Go to work today

>go to work today
>boss called me to her office
>she says she wants to add me on facebook
>I tell her I don't have a facebook
>she doesn't believe me
>she says just because shes my boss doesn't mean we can't be friends
>I tell her I legitimately don't have a facebook
>she asks why not
>I tell her I don't have any friends or family
>she says I'm really nice and everyone in the office likes me so she doesn't believe that
>I just shrug and say its the truth
>she gives and says fine and lets me go
>acts much more mean to me than normal for the rest of the day
Why won't she believe me? I hope I don't get fired..

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if you really want to impress your boss, make a Facebook account and add her on it!

tell her something like "sorry for being rude" and make it really nonchalant delivered.

good luck user!

Try to counteroffer by offering to get coffee with her or something so she knows you don't hate her.

this user has a better idea than mine

yeah, just try to "apologize". you didn't really do anything wrong on your own, but it would be for the better to "be the bigger man"

Create an account, add her as the only friend. Post incessantly on her wall about how cool this is.

>being a loser
lol

>not a loser
>on Jow Forums

>being a faggot
lol

Just make an account and add her on it, problem solved. you don't even have to use it

It's honestly a little weird to not have a Facebook. You don't actually have to USE it, but make one. Throw on a couple normie selfies and just run with it.

The evil government and the Googleborg already has your info, just make a simple Facebook.

Go in tomorrow and say "hey boss, it seemed like I was being rude, and maybe I was. I made a Facebook account and want you to be my first friend!"

Then add her and ignore the slimey bullshit that people put on Facebook. Like it or not normies WANT you to be social, don't fuck up your job just because you are too lazy to spend ten minutes throwing a free account together.

Make an account, add all those office 'friends' and ignore all of them but your boss.

Your boss may want to have sex with you.

should have said something like you dont use it because you got some other media shit

You are such a normie that it hurts.

You really don't understand why people don't have social media here, it is not due to being lazy, or really down to being a loner or something banal.

It's due to severe mental issues, insecurity to the point of being too anxious to post ANY form of pictures of yourself online, asocial to the point of not being able to talk to ANYONE without preparing a speech and considering all possible course of events, situations and communication, of sweating bullets when put on the spot.

It's about the sheer disconnect there is socially. Of not just disliking or not caring about current normie gossip, it's about simply not even knowing about it and completely not understanding it because it's a completely different and shallow, self absorbed world, it's like we live in different societies, even worlds.

It isn't just "nawh man, I have no friends i guess lol, and i don't feel like making a faceberg acount"

God damn fucking normies reeeeeeeeeee

>>she says she wants to add me on facebook
What an insecure fucking bitch.

>boss
>she
rip your career

Imagine if it was a male boss who asked a woman for her Facebook and pressured her into adding him. It be a completely different story haha.

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>saying you don't have a facebook because you don't have friends

That's where you fucked up, OP. You're supposed to say it's because you're concerned about your privacy and bring up shady shit the company's done, even if the real reason is that you don't have friends.

Woah... I-Is that an actual good advice? ON Jow Forums?

oh well it doesnt matter, OP is probably going to ignore it and listen to some retarded underage incel basedboy here

Create an account, add her to it, all while looking for another job. Bosses who try to be your friend are disaster walking.

Why do you even care. Wagecucking away at a job trying to impress some low iq woman that spends her life bullying other wagecucks.

fuck you nigger , originally fuck these captchas

This reads like a tumblr post.
Sounds like you need to get out of the victim complex mindset. You're whiteknighting very hard.

>had a Facebook profile back in middle school because I loved Farmville and all the other games
>deleted it because of the privacy threats I read about online
>mfw today

How can people still use Social Media with all their real information out in the open like that?
I miss the good old days where all you needed was your email, password and some username.

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Is it even possible for most of the people here to create a FB account from the ground up considering these two factors..

1) being post high-school and college age and never having a account

2) creating a FB account after the early 2010s when messaging apps like snap and twitter have overtaken FB in active use?

I can get a linked-in account, but why a FB account? Is your boss a granny OP considering they're the only ones on it?

ell emm eff ay oh
Do people seriously fucking use Facebug in the year of out lord 2018? Whta the actual fuck? Facebook is a social network for teenagers, who the fuck didn't delete their account after finishing highschool? What are you a fucking looser? LOL

Is your boss attractive? Sexy? She obviously wants to fuck.

well sonny, back in my day fb was just starting to become really popular and it was new and exciting it was what all the cool college kids had and I got some mad...well...nothing really from it. Then I deleted it like uhh....7 years ago or something like that I dont know fuck you that's why

After high school. FB is quite commonly used by college freshman these days for roommates and finding friends. Beyond that nothing else other than communicating with family members since the boomers who are active on FB doing nothing but posting someecard memes

The thought didn't even crossed my mind until I read your post. This world is insane.

>t. (((zucc)))

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>will get hit by van and will not have any idea what to do with yourself because you were hurt by something other than a meme gun and you have no anti-van propaganda to lean on

lol

Its pretty common to not have a facebook now lmao is your boss an old lady? She is going to have her eye on you if for no reason other than that interaction is on her mind. Just keep your shit tight and don't fuck up your work and she'll forget about it by next week

Can't you tell she wants to date you, OP? Add her on Facebook for fucks sake.

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