probably see this on one of those "Jow Forums simulator" videos.

ok great one, fren. Keep practicing.

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hahaha woow gay i bet you throat niggas with that homosex voice bruh.

tanks fren. glad u liked it.

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ye, uh uh, spearchucker records. Ye Ye, get it.

Ya momma never loved you right
That's why u grew up to be a little shyt
Seems like u need a hug
cum put your face in these jugs
Rub a dub dub I'm gonna get me sum, reverse it so bad, all the way to the top of ur dicks head
Seems like you've never been bounced on before
Oooomf call me a fucking whore

I'm learnin' to fix planes
but I can't fix my pain
can't stay on my lane
wish I made it big like Bane

Oh wait
I wish I saw a qt
hard when you're that far from the city
to search for bespectacled lolis

I practice shadow reloads everyday
cause i'm noguns, like 75% of Jow Forums
not even sure if I'd support the revolution
I got more problems than Chad in my nation

this is all sub-par cringe. Fuck you, random black man for putting us on the spot.

Yo we really doin this
Aight

Gttttttah
Yo
YO

Critical hits clipped real quick on a wanna be crip

Trigger finger finna slip nd give y all a muthafuckin rip

Im strapped with the Mack so ya know it a click click clap

fake Rappers spew shit so I think their mouth an ass crack

Gtta
Skiapoptata
grtttayatatata

Flow causeing symptoms of psychedelic paralysis

Yuh I be Casually murdering phaggots like this

More deadly than Satans unholy caliphate is

A genius in my own right
true transcendentalist

Ey
Oh
OH NO

MASSIVE ARITHMATIC AND MATHEMATIC SEQUENCES

Hyperbolic YUH jumping through multidimensional frequences

End these babies YUH like an abortion the massacre of fetuses

The dopest mc to ever hit the mic BOI I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES

Ey
Yuh
Ey
yuh
yuh

You aight, frog boys

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thanks 50

there is no escape fool,
don't try to resist yo,
bitch I'm gonna rape you,
fuck you in the asshole,
uh!

I know she bout to ask me how she look
I tell her beautiful and how long it took
For you to put it on it was early in the morn'
She resembled a model out of a Mac book
(Concentrating on the way my) eyeliner thickens
(He stand behind me and try to) figure her vision
(Of prettiness, the wittiness of colors on my skin tone)
(My complexion in a direction) I've outgrown
(I feel like it's not enough)
(I can never put on too much makeup)
(Yeah I know) your imperfections
(I be constantly stressing, from him is where I get it from)
(They tell me I need to) smile
(At least once in a while)
(I hate my lips, my nose, my) eyebrows
(It's the beauty in me)
(But what he don't see, is that I had a black...)